2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Mo Horn 8853]

3 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Fuck this Paxton cockgobbling. Our lineup has, and to this point, would have laid eggs against anyone with a pulse. The amount of help we gave that guy is ridiculous.

You gotta give credit where it's due. He made us look bad tonight and got the outs. 

[Pimphand 5835]

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Cole isnt going on short rest. It's Urquidy.

Neither team has declared a starter...

https://www.espn.com/mlb/game?gameId=401169104

[Wishbone 4763]

Buh bye, crybaby.

[TexArcher 38002]

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Trying to win the battle at the detriment of the war.  Same thing will happen tomorrow when Cole goes on short rest.

There's no reason to pitch Cole on short rest.  And there's no reason it has to be a bullpen game, either.  Urquidy is perfectly capable of giving us 5 or 6, and he's a low walk guy.  And what are they gonna do for pitching?  We'll be favored tomorrow, IF we don't rally tonight.

[cabowabo 4507]

if we don’t score in the top of the 8th, bring in Abreu. 

[elfenix 34331]

How the fuck was that a ball?

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19141]

Neither team has declared a starter...
https://www.espn.com/mlb/game?gameId=401169104

Sigh, really? I doubt they throw Cole on short rest tomorrow. But today, you go for the fucking win. Too bad the bats haven't done shit.

[Mo Horn 8853]

Just now, Pimphand said:

Neither team has declared a starter...

https://www.espn.com/mlb/game?gameId=401169104

Who cares. Regardless of who it is, it's not going to be Cole. 

[Wishbone 4763]

Bad ass Reddick!

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Nice play Josh. Now score some fucking runs.

[TexArcher 38002]

Nice catch, Hayes.  Don't ever fuckin' do it again.

[Updawg 2286]

Nice job Reddick

[henrygandorf 29194]

Just now, TexArcher said:

There's no reason to pitch Cole on short rest.  And there's no reason it has to be a bullpen game, either.  Urquidy is perfectly capable of giving us 5 or 6, and he's a low walk guy.  And what are they gonna do for pitching?  We'll be favored tomorrow, IF we don't rally tonight.

agree with all this.

they had paxton fucking mule out tonight and go 115 pitches and they still will end up using britton, kahnle, and chapman.

i'll take my chances tomorrow against happ/lyons/cessa at home, and hope that urquidy gets me 4-5 and peacock maybe 1-2.

[cabowabo 4507]

4 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

  Same thing will happen tomorrow when Cole goes on short rest.

You retarded dog?

[ChickenSandwich 9848]

Fucking rally time

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

That fucking foul pole shot:

 

[Wishbone 4763]

This crap contact is getting tiresome.

[HoustonFrog 368]

Don’t fucking stumble

[David Dennison 18944]

6 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Neither team has declared a starter...

https://www.espn.com/mlb/game?gameId=401169104

Cole isn't starting.

[kevwun 15840]

You pitch Cole tomorrow and you could end up bullpenning Game 7 or going with Greinke on short rest.  It would be idiotic.

[Limp Brisket 546]

When we do go to the WS this type hitting will not cut it.  

[David Dennison 18944]

Just now, Limp Brisket said:

When we do go to the WS this type hitting will not cut it.  

Truth. 

 

[Wishbone 4763]

Just now, Limp Brisket said:

When we do go to the WS this type hitting will not cut it.  

What type? You need to hit to establish a type.

[Halohal 498]

Wash, rinse, repeat

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Why is he batting

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Why send Yordan up there? Why?

[cabowabo 4507]

I can’t watch Yordan any longer. Pull your head out AJ. 

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Tucker for Alvarez tomorrow. Have to do it

[Limp Brisket 546]

4 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

What type? You need to hit to establish a type.

Fair enough.

[cabowabo 4507]

He’s given up....

[HoustonFrog 368]

Alvarez is just guessing

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Not our night

[Mo Horn 8853]

 That was one of the ugliest fucking bats tonight. 

[runthebone 8027]

It's child abuse to leave Yordan in there.  Fuck you, Hinch.

 

[kevwun 15840]

None of those pitches were even close to a strike.

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

So..Peacock?

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19141]

Fuck the Yankees. Seriously wanted to close this out. Why does it feel like the offense shuts the bed when it's JV day?

[ztejas 43526]

17 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Fuck this Paxton cockgobbling. Our lineup has, and to this point, would have laid eggs against anyone with a pulse. The amount of help we gave that guy is ridiculous.

Paxton was money.

So was Verlander tbh.

Edited October 19, 2019 by ztejas

[drewlaws 126]

I'd rather see Diaz than Alvarez or Tucker.

[Horny Bull 2766]

Yordan.......oof

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Fuck the Yankees. Seriously wanted to close this out. Why does it feel like the offense shuts the bed when it's JV day?

They do

[A-Tex Devil 2455]

Yeah. You have to bench Yordan tomorrow.  Maybe Gurriel, too.  We should have eat least pinch hit for Yordan against that lefty. 

[Jshep34 2320]

This sucks. Got to get some people in there that can hit. 9 left on base. Pathetic. Deserve to not to win.

 

 

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Just now, A-Tex Devil said:

Yeah. You have to bench Yordan tomorrow.  Maybe Gurriel, too.  We should have eat least pinch hit for Yordan against that lefty. 

No way do you bench Pina. He has been hitting the ball hard at least. Yordan looks terrible 

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Yeah. You have to bench Yordan tomorrow.  Maybe Gurriel, too.  We should have eat least pinch hit for Yordan against that lefty. 

For who??? For f’ing who??? Name me another DH in this lineup

[David Dennison 18944]

1 minute ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Yeah. You have to bench Yordan tomorrow.  Maybe Gurriel, too.  We should have eat least pinch hit for Yordan against that lefty. 

Gurriel is not sitting.

[atomheartbevo 89775]

5 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

What type? You need to hit to establish a type.

[Mo Horn 8853]

1 minute ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Yeah. You have to bench Yordan tomorrow.  Maybe Gurriel, too.  We should have eat least pinch hit for Yordan against that lefty. 

 Yuli has hit the ball well. Just had bad luck. He's proven he can hit at any time. Yordan hasn't been good for a month now. 

[LTtxfan 49329]

Damn gutsy outting for Verlander thru 7...

C'mon Astros, let's score some runs!!!

[cabowabo 4507]

1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:

 

For who??? For f’ing who??? Name me another DH in this lineup

 

Greinke would be an upgrade.