2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Planet Houston 4921]

3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Biagini isn't funny because he sucks

He’s pretty funny looking tho

[Jshep34 2299]

There is no way some of these players would be around the late 80s and 90s astros. Hopefully our analysts team can see the uptick in "injuries" and clean house on our strength and conditioning team. This stuff didnt happen under rex jones watch.

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[Fudge Nuggets 19115]

Yuli out with left hamstring discomfort.  It was a good run while it lasted, Yuli.

[tx 3 putt 75998]

fuck, left hammy 'discomfort' for yuli 

 

fuck fuck fuck fuck 

[Jshep34 2299]

So its left leg amputation for yuli

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[Scraps 13518]

Gotta get 2 runs at least this inning

[elfenix 34162]

Unproductive out followed by an even worse out

[elfenix 34162]

Uncle Mike!

[tx 3 putt 75998]

uncle mike !!!

[Fudge Nuggets 19115]

Clutch hit by Uncle Mike.

[Planet Houston 4921]

24 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

There is no way some of these players would be around the late 80s and 90s astros. Hopefully our analysts team can see the uptick in "injuries" and clean house on our strength and conditioning team. This stuff didnt happen under rex jones watch.

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Pos rep for the Rex Jones reference. I’d forgotten that I miss Yosemite Sam.

[Scraps 13518]

I hope they gave that fucker a WS ring. He was with the team 30 something yrs

[elfenix 34162]

Way to work this AB

[Planet Houston 4921]

Bregman should have an RBI for that 

[tx 3 putt 75998]

damn that almost nailed bregs 

[TonyTexas 10475]

What an AB!

[Fudge Nuggets 19115]

What an AB by AB.

[Jshep34 2299]

2 hours 55 minutes and still bottom of 6th

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[UTexasFight 9365]

2 hours 55 minutes and still bottom of 6th

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Haha
An hour ago I got home. Saw it was only bottom of 4 at 9pm. Agreed to watch an episode of Mindhunter with the girlfriend because I knew it’d be over in time for me to still catch the end of the game
I didn’t know I’d still get to see 3+ innings

[UTexasFight 9365]

Pos rep for the Rex Jones reference. I’d forgotten that I miss Yosemite Sam.

Honey we’re honoring the team physician before the Sunday game a couple of weeks ago and Rex was on the field...

I was hoping he was going to stay in the dugout

[Scraps 13518]

Props to the kid for having Marisnick as his fav player with all the stars we have


And props to Martin for the attempt

[Fudge Nuggets 19115]

Get an out, jackass.

Rondon shaky af, but got out unscathed.

Edited September 7, 2019 by Fudge Nuggets

[runthebone 7921]

Ted!  Good to see him go the other way, even if it was a ball

[runthebone 7921]

Is that kid kissing his bicep the next meme?

[clapclapclap 9000]

Always tough for visitors to deal with Minute Maid's swirling winds.

[UTexasFight 9365]

Is that kid kissing his bicep the next meme?

His shirt did say “the juice box”

[Planet Houston 4921]

STROS WIN!!!

[UTexasFight 9365]

25-2

Absurd

[elfenix 34162]

astros win!

[tx 3 putt 75998]

keep racking up W's !!!!

[Honeysucklerose 956]

Ganar

[runthebone 7921]

Hope Yuli can keep his leg.  "Discomfort"

[DallasGatr 216]

I expected better from Surly. I mean at least a boorish comment. Maybe you all are distracted by the big game tomm night.

This Vic special (minus a few pounds) from Tuckers HR last night.

[runthebone 7921]

Best record in baseball

[TexArcher 37428]

Astros win, Yankees lose, Dodgers lose, America, fuck yeah.

[henrygandorf 29169]

good day. 

[Mez2 4020]

Im dunk.  But if Reddick and tucker are legit,  man, these teams are fucked in t he anus

[Iceman 2624]

Mez with the alley-oops.

 

 

Go Astros!!!

[tx 3 putt 75998]

JV going to drop the hammer tonight 

[Fudge Nuggets 19115]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

JV going to drop the hammer tonight 

Hope so.  Going to be reppin’ Section 125 tonight.  Hope to get there in time to see some Yordan BP bombs.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Yordan been in a little slump.  Need him to break out.  

[tx 3 putt 75998]

2 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Yordan been in a little slump.  Need him to break out.  

He needs to be hitting 6 or 7. Keep reddick at 9 and tell him he’s going to kill teams in the playoffs 

[WBT 20381]

Happy Justin Verlander Meer Day!

[Jshep34 2299]

Hope so.  Going to be reppin’ Section 125 tonight.  Hope to get there in time to see some Yordan BP bombs.

Doors open at 3pm

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[Mez2 4020]

9 hours ago, Mez2 said:

Im dunk.  But if Reddick and tucker are legit,  man, these teams are fucked in t he anus

Lol 

[DaysOff 7785]

In your defense I like getting dunk too.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4746]

13 hours ago, runthebone said:

Hope Yuli can keep his leg.  "Discomfort"

Hope he doesn’t use Correa’s masseuse ...

[UTexasFight 9365]

Happy Justin Verlander Meer Day!

This has a nice ring to it

[runthebone 7921]

12 hours ago, DallasGatr said:

I expected better from Surly. I mean at least a boorish comment. Maybe you all are distracted by the big game tomm night.

This Vic special (minus a few pounds) from Tuckers HR last night.

Part of what makes that great is that the pitcher's name is Gonzales.

[TonyTexas 10475]

Bullpen reinforcement