2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Jshep34 2308]

Was Lidge pitching BP to him? 

To soon

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[Mo Horn 8842]

Nice glove Toro 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

 

[Wishbone 4760]

Trying to watch Astros and Texans/Cowboys at the same time. Starting back Lamar Miller taken off the field on a cart with what looked like a bad knee injury. Sorry for the slight derail. Carry on.

[Scraps 13561]

Trout sucks


Gotta say it when you can cause its not often

[Wishbone 4760]

Uncle Mike!!

[Mo Horn 8842]

Nice hr from a professional hitter. 

[tx 3 putt 76958]

Professional Hitter 

[Scraps 13561]

Hey Dilleypicklezz u can suk a dik

[Scraps 13561]

Beer for tonight?

[WBT 20572]

Need a single for the cycle in the inning

[Wishbone 4760]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Beer for tonight?

Critique?

[Scraps 13561]

Very pickly. So if you like pickles or dillypicklez you may like it

[Mo Horn 8842]

Is the fan sitting in the corner by the ball boy wearing a trucker cap?

Edited August 24, 2019 by Mo Horn

[Wishbone 4760]

Ah, so the logo is a reference to the pickle influence. I’d try one.

[Scraps 13561]

Ah, so the logo is a reference to the pickle influence. I’d try one.

Yes it is Pickle Fucker. PKL FKR. Super dilly dilly

 

[Wishbone 4760]

I see it now, duh.

[Mo Horn 8842]

Generous strike zone tonight. 

[Scraps 13561]

Max Stassi lolololol

[WBT 20572]

Stassi still sucks

[Scraps 13561]

His presence still annoys me but alot less this go round

[Mo Horn 8842]

Tuve going for the cycle tonight

[Scraps 13561]

Tuve going for the cycle tonight

I can dig it

[Scraps 13561]

Oh daddy like

[Mo Horn 8842]

A-Breg

[Mo Horn 8842]

Ok, I confess I'm slow on the uptake tonight and a little dense sometimes.  I thought the name of the Angels' pitcher sounded familiar. Duh, he's a Longhorn. Im watching without sound and watching football and they probably even talked about it. Any and all negs well deserved. 

[WBT 20572]

Safe.  Why were we not covering 2nd?

[Mo Horn 8842]

Looks to be safe

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Looked awfully safe to me

[Wishbone 4760]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Looks to be safe

I’ll take their word for it.

[clapclapclap 9000]

That kind of mistake can get you traded.

 

[Mo Horn 8842]

Getting replay calls in the regular season so they can screw us in the post season. 

[WBT 20572]

replay screwup saved us a run

Recommence the conspiracy theories the next time one goes against us though

Edited August 25, 2019 by WBT

[TonyTexas 10513]

That kind of mistake can get you traded.
 

I’m sure Luhnow is on the phone right now to see what he can get for Altuve.

[WBT 20572]

Thaiss wearing "Matty" on his jersey is giving me bad flashbacks of Matty Sunday

[Gut Wagon 8070]

Settle down.

[Mo Horn 8842]

Miley getting ahead of hitters this inning but struggling to finish them off

[WBT 20572]

Miley deserves to give up a run for walking Stassi there.  Hopefully he can get out of it though.

[Mo Horn 8842]

Just walk him. It will only cost us one.

Edit... or just get him out. 

Edited August 25, 2019 by Mo Horn

[Scraps 13561]

This inning seems shitty

[WBT 20572]

This Trout guy sucks, left the bases loaded.

[Scraps 13561]

Nice job getting out of that

[Mo Horn 8842]

All the talk is that Cole and JV will compete for the Cy Young. Miley has to be part of that conversation. He doesn't have the Ks, but he's been great this year. A great Luhnow pick up. 

[Mo Horn 8842]

Bizarre. It almost looked like he let that fall on purpose. 

Edited August 25, 2019 by Mo Horn

[Gut Wagon 8070]

The drop-off from Yuli to Chirinos is precipitous. Hard to imagine why anyone pitches to the former in this lineup.

[Mo Horn 8842]

Throw strikes. Walks hurt more. 

[LCHorn 2620]

10 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

The drop-off from Yuli to Chirinos is precipitous. Hard to imagine why anyone pitches to the former in this lineup.

I’m more concerned about Reddick.

The brass must really be twisted up trying to determine if they let him try to work out of his slump or bring up Tucker. 

[Wishbone 4760]

Just now, LCHorn said:

I’m more concerned about Reddick.

The brass must really be twisted up trying to determine if they let him try to work out of his slump or bring up Tucker. 

They’re just waiting for September for Tucker. No decision needed now.

[Mo Horn 8842]

THROW FUCKING STRIKES 

[clapclapclap 9000]

47 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

I’m sure Luhnow is on the phone right now to see what he can get for Altuve.

Twas a Bregman snark.