2019 Houston Astros Thread

[kevwun 15855]

Yeah, the slow roller didn't hop like it was supposed to.  Or he was just lazy and didn't get his glove down.

Edited October 18, 2019 by kevwun

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[YChang 3462]

Man... these Yankees are amazingly scrappy and ultra-talented bunch, so I’m told. 

[UTEX_ME 4766]

little. league. 

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Haha. Wild Pitch. Loving it 

[elfenix 34331]

timely hitting!

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Get Altuve home and give Peacock the ninth. 

[Gourmand 7774]

I've liked Smoltz until tonight but my god is he making a fool of himself with his commentary

[TexArcher 38027]

How 'bout a front kick, Johnny?!

[Guadaloopy 11012]

Lotta Yankee diehards sticking this one out.  

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Just now, YChang said:

Man... these Yankees are amazingly scrappy and ultra-talented bunch, so I’m told. 

Makes you wonder who the Astros are playing tonight.  

[UTEX_ME 4766]

I'd hate to play for New York with those fucking fans.

[WBT 20653]

Uncle Mike!  Forget what I said earlier about pulling him.

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

Professional hitter.

[Wishbone 4776]

Sweet!

So now, foul ball to Smoltzs’ grill, please.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Lotta Yankee diehards sticking this one out.  

 

[GHOSTUSER 361]

But but but but the Yankees tried so hard ——- it’s not their fault. Make more excuses for them fuckface. I want to beat him and bury him in some field in Jersey Goodfellas style 

Edited October 18, 2019 by Iconoclast Texan

[utxmike05 1828]

Lmao. Love this. Going to taunt my Yankee neighbor.


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[Beau Vine 54381]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Lotta Yankee diehards sticking this one out.  

Would love to see about 10 runs this inning and have that whole fucking place completely empty out, except for Marlins guy.

[Mez2 4025]

32 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Yankees look shook

Ain't no such thing as halfway crooks

[housious 468]

Hardly anyone left behind home plate. Fantastic 

[Gourmand 7774]

anyone else here just grabbing your junk for no reason?

 

Yankee tears, mmmmmmm

[TexArcher 38027]

Just now, Gourmand said:

anyone else here just grabbing your junk for no reason?

No, there are reasons.

[CycleTex87 2981]

Always a reason

[tx 3 putt 77332]

of course smoltz is pulling for trout to win the mvp 

[housious 468]

Bar mitzvah stories not going away

[WBT 20653]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Would love to see about 10 runs this inning and have that whole fucking place completely empty out, except for Marlins guy.

Marlins guy is barely watching.  Probably lining up his bottle service for scores

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2 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

 Going to taunt my Yankee neighbor.

 

[wood 11242]

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

anyone else here just grabbing your junk for no reason?

 

Yankee tears, mmmmmmm

You need a reason?

[Pimphand 5852]

I really wish there was a way to stack Yankee fans and Sooner fans in a caged deathmatch.

The levels of suck would probably create a black hole on site and kill us all.

Edited October 18, 2019 by Pimphand

[Gourmand 7774]

remember all day yesterday and today how the national media kept yammering about Tanaka like he's Justin Verlander?

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Bergman has racked up 7-8 pitches.  Keep wearing those pitchers down.  

[GHOSTUSER 361]

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

anyone else here just grabbing your junk for no reason?

 

Yankee tears, mmmmmmm

Can’t wait for Adam Clanton to start trolling Yankee fans on Twitter.

[wood 11242]

Watching a bit delayed. Correa with his Horns up around 2b ... very cool, but what's up with that?

[kevwun 15855]

Yeah, Sanchez it was your fault.  Because you can't catch.

[TexArcher 38027]

Bregs get brushed back and immediately starts digging in.  Love this guy.

[Rimbo 26052]

6 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Has Smoltz said one positive thing about the Astros tonight between making excuses for the Yankees all night long?

IDMAS.

They can say whatever they want, as long as we win.

I want to be the Patriots of baseball. Hate us. Despise us. Accuse us of cheating. Draw pictures of Hinch with devil horns. While we just keep winning championships.

That's a future I can get behind.

[UTexasFight 9523]

Good effort Yankees fan

A fan of a team in south Florida that lost 105 games this year is still at this game but you aren’t

[UTEX_ME 4766]

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

of course smoltz is pulling for trout to win the mvp 

he literally said "Bregman was a nice surprise to start a conversation" like does this guy know anything about baseball? 

[Huckleberry 33072]

1 minute ago, wood said:

Watching a bit delayed. Correa with his Horns up around 2b ... very cool, but what's up with that?

It's for Laredo United and one of their students who is fighting cancer. They're the Longhorns.

https://www.lmtonline.com/news/article/Correa-s-walk-off-HR-dedicated-to-Laredoan-s-14519465.php

https://www.khou.com/article/sports/mlb/astros/ill-be-pointing-at-you-carlos-correa-dedicates-walk-off-home-run-to-laredo-teen-battling-cancer/285-9fa9e627-6278-4620-a32a-09af2f60ffbf

 

Edited October 18, 2019 by Huckleberry

[Rimbo 26052]

i also would like to see 🍍 improve his OPS

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[YChang 3462]

Come on, let’s make the Yanks keep burning that bullpen

[wood 11242]

Just now, Huckleberry said:

It's for Laredo United and one of their students who is fighting cancer. They're the Longhorns.

 Thanks. That's even cooler than I thought.

[utxmike05 1828]

Lmao. Love this. Going to taunt my Yankee neighbor.


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Oh and she went to Game 1 w tickets I sold her...she Venmo’d with msg “Yanks in 5”

Muahahahahahaha






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[Guadaloopy 11012]

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Bergman has racked up 7-8 pitches.  Keep wearing those pitchers down.  

Eventually we may scratch a couple across against their vaunted bullpen.  

[Beau Vine 54381]

Go ahead and walk the bases loaded, spare.

Edit: Yuli doesn't want to walk.  

[henrygandorf 29194]

ddp.

Edited October 18, 2019 by henrygandorf
smoltz

[TexArcher 38027]

Hahaha, sideline reporter started saying nice things about the Astros so they went to commercial...

[Rimbo 26052]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Eventually we may scratch a couple across against their vaunted bullpen.  

We already have.

News flash: Our bullpen is really good, too.