2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Mez2 4025]

Had Reddick ever met a change up he didn't swing at?

 

WTF. 

[Scraps 13570]

Make this fuckstick pay like we had to

[Mez2 4025]

Hit the motherfucking ball to left field. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Springer doesn't have a grand slam this season . . . yet. 

[rvm96 1643]

16 minutes ago, Scraps said:

No Altuves weak ass arm is what im referring to. He shouldve thrown Garcia out. Joke that he got an infield hit on that.

Homer shouldve been solo, which yes still blows

I think they are saying the inning would have been over before that guy hit the home run 

[Halohal 498]

Ball for, bases loaded walk to Springer... Chalk'em up

[clapclapclap 9000]

lulz

[Gut Wagon 8084]

Redemption, por favor.

[Lat22 4015]

That’s a nasty slider. 

[Mez2 4025]

That ump fucked jose

[Gut Wagon 8084]

Think Greinke's still bored? 

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, Mez2 said:

That ump fucked jose

How so?

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

This fucking ump

[Pablo 494]

6 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

This fucking ump

quoted for truth

[Scraps 13570]

Need a hero

[tx 3 putt 77242]

Great at bat 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Poche Ole!

[Gut Wagon 8084]

Love the BB right there. Anything for a run. 

Barry Bonds obviously holds the season record for walks. But I'm thinking that if Chirinos played every day, whoever bats right in front of him could break the mark by the All-Star break. 

[UTexasFight 9517]

8 Astros base runners the last two innings.
No hits

[UTexasFight 9517]

Make it 9

[elfenix 34331]

another walk, 5-4 astros!

[VirginiaLonghorn 4780]

💩 che ...

[Scraps 13570]

Poche is french for sucks dick

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Wooooooo!

[Guadaloopy 10991]

Wow. How frustrating if you are a Rays fan.  Are there any Rays fans?

[clapclapclap 9000]

Wasn't Derka on their bandwagon for awhile?

Edited August 29, 2019 by clapclapclap
In addition to the Cubs.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

11 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Love the BB right there. Anything for a run. 

Barry Bonds obviously holds the season record for walks. But I'm thinking that if Chirinos played every day, whoever bats right in front of him could break the mark by the All-Star break. 

Chirinos walks a lot too.  He’s a good hitter despite his average.  Especially for his position. 

[UTexasFight 9517]

Wow. How frustrating if you are a Rays fan.  Are there any Rays fans?

There is one behind me.
She is at her wits end.

[UTexasFight 9517]

142 pitches to get through 5 innings for the Rays staff

[UTexasFight 9517]

After today we’re going to lead in most K’s for the pitching staff, fewest K’s batting and most BB’s batting

[Mez2 4025]

Never met a Korean named he-man

[Mez2 4025]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

After today we’re going to lead in most K’s for the pitching staff, fewest K’s batting and most BB’s batting

And biggest dicks in length and girth

 

I may be drinking at Christians, maybe. Maybe not maybe f

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Motherfucker. 

[Jebus 1320]

God dammit

[Mez2 4025]

More like joe la farce

[Dondrysdale1 363]

8 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Tuve with a weak ass arm

He is a 2nd basemen knowing he doesn’t have that arm that is on him for sitting back on that

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Have they scored every run with two outs or does it just feel that way?

[UTexasFight 9517]

Smoked

[elfenix 34331]

tuve!  6-5 astros!

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

TUVE!!!!!!!!

[Mez2 4025]

55 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Think Greinke's still bored? 

Can't make a decision

[Cooder 37]

Have they scored every run with two outs or does it just feel that way?

Well I know they have at least 1 run with less than 2 outs now

[tx 3 putt 77242]

Tuve !!!!!!!

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

New career high in HRs for Altuve

[Mez2 4025]

Tuve is half man, half bear, full amazing

[UTexasFight 9517]

Have they scored every run with two outs or does it just feel that way?

They have

And the next batter after the run scoring play have been retired for the 3rd out every time (4 of the 6 innings)

[Scraps 13570]

Yall keep talking shit about Tuves weak throwing arm from SS position!

[Mez2 4025]

Fuck,  using devo in a high leverage spot must? Ballsy

[Mez2 4025]

Just throw fucking strikes and let buddy holly get himself out

[Mez2 4025]

See