2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Tommy Nobis 905]

This FS1 broadcast is a fucking beating. They’re pimping the rays so fucking hard.

[thetruth 149]

Fuck this fucking bullshit. Win this fucking game boys. 

[UTexasFight 9450]

The Yuli go ahead grand slam in the 9th is gonna be pretty sweet

Off snell no less!

[mbtex 683]

How fucking original

[UTexasFight 9450]

This FS1 broadcast is a fucking beating. They’re pimping the rays so fucking hard.

If you have Bluetooth and the mlb at bat app, sync up the audio of Ford and sparks and mute the tv.

There is no reason to listen to national guys during the most stressful games of the season. It’s just more nails on the chalkboard when you’re already irritated by the smallest little thing.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Rays are blowing their limp dick wad. I like our chances in game 5.

[perfectchaos007 6642]

I'm still amused that half the upper deck in Tampa is empty. Should be unheard of for playoff games at any ballpark

[UDontKnow 10445]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Rays are blowing their limp dick wad. I like our chances in game 5.

aka Cole Train coming through!

[mbtex 683]

Fuck Tampa have to tarp off over half the stadium until they make playoffs

[clapclapclap 9000]

Pinch hit for Brantley or give him one more AB to help work out of his funk?

Edited October 9, 2019 by clapclapclap

[Mo Horn 8841]

Just now, clapclapclap said:

Pinch hit for Brantley or give him one more AB to help work out of his funk/

 He's hit the ball on the button tonight. Just had really bad luck. 

[Gut Wagon 8069]

I want every Astro to rip the ball this inning. Even if it’s three lineouts. Scald it.

[perfectchaos007 6642]

Let's get a couple men on base and make this interesting

[FondrenRoad 4378]

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

 

 

If you have Bluetooth and the mlb at bat app, sync up the audio of Ford and sparks and mute the tv.

There is no reason to listen to national guys during the most stressful games of the season. It’s just more nails on the chalkboard when you’re already irritated by the smallest little thing.
 

 

 

These hardly seem like national guys. I think they are AL East announcers.  Even the little puff pieces are all Rays.  Plus they "learn" Harris because he has to pitch now even though this isn't the first time he has pitched this series.  Astros don't learn any of their guys even though they pitch all of them, I guess. None of the Astros have a back story either. 

[UDontKnow 10445]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 He's hit the ball on the button tonight. Just had really bad luck. 

And the bad luck continued through this last AB. Need to get back to H-Town.

[cabowabo 4484]

And the great news is that Thursday's game is on FS1, so we get to listen to these dipshits again.

[perfectchaos007 6642]

Let's get another base runner

[Guadaloopy 10971]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Let's get another base runner

Yep.  One more for Alvarez, please.  

[Guadaloopy 10971]

They should be fined for playing Hoffman’s music. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

well, well, well

[perfectchaos007 6642]

So you're saying there's a chance

[Guadaloopy 10971]

Yes, sir.  MVP.  

[rvm96 1643]

Crush time

[cabowabo 4484]

Here we go bitches......

[clapclapclap 9000]

The kind of opportunity legends are made from.

[DoobieWah 1437]

C'mon Astros - Rip their fuckin' hearts out!

[UTexasFight 9450]

You fucked up our ace

We’re about to do the same to yours

[UDontKnow 10445]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Here we go bitches......

Done kicking...I mean walking your dog?

[Honeysucklerose 989]

If he cranks this, I might break something.

[UTexasFight 9450]

I already told y’all Yuli’s getting the go ahead slam

Yordan will walk

 

[Mo Horn 8841]

Just now, Honeysucklerose said:

If he cranks this, I might break something.

And if he doesn't I might

[Lat22 4014]

Let’s go!

[sidis 9828]

Come on Alvarez, it is your time. 

[Guadaloopy 10971]

Need to go oppo with the slider that’s coming. 

[perfectchaos007 6642]

No bueno Yordan

[Honeysucklerose 989]

Not a legend yet

[Guadaloopy 10971]

Lost it when he missed that second pitch.  That was it. 

[Pimphand 5750]

Swinging at two balls one of which was absolute trash. Ready for Thursday

[perfectchaos007 6642]

Maybe we'll be more clutch in game 5 with our hitting. 

[Pimphand 5750]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Maybe we'll be more clutch in game 5 with our hitting. 

Hard to be less....

[clapclapclap 9000]

Great hustle, Yuli.

See ya in 44 hours.

[WBT 20572]

Fucking shift.  5 years ago and it's a one run game and they're really puckering.  106.4 mph too.

[Planet Houston 4930]

Well, shit. 

Don’t be pussies - show up on Thursday, and be loud. That’s all. 

[Lat22 4014]

That was a piss poor performance. Couldn’t score off of a bunch of bullpen guys. I don’t give a shit if it was the “best” bullpen. I hope they decide to show up Thursday night. 

[Gut Wagon 8069]

I feel a lot better after the way we competed late. Might not carry over, but I hope we’re getting some mojo back. 

[Guadaloopy 10971]

Look... it sucks.   Bounces went their way tonight.  Our guys hit some hard balls that found gloves.   They had some bloops and grounders that found outfield grass.  

No reason to slit wrists.  

Game 5 awaits.  Do it.  

[Guadaloopy 10971]

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

Fucking shift.  5 years ago and it's a one run game and they're really puckering.  106.4 mph too.

Or Walt F’n Weiss snags it.  

[WBT 20572]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Or Walt F’n Weiss snags it.  

🤬

[thetruth 149]

Fuck Tampa Bay. That "stadium" is a shithole. It's a fucking circus tent that sometimes people play baseball in. When Luhnow said "we don't know why we play bad there" that was all I needed to know this could go 5. But this is why home field is important. Let the Cole Train roll at home. For the first time in God knows how long we play better at home than we do on the road. Nothing is fucked here dude. 

[tx 3 putt 76958]

Fuck me. Thursday is going to be intense, the most Important game of the season.

literally