2019 Houston Astros Thread

[runthebone 7,978]

I think we are scoring one run this inning. 

[Wishbone 4,759]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

I think we are scoring one run this inning. 

I’ll just take solid contact at this point.

[Mez2 4,023]

This is fucking embarrassing

[runthebone 7,978]

I've been wrong before.

[henrygandorf 29,189]

so many popups.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

We have a few guys on this team that I’ll be forever grateful for because of the World Series a couple years ago but I’m ready to move on from them.

 

[Limp Brisket 546]

We went 24-2 runs against and for lately, I’m too apathetic to look at innings at this point but it’s safe to say it’s bad here in the bottom of the 6th down 1-0.

[UTexasFight 9,432]

Fun fact: the last time we scored , these unis were the everyday jerseys.

[Wishbone 4,759]

Try this, since nothing else is working: start swinging and quit thinking. Early in the count. Hard to believe how neutered thay’re approaching things.

[BornOrange 1,441]

2 hours ago, BornOrange said:

In the offseason, I would like to see if someone gets moved to first.

Tucker, Alvarez, Brantley, or Reddick should be playing first next year.

 

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Gurriel to DH?

Gurriel and Diaz as utility players.

I want Alvarez and Tucker (if he can hit MLB pitching) to play as much as possible. Maybe Tucker can play right, but it seems both of them may be best in left field.

Brantley needs to stay in the lineup, so we have 3 guys for LF and DH. One of the three can go to first, or maybe go to right and have Reddick play first.

 

[suddenly shaggy 929]

21 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

pls wake me when we score.

You're going to look like this. 

[Wishbone 4,759]

Reddick isn’t going to first. 

[henrygandorf 29,189]

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Fun fact: the last time we scored , these unis were the everyday jerseys.

pos rep for being funny and correct.

[Limp Brisket 546]

Rangers won.  3.5 from 9.5 sounds shitty.

[HtownHorn 14,677]

Why is Miley coming out of the game? You are going to blow your pen if you keep taking starters out when they are under 100 pitches. He had, what, one inning where multiple Mariners got on base?

 

This team desperately needs an external bat to boost the lineup.

[WBT 20,563]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Why is Miley coming out of the game? You are going to blow your pen if you keep taking starters out when they are under 100 pitches. He had, what, one inning where multiple Mariners got on base?

 

This team desperately needs an external bat to boost the lineup.

We've got great white to eat inning bro

[Limp Brisket 546]

5 hits, 3 by one player....

[Scraps 13,561]

Meals is a bitch

[David Dennison 18,855]

4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Why is Miley coming out of the game? You are going to blow your pen if you keep taking starters out when they are under 100 pitches. He had, what, one inning where multiple Mariners got on base?

 

This team desperately needs an external bat to boost the lineup.

We're planning for our deep run in the playoffs.

[APMP 688]

Josh James with a walk? No wai

[BornOrange 1,441]

5 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Reddick isn’t going to first. 

Why not?

He's played there 3 times this year, even if only for a total of 3.2 innings

[cabowabo 4,484]

What the fuck?

[runthebone 7,978]

James is giving me Giles feelings this year.

[David Dennison 18,855]

That is stupid pitching.

[HtownHorn 14,677]

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

We've got great white to eat inning bro

Start warming him up, about to get ugly.

[Player 4,575]

Fuck on a 1-2 count?

[David Dennison 18,855]

Just now, Player said:

Fuck on a 1-2 count?

Josh James doesn't know how to pitch.

[henrygandorf 29,189]

that's it, i'm opening the blanton's.

[Limp Brisket 546]

Motherfucker GO!!!

[UTexasFight 9,432]

That’s some Gerald Yound/Eric Yelding speed

[Mez2 4,023]

That's a fast ass white boy

[perfectchaos007 6,635]

Looked out

 

edit: happy to be wrong!

Edited June 29, 2019 by perfectchaos007

[Scraps 13,561]

I dont think gordon touched him on initial swipe

[Guadaloopy 10,962]

Just now, Scraps said:

I dont think gordon touched him on initial swipe

This.  Can't overturn that.

 

[Limp Brisket 546]

Bout to get fucked again.

[UTexasFight 9,432]

Meals really called that a fucking strike on the steal?!

Holy shit

 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Blummer thinks we should go spikes first next time Dee Gordon does that and I don’t disagree.

[tx 3 putt 76,913]

Come on Jake !!!!!!

[Player 4,575]

Pitcher looks like he’s double clutching like a mofo.

[tx 3 putt 76,913]

Windmill ?????????????

[WBT 20,563]

what in the flying fuck?  windmill?

[perfectchaos007 6,635]

Send Straw home you coward

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Are you shitting me?

[rvm96 1,643]

The windmill held Straw?????

Edited June 29, 2019 by rvm96
NVM saw the replay

[tx 3 putt 76,913]

WTF ???????????????????

[Guadaloopy 10,962]

Are you kidding me, Pettis?

[HtownHorn 14,677]

What? Missed 3rd. Haha Straw.

Edited June 29, 2019 by HtownHorn

[Scraps 13,561]

FIRE PETTIS TONIGHT

[cabowabo 4,484]

Ok Pettis, you're off the hook.

[WBT 20,563]

nm, missed the bag.  Not windmill's fault.