2019 Houston Astros Thread

[TexArcher 37997]

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Wind blowing out to right at 20 mph. I like our leftys much more than theirs . Brantley will have a HR and Yordan will have 2. 

And I will have 3 boners.  Not all at once, because that would be a record.

[Scraps 13570]

27 mph wind gusts blowing to the outfield.  Bet those overs folks.

If Yordan can't hit one out with 27mph wind then he is never hitting one out again

[UTexasFight 9518]

Abreu pitched in the first game of the series, but you would be forgiven for blocking out that memory.

Yeah realized that after the fact but too late to edit... and yes, I completely blocked that out.

[UTexasFight 9518]

If Yordan can't hit one out with 27mph wind then he is never hitting one out again

Especially with that short right field porch.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

We should whistle constantly tonight. They should hand out fucking whistles as SGAs if this thing gets to game 6. 

[runthebone 8026]

31 minutes ago, Ichabod said:

No Joe Buck for tonight's broadcast. He'll be in Denver for the Thursday Night Football Game.

So there's a good hair plug place in Denver.

[tx 3 putt 77267]

33 minutes ago, Ichabod said:

No Joe Buck for tonight's broadcast. He'll be in Denver for the Thursday Night Football Game.

Hopefully he gets snowed in for two weeks 

Edited October 17, 2019 by tx 3 putt

[runthebone 8026]

Whistling.  OK.  Other teams are so mindfucked.

[Lat22 4015]

https://www.click2houston.com/sports/mlb/astros/houston-astros-carlos-correa-purchases-luxe-dior-handbag-for-fiancee-daniella-rodriguez-in-new-york

[elfenix 34331]

4 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Fondly?  No, that song was terrible.  Nice gesture by the kids, though.

Just buy the rights and rewrite the lyrics to the Houston Oilers fight song.  It became iconic to Houston (never mind that we stole it from the Dolphins, their loss) and beloved.  The best fight song in pro sports.  Houston Astros = same # of syllables as Houston Oilers, it works. 

didn't the rockets steal that for a bit?

[tx 3 putt 77267]

LuLz must be a slow news dAy. How’s that a story ?

[Scraps 13570]

LuLz must be a slow news dAy. How’s that a story ?

They just bumped the story of Jennifer Reyna leaving Channel 2

[tx 3 putt 77267]

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

LuLz must be a slow news dAy. How’s that a story ?

They just bumped the story of Jennifer Reyna leaving Channel 2

That’s the real news story !!!!!

[Lat22 4015]

It’s still cheaper than going through with the marriage. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Who is this backwards hat yelling Yankees guido FS1 is interviewing?

[henrygandorf 29194]

1 hour ago, Seasick Sailor said:

We should whistle constantly tonight. They should hand out fucking whistles as SGAs if this thing gets to game 6. 

i don't know if there's video on this thread, but hinch seemed pissed at his press conference.  mostly about these "unnamed" sources talking shit.

we need to come out angry and take some aggression out.

[Iceman 2724]

1 hour ago, Seasick Sailor said:

We should whistle constantly tonight. They should hand out fucking whistles as SGAs if this thing gets to game 6. 

Those fuckers would hate Vandy baseball.

[Iceman 2724]

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i don't know if there's video on this thread, but hinch seemed pissed at his press conference.  mostly about these "unnamed" sources talking shit.

we need to come out angry and take some aggression out.

Should the Series go to Game 6, they should open with Patience or Wind of Change.

 

Whistling is the new vuvuzela?

Edited October 17, 2019 by Iceman

[Fozzz 152]

Already getting nervous about this game. Opportunity to break their backs tonight. 

[tx 3 putt 77267]

Fox pregame is unwatchable 

[66BUFF 2564]

16 minutes ago, Iceman said:

Those fuckers would hate Vandy baseball.

does anybody like that asshole??

[cabowabo 4492]

We’re about to go apeshit against this cross eyed Chinaman. 

[Limp Brisket 546]

G5 ALDS Astros win, Glasnow tipping.
G1 Yankees win, Tanaka fine.
G2 Astros Win, Paxton tipping.
G3 Astros Win, Severino tipping plus Astros stealing signs and whistling out of dugout to tip off teammates.

Do I have it right?

Edited October 18, 2019 by Limp Brisket

[Iceman 2724]

2 minutes ago, 66BUFF said:

does anybody like that asshole??

if he pissed off the Yankees, he'd at least gain 'net neutrality' in my book.

Edited October 18, 2019 by Iceman

[texashorne 1178]

I wish we could have Blum Kalas for the playoffs on a separate channel or feed..They know the team inside and out.. None of this Will Smith/Carlos Beltran bullshit. 

[tx 3 putt 77267]

We need regular season Tanaka tonight 

[tx 3 putt 77267]

That wind is howling 

.170 avg for this series is pitiful 

[Limp Brisket 546]

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

We need regular season Tanaka tonight 

And Greinke.

[Wishbone 4763]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

We need regular season Tanaka tonight 

And peak season Astros hitting lineup.

[rvm96 1643]

46 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Who is this backwards hat yelling Yankees guido FS1 is interviewing?

An actor most famous for having a supporting role in The Longest Yard remake

[Lat22 4015]

Let’s do this. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

7 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

G5 ALDS Astros win, Glasnow tipping.
G1 Yankees win, Tanaka fine.
G2 Astros Win, Paxton tipping.
G3 Astros Win, Severino tipping plus Astros stealing signs and whistling out of dugout to tip off teammates.

Do I have it right?

The stupidest part of the whole thing is they claim the whistling happened in game one. 

[huge 3795]

Mang

[TexArcher 37997]

I hate everything about this New York promo.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19139]

I hate everything about this New York promo.

Me too.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19139]

Stop hitting it right to people.

[UTEX_ME 4766]

so that's how its going to be tonight

[WBT 20649]

George scalded that one at 107.8 mph.  

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19139]

Does it seem like there are a lot of empty seats?

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Making decent contact so far. 

[WBT 20649]

Uncle Mike just laid off a splitter low.  Must be tipping.

[TexArcher 37997]

These idiots booing a ball call on a pitch 8 inches outside.

[elfenix 34331]

professional walker

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Nice AB. Make this fucker work. No easy innings.

[kevwun 15816]

They're being patient and making some solid contact.  That bodes well for the rest of the game.

[Wishbone 4763]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

These idiots booing a ball call on a pitch 8 inches outside.

Well, they are idiots after all.

[elfenix 34331]

furk

[clapclapclap 9000]

Better give Greinke that strike zone.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Bitch got the call outside. ZG better get that pitch.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19139]

Well, they are idiots after all.

Noticed that in person Tuesday. They would boo their batter when he stepped out of the batter box.

They booed all pitches that weren't strikes, and couldn't even tell of the call was legit or not. Just some drunk idiots.