2019 Houston Astros Thread

[cabowabo 4484]

Lololololololololol

[Js1 85325]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

We're not playing good baseball. The Nationals are. What else is there to say? 

They’ve gotten the clutch hits and the bounces. Sometimes it’s not your series  

[hookem48 4687]

what was he writing down, "I fucked up"?

[runthebone 7981]

Fuck, they are clutch and we are choking pieces of shit.

 

We can put up a run differential banner

 

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Turn out the lights. What an embarrassing showing at home and wasted 1 seed

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

These guys are a team of destiny.  They have come in and flat kicked our ass.

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

Game over 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

Right down the fucking pike

[Jebus 1308]

Welp 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Fuck everything. This teams needs to have a players only meeting and get it's shit together. In real jeopardy of getting swept. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19101]

Are you seriously fucking kidding me????

[Telegraph_it 3357]

why the fuck is he in? 

[tx 3 putt 76942]

Let devo eat the rest of this game 

[atomheartbevo 89659]

They are just falling apart.  

[Anastasis 23469]

Clown show. 

[Mez2 4023]

We're getting fucked in the ass on national TV and we seem to enjoy it. Embarrassing

[At Ease 44]

RBI singles on 75 and 83 MPH exit vel.

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

Hey, postseason Machete is back just in time.

[Slacks 6819]

now it's just comedy.

[runthebone 7981]

Way to stay with Pressly, who should never have been in to begin with, Hinch.

[WBT 20565]

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Nats are clutch with RISP

Yeah that was a clutch grounder to 3rd

[David Dennison 18856]

Just now, Mez2 said:

We're getting fucked in the ass on national TV and we seem to enjoy it. Embarrassing

Plus we're the villains.

Thanks a lot, Brandon.

[Telegraph_it 3357]

Just now, At Ease said:

RBI singles on 75 and 83 MPH exit vel.

Lol. Seems about right. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19101]

That was a strike.

[David Dennison 18856]

nm

Edited October 24, 2019 by David Dennison
Double post.

[tx 3 putt 76942]

We’re not overcoming 4 runs

fuck fuck fuck down 0-2 

[WBT 20565]

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Nats are clutch with RISP

Yeah that was a clutch grounder to 3rd

[Telegraph_it 3357]

Just now, At Ease said:

RBI singles on 75 and 83 MPH exit vel.

Lol. Seems about right. 

[YChang 3443]

So next year is Take it back for realz? 

[Texasborn91 935]

What an ass kicking 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Inning was so bad it broke Surly

[runthebone 7981]

Fuck you, Astros, way to fuck with my emotions like you always did except for one goddamn fucking year you fucking assholes.

 

[tx 3 putt 76942]

this sucks. Hopefully this wakes up the bats for game 3. We are in a deep hole now 

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

This is as bad as back in June when Round Rock was getting its ass kicked by the Pirates and Reds.

[NowThis 931]

ran into 2 super hot teams in consecutive years.  The 2018 Bosox were one of the best teams of all time, these (g)Nats had the best record after 50 games.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Save us Zach Greinke. You're our only hope.

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

Never seen surly crash on a nonfootball related thing. 

[David Dennison 18856]

1 minute ago, YChang said:

So next year is Take it back for realz? 

No more cheesy branding, please. Thanks.

[NAVY 6740]

Them bats is quiet 

 

[clapclapclap 9000]

ImmaAg picked a great time to do maintenance?

Astros picked a great time to turn into 2015 KC game 4 Astros.

Edited October 24, 2019 by clapclapclap

[perfectchaos007 6637]

Our suckage briefly killed Surly 

[cabowabo 4484]

You’d think a 42 year old would wear his cap like an adult. 

[Telegraph_it 3357]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

this sucks. Hopefully this wakes up the bats for game 3. We are in a deep hole now 

Should clarify that. Wake up that bats when someone is standing In second. 

[HtownHorn 14678]

11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

They’ve gotten the clutch hits and the bounces. Sometimes it’s not your series  

When you put the ball in play clutch hits and bounces happen. The Nats are playing baseball, the Astros are playing home run derby.

[David Dennison 18856]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Fuck you, Astros, way to fuck with my emotions like you always did except for one goddamn fucking year you fucking assholes.

 

If I'm being completely honest, I never thought I would get that.

2017 will last a long, long time.

 

[NowThis 931]

Just now, runthebone said:

Fuck you, Astros, way to fuck with my emotions like you always did except for one goddamn fucking year you fucking assholes.

 

that's too harsh. It's hard to win multiple world series.  Only the Giants, Boston and NYY have done so this century right?

[Hate 20108]

When you put the ball in play clutch hits and bounces happen. The Nats are playing baseball, the Astros are playing home run derby.

100% accurate.

[housious 468]

Balls

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Verlander 0-5 in the WS. Jesus

[David Dennison 18856]

Just now, NowThis said:

that's too harsh. It's hard to win multiple world series.  Only the Giants, Boston and NYY have done so this century right?

Cardinals.