2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

Jake needs to take Reddick’s spot in the lineup.

[elfenix 34171]

that's the record

[elfenix 34171]

oh shit yordan!

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

Holy fucking God damn shit!!!!!

[UTexasFight 9380]

Holy shit

#legend doesn’t begin to do this justice

[cabowabo 4453]

Good Lord. 

[rvm96 1643]

Yordan!!!! He must have been salivating looking at the pitches the position player was throwing at the plate 

[Scraps 13542]

#ManChild

[UTexasFight 9380]

One more AB and Yuli’s RBI record from 3 days ago would have been toast

[Smax 3800]

Unbelievable

[Teddyballgame 441]

[gecko 1104]

Astros could score more runs tonight than Cowboys will score points

[Wishbone 4738]

No words. Well, except these: records falling like autumn leaves. 

[UTexasFight 9380]

April 2007 Carlos Lee last 3 HR game for an Astro in regular season

[Nice Guy Eddie 13412]

MLB may institute a mercy rule starting tomorrow. 

[Wishbone 4738]

8 rbi in three swings.

[Jshep34 2304]

We are in hotel . Watched legend hit his third bomb. Told lilshep im at a loss of words to describe #44. Perfect way to end a vacation. Also stopped by team shop and picked up game used baseballs thrown to altuve and legend

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[TexArcher 37508]

23 runs on 25 hits.  My god.

[tx 3 putt 76372]

#legend has me in tears !!!!

[tx 3 putt 76372]

32 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

#legend 

I’m in tears !!!!!!!

[Wishbone 4738]

Wait, I thought #Legend had 2 two run bombs and a slam. Was one of those a solo? They’re listing 7 rbi. Thought there was 8.

[tx 3 putt 76372]

What’s after #beastmode !

 

#yardonmode !!!!!!!!!

[Victorious1 140]

no credit for rbi on double play

[Tommy Nobis 905]

For a 23 run game this will end up finishing in a little over 3 hours. Amazing.

[WBT 20421]

Encouraging that even with the game in hand we still got to Baltimore's new closer

[Fat Bastard 593]

Honest question. With 45 games left at the rate he is raking, does Yordan get MVP votes? ROY is already set in stone. 

[WBT 20421]

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Wait, I thought #Legend had 2 two run bombs and a slam. Was one of those a solo? They’re listing 7 rbi. Thought there was 8.

The first one was solo

[Wishbone 4738]

The Paul Bunyan of baseball lumber.

[UTexasFight 9380]

Wait, I thought #Legend had 2 two run bombs and a slam. Was one of those a solo? They’re listing 7 rbi. Thought there was 8.

First one was solo because Bregs was greedy and cleared the bases ahead of him in the first

[DaysOff 7851]

Ridiculous. This fucking team.

 

 

[Wishbone 4738]

Just now, WBT said:

The first one was solo

Ok.

[Wishbone 4738]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

First one was solo because Bregs was greedy and cleared the bases ahead of him in the first

That bastard.

[Gourmand 7774]

I almost ordered one of those a month ago and now I wish I had.

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[Harrison Stafford 3327]

Orioles.  Battered and fried.  

[Nice Guy Eddie 13412]

Can we sign Yordan to a lifetime contract?

[UTexasFight 9380]

I almost ordered one of those a month ago and now I wish I had.

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Not available?!
I was just about to go look and book mine

[Mez2 4021]

@Henrygandorf

The death star is fully operational 

[Gourmand 7774]

Yordan is like Sammy Sosa and Albert Pujols rolled into a cannon.

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[Mez2 4021]

Lol. The Orioles get JV tomorrow. 

That's a shame 

[Gourmand 7774]

Not available?!
I was just about to go look and book mine

Nah just wanted to be first

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[Wishbone 4738]

Just now, Gourmand said:

Yordan is like Sammy Sosa and Albert Pujols rolled into a cannon.

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Don’ denigrate the #Legend with that nonsense. Those fucks were roid/cork phonies.

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

Hey, tomorrow we get the Verlander pitching.  Hope for another blow out where it’s over by the second inning. 

[Jshep34 2304]

Good night yordans bp cage

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[Sleepygrad 1029]

holy fuck I love this team

[Wishbone 4738]

Enjoy this guys. We have paid the price and now it’s time to experience all those “what if” fantasies from days past. The reality may actually be better, mark time and enjoy the fuck out of this.

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

Next time they interview Yordan post game they should have Bregman fill in as interpreter.

[tx 3 putt 76372]

And Verlander throws tomorrow...  🐐

Edited August 11, 2019 by tx 3 putt

[TonyTexas 10482]

[HtownHorn 14487]

9 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Yep

He was probably a Turner hit away from being chased in that game in that inning I posted and ended up settling down to give his team a chance to come back and win

On the other side, Beuhler is going to be touuuugh in Oct if he keeps up what he’s doing.

He only went 6 because of a high early pitch count but looked dominant

Buehler's home/road splits are pretty bad.

The Astros are currently +1 on the Dodgers in run differential as well in one less game.

Edited August 11, 2019 by HtownHorn

[Gut Wagon 8052]

I’m just living in the moment here. Which is the best way to enjoy sports.