2019 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 77426]

Professional Hitter 

[WBT 20669]

They made all the games free today.  Servers probably couldn't handle the length.

[DaysOff 7974]

I updated my new fire stick, cleared the data and cache. Nothing.

[tx 3 putt 77426]

Come on Yordan 

[Scraps 13577]

Yep

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Oppo Taco

[Wishbone 4782]

#Legend

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

4 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

This fucking useless mlb.tv app has worked all season now shits by the 3rd inning. I guess I'll watch reddit like I'm a fucking 19 year old.

Mine shits the bed around the 7th inning of every game. Have to finish most games on my laptop.

[runthebone 8042]

Effortless

[tx 3 putt 77426]

#legend 

[Guadaloopy 11013]

Is that Yordan’s first trip to the Crawford Boxes?

[Scraps 13577]

Is that Yordan’s first trip to the Crawford Boxes?

Nope

[WBT 20669]

Oh shit, Yordan discovered the Crawford boxes 

[Wishbone 4782]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Is that Yordan’s first trip to the Crawford Boxes?

Nope, he gets around.

[WBT 20669]

Toro delaying his dfa again 

[UTexasFight 9528]

20 HRs in 60 games...

I’m sorry but that’s pretty fucking good.

On average, pick a series, go to every game in that 3 day stretch and you’re going to see a Yordan HR

 

[Mez2 4025]

Raging tordon

[Jebus 1330]

1 hour ago, Limp Brisket said:

I bet I’ve heard the Statcast AI commercial on MLBtv 100,000 times this season.

It makes me rage when the guy mumble mouths “statcast AI analyzes thousands of data points per second”

 

[tx 3 putt 77426]

I like what toro is showing 

[kevwun 15897]

Reddit stream

http://www.volokit.com/volostream/mlb-games/rays-vs-astros/

[Jebus 1330]

1 hour ago, Limp Brisket said:

 

Edited August 28, 2019 by Jebus
Double post

[Jebus 1330]

1 hour ago, Limp Brisket said:

 

Edited August 28, 2019 by Jebus
Double double post

[WBT 20669]

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

20 HRs in 60 games...

I’m sorry but that’s pretty fucking good.

On average, pick a series, go to every game in that 3 day stretch and you’re going to see a Yordan HR

 

Only 1?

[UTexasFight 9528]

Haha

Fuck you pat Hoberg

 

But not the worst thing in the world

Have an easy 5.1 IP night under 90 pitches and a W

 

More work for the pen though, but get some scrub work

[runthebone 8042]

Fuck you, ump.  He struck him out the pitch before

[perfectchaos007 6677]

okay what?

[Mo Horn 8855]

What the hell just happened?

[Wishbone 4782]

Tha fuk is goin’ on!!?

[Scraps 13577]

Verlander has nudes to send

[kevwun 15897]

JV questioned the umpires eyesight after the hit and the ump thanked him and sent him to the showers early.

[YChang 3462]

Umps have really thin skins these days...

[Jebus 1330]

Bring on the robot umps

[WBT 20669]

Pretty redass to get run in a 9-0 game.  AJ was probably going to pull him after this inning anyway.  At least it got him out of the game without giving up a HR

[rvm96 1643]

Did Todd Kalas just say " Nolan Ryan in the midst of a shutout got tossed"??????

[Limp Brisket 546]

Did Kalas just say Nolan got ejected?

[tx 3 putt 77426]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Verlander has nudes to send

But seriously, if you’re married to Kate upton, how do you decide where to bury your face first you every night ?

[Mez2 4025]

What a chicken shit POS

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

But seriously, if you’re married to Kate upton, how do you decide where to bury your face first you every night ?

[runthebone 8042]

Umps are bitches and should be replaced by a computer for balls and strikes

[Smax 3800]

that was some bs

 

[UTexasFight 9528]

What was yall’s issue with MLB.tv?
I’d click a network and it would try to load and then “error. Could not connect. If it continues contact support.”

I’ve been having this intermittently since the series at Cleveland....for all games. Not just astros.
All running through a router setup with unlocator/ smartdns. Both services are having the issue.

I toggle over to a different router without that (and set to dynamic IP/dns) and works fine (except, of course, then MLB.TV recognizes I’m in Texas so blacks me out for astros games).

MLB getting wise to the proxy services?

[VirginiaLonghorn 4781]

Nobody ever buys a ticket to see an umpire.

Edited August 28, 2019 by VirginiaLonghorn

[Iceman 2725]

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

Did Todd Kalas just say " Nolan Ryan in the midst of a shutout got tossed"??????

Yes...in the Super Bowl.

 

can the announcers get tossed?

 

[UTexasFight 9528]

Did Todd Kalas just say " Nolan Ryan in the midst of a shutout got tossed"??????

This confirmed?
I’ve only been listening to the radio guys since I’ve figured out how to change that setting, but seems Kalas is having at least one of these types of comments a night.

I don’t think he’s drunk...
Really hope he is ok

[TonyTexas 10527]

11 minutes ago, WBT said:

Toro delaying his dfa again 

You’re a good poster and I’m just nitpicking but the term is optioned. DFA is what happens when a player is essentially cut and is removed from the 40 man. 

[Limp Brisket 546]

4 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Did Todd Kalas just say " Nolan Ryan in the midst of a shutout got tossed"??????

 

4 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

Did Kalas just say Nolan got ejected?

Yes, yes he did.

[tx 3 putt 77426]

2 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

I’d be stressed out with having to decide where to start. Streeeeeessssssssssed !!!!!

[Larry Sellers 8]

What was yall’s issue with MLB.tv?
I’d click a network and it would try to load and then “error. Could not connect. If it continues contact support.”

I’ve been having this intermittently since the series at Cleveland....for all games. Not just astros.
All running through a router setup with unlocator/ smartdns. Both services are having the issue.

I toggle over to a different router without that (and set to dynamic IP/dns) and works fine (except, of course, then MLB.TV recognizes I’m in Texas so blacks me out for astros games).

MLB getting wise to the proxy services?

I’ve had a few issues lately as well. Same deal running through unlocator. Weird thing is the Roku is having trouble but my Apple TV 3 works with the same dns settings.

[rvm96 1643]

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

This confirmed?
I’ve only been listening to the radio guys since I’ve figured out how to change that setting, but seems Kalas is having at least one of these types of comments a night.

I don’t think he’s drunk...
Really hope he is ok

Him or Blummer also did not correct it afterwards 

[DaysOff 7974]

What was yall’s issue with MLB.tv?
I’d click a network and it would try to load and then “error. Could not connect. If it continues contact support.”

I’ve been having this intermittently since the series at Cleveland....for all games. Not just astros.
All running through a router setup with unlocator/ smartdns. Both services are having the issue.

I toggle over to a different router without that (and set to dynamic IP/dns) and works fine (except, of course, then MLB.TV recognizes I’m in Texas so blacks me out for astros games).

MLB getting wise to the proxy services?

Mine says mlb.tv app currently unavailable. Sorry come back later and try again. Fuck you

I'm using yondertv for my geolocator for my fire stick. Mo way those morons are wise to it.