2019 Houston Astros Thread

[henrygandorf 29,176]

every big out for the yankees is bigtime, clutch pitching.

every big out for the astros is yet another missed opportunity for the yankees.

are you guys new?

[Brisketexan 104,610]

Jesus tapdancing Christ -- Tanaka's given up 4 hits and 2 walks, but he's only made one bad pitch according to Smoltz.

Well, see, what you have to understsnd is that Smoltz is a piece of shit cocksucker.

[Iceman 2,640]

Just now, henrygandorf said:

every big out for the yankees is bigtime, clutch pitching.

every big out for the astros is yet another missed opportunity for the yankees.

are you guys new?

Just quit giving NYY batters 4 strikes...

[WBT 20,421]

Damn we can't buy a break today

[TexArcher 37,508]

Ahhhh, come on, shit

[tx 3 putt 76,372]

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

every big out for the yankees is bigtime, clutch pitching.

every big out for the astros is yet another missed opportunity for the yankees.

are you guys new?

 

Astros whistling during the game tonight ?

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Yuli is going to go 5-5 soon. Dude's been getting hosed. 

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Crap Yuli! Nice swing

[WBT 20,421]

Smoltz isn't that bad.  I'm just basking in the glory of no Joe Buck.

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Damn Yuli is gonna be due for 6 for 8 if he keeps hitting it hard

[henrygandorf 29,176]

hearing the rundown from smoltz...

did he mention the whole 1st and 3rd with nobody out and 4-5-6 coming up and we got zero runs?

yeah, i didn't think so.

[Honeysucklerose 957]

I gotta ask. Why is anyone still listening to the national broadcast?? Get Ford and Sparks on STAT

[elfenix 34,171]

bloop!

[WBT 20,421]

y'all keep talking shit about yordan

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

There you go, Yordan. Have to add on here.

[Zavala 1,384]

Lol they acting like they don't realize the balls got de-juiced?

[cabowabo 4,453]

Now get this damn run home. 

[At Ease 44]

Attababy Yordan.

[TexArcher 37,508]

Y'all keep talking shit about Yordan!

[Jimbaround 973]

Ahhhh, come on, shit

 

 

Damn, quotes the wrong post.

[elfenix 34,171]

SHOOOOOOOREEEEAAAAA!

[elfenix 34,171]

DAGGER!

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Showrrea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WBT 20,421]

Showrrea!!!

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Boom!!!

[At Ease 44]

Woooohhooooo!!

[rvm96 1,643]

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Go Yordan. I’m wearing an Air Yordan tshirt right now. I didn’t say fuck Yordan. I said fuck.....Yordan

[Zavala 1,384]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Y'all keep talking shit about Yordan!

Ey I've always been behind that guy. What a stud. What an amazing year. I was telling my co worker it's just a matter of time, he will get more comfortable. It's not like anyone "figured em out".

BOOM FUCK YOU YANKEES

[ut74 72]

Yes

[Celery Man 20,886]

pay this man

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Correa got a gift in NY for us, too.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,093]

Smoltz isn't that bad.  I'm just basking in the glory of no Joe Buck.

Wut?

[cabowabo 4,453]

Boom. Didn’t think he elevated that enough. 

[TexArcher 37,508]

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[Gut Wagon 8,052]

Law of averages has been enforced. 

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

Fuck yes!!!!!!!!!! Carlos!

Yankee killer

Edited October 18, 2019 by Grade of D as in David

[Iceman 2,640]

Call the pitch

 

not the catcher’s glove

 

strime 4, mitherfucker. 

[Wishbone 4,738]

Bahahahahahaha! Y’all keep talking shit about Carlos!

[tx 3 putt 76,372]

showrrea !!!!

 

555mil contract ???

Edited October 18, 2019 by tx 3 putt

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

Well, he really hit the shit outta that one, didn’t he?

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Fucking love Correa. Pay him his money

[oh_snap 694]

Whistle while you work

[Tommy Nobis 905]

He can’t hit for average but fuck it! Lol

[WBT 20,421]

Not a bad little 7-hole shortstop we have

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Correa's trade value is SKYROCKETING

[Rimbo 25,779]

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,093]

Glad we finally got to Green. Stadium quiet.

[TexArcher 37,508]

Smoltz sounds like someone just ran over his dog, lmao!

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Correa's trade value is SKYROCKETING