2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Player 4605]

Got away with another meatball on an 0-2 count.

[Jack Handey 57]

6 hours ago, thetruth said:

Looks like Octavio Dotel got popped in the DR for drug trafficking. 

Dotel?  More like Blow-tel

[Wishbone 4924]

2 minutes ago, Jack Handey said:

Dotel?  More like Blow-tel

Prolly happened at a motel

Edited August 21, 2019 by Wishbone

[tx 3 putt 78470]

Springer Dinger !!!!!!!!

[Wishbone 4924]

Springer Dinger!

[Mo Horn 8933]

That'll work

[Wishbone 4924]

Back to back!!!

[tx 3 putt 78470]

Back to Back !!!!!!!!

[Wishbone 4924]

Both oppo’s

[UTexasFight 9788]

Holy shit, I finally found the setting on the MLB.tv channel on my SmartTV /Roku to change the audio feed.

So long eschenfelder/Blum. Hello Ford/Brownie!

Man, this is enough to make my anger at glass boy dissipate for a few hours.

A perfect two for two oppo tacos to start the game doesn’t hurt either

[Wishbone 4924]

nm

Edited August 21, 2019 by Wishbone

[Wishbone 4924]

Uni hbp.

[UTexasFight 9788]

Sanchez has some weird shit happen in his starts.
So far in his Astros career, he’s been the starter in a:
No-hitter
23 runs
Only game in mlb history where 4 guys had multiple HRs with 2 guys on each team.

[Limp Brisket 549]

8 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Holy shit, I finally found the setting on the MLB.tv channel on my SmartTV /Roku to change the audio feed.

So long eschenfelder/Blum. Hello Ford/Brownie!

Man, this is enough to make my anger at glass boy dissipate for a few hours.

A perfect two for two oppo tacos to start the game doesn’t hurt either

I’m same setup, how?  PM if need.

[tx 3 putt 78470]

Is reddick hurt ??????

[Wishbone 4924]

Damn.

[Wishbone 4924]

Amazing he held that to a double. 

[Wishbone 4924]

Lulz!! Nice play.

Aided by dumbass base running.

Edited August 21, 2019 by Wishbone

[UTexasFight 9788]

I’m same setup, how?  PM if need.

I’ve always seen “press *” for more audio options but would do that during the broadcast and would get what I thought was the TV-specific audio options and could never figure out the MLB.tv app-specific audio options. But it’s all in the same place

On mine, press the “*” button, go down to audio track. Default is “English” toggle over to “natural sound” (ballpark only. No announcers). Or audio track 3 or 4... English radio or Spanish broadcast.

[UTexasFight 9788]

I’d take MM out to brunch

[henrygandorf 29221]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

I’ve always seen “press *” for more audio options but would do that during the broadcast and would get what I thought was the TV-specific audio options and could never figure out the MLB.tv app-specific audio options. But it’s all in the same place

On mine, press the “*” button, go down to audio track. Default is “English” toggle over to “natural sound” (ballpark only. No announcers). Or audio track 3 or 4... English radio or Spanish broadcast.

god bless you, sir.

[Limp Brisket 549]

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I’ve always seen “press *” for more audio options but would do that during the broadcast and would get what I thought was the TV-specific audio options and could never figure out the MLB.tv app-specific audio options. But it’s all in the same place

On mine, press the “*” button, go down to audio track. Default is “English” toggle over to “natural sound” (ballpark only. No announcers). Or audio track 3 or 4... English radio or Spanish broadcast.

I owe you..... beer, lunch, something!

[UTexasFight 9788]

Yeah I’m pissed it took me ~2 years since I’ve had this tv to figure it out.

Figured it out a long time ago on my stand alone Roku and appletv device but never the built in one

[Wishbone 4924]

Fucking Happy Jack!

[Mo Horn 8933]

Nice little double

[UTexasFight 9788]

Super Jack!

Reminiscent of his MLB debut when he had a double to LF in his first MLB AB

[Wishbone 4924]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Super Jack!

Reminiscent of his MLB debut when he had a double to LF in his first MLB AB

Hahaha! I don’t know where I pulled the “Happy” shit from. I need dinner, less “happy” hour.

[UTexasFight 9788]

He’s preeety good

[Wishbone 4924]

Altuve: Professional Precision Hitter.

[henrygandorf 29221]

brantley is fucking ridiculous.

[Wishbone 4924]

Uncle Mike!

[Mo Horn 8933]

Surprised they didn't call that ball dead when it went under the pad and make Altuve go back to 3rd. 

Edited August 21, 2019 by Mo Horn

[Wishbone 4924]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Surprised they didn't call that ball dead when it went under the pad and made Altuve go back to 3rd. 

Same thought. Outfielder could have sold that and maybe saved a run. 

[Wishbone 4924]

This is less than ideal. Dammit.

[Scraps 13745]

Get a good deal on beer....only pay $7!

[UTexasFight 9788]

Peacock up

[Guadaloopy 11129]

7 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Same thought. Outfielder could have sold that and maybe saved a run. 

Gardenhire should have challenged.  AJ’s done it and won.  

[Wishbone 4924]

Throw strikes, nozzle.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Is this what they call a dirty sanchez?

[UTexasFight 9788]

Same thought. Outfielder could have sold that and maybe saved a run. 

They only teach you that when you’re a 95 loss team, not 100+ loss team

[Mo Horn 8933]

Come the fuck on. Just give them runs. 

[Guadaloopy 11129]

Throw strikes.  

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Gardenhire should have challenged.  AJ’s done it and won.  

Does the player have to alert the umpire first? 

[Scraps 13745]

Im not saying i bet the over again, but i bet the over

 

 

[Guadaloopy 11129]

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

Does the player have to alert the umpire first? 

Didn’t happen when AJ challenged.  

[Mez2 4041]

Unless he's hurt or there's a blister,  why the fuck did you pull him out? 

[Wishbone 4924]

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

They only teach you that when you’re a 95 loss team, not 100+ loss team

Either way, glad to have the run now.

[Scraps 13745]

I remember when i posted the Stros nicknames for the players weekend and there was one glaring omission.....Mr. Correa


Guess who doesn't seem to need a players weekend jersey.

Conspiracy!

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Hinch must really want to see how Peacock is post injury. Not sure I agree with the quick hook thru 2 1/3.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Unless he's hurt or there's a blister,  why the fuck did you pull him out? 

Hinch’d