2019 Houston Astros Thread

[TexArcher 37774]

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

He has one of the most pronounced heterochromias I’ve ever seen.  

Vocabulary humblebrag

[Jshep34 2308]

Thats what ya get throwing over 30 times

[LTtxfan 49173]

6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Scherzer’s eyes always thy fucked up?
Never really noticed that before

"The eyes have it: Scherzer embraces 2 different eye colors"

https://www.stltoday.com/sports/baseball/the-eyes-have-it-scherzer-embraces-different-eye-colors/article_33e2e1b9-bb00-5897-a3b5-a154c878c8b7.html. 

Washington's Game 1 starter in the World Series against Houston has baseball's most unusual orbs: blue on the right, brown on the left, a condition known as Heterochromia iridis.

 

Edited October 26, 2019 by LTtxfan

[kevwun 15774]

You know you're slow to the plate when Brantley can steal on you.

[YChang 3443]

Just now, kevwun said:

You know you're slow to the plate when Brantley can steal on you.

With quite a bit of ease too!

[Tommy Nobis 905]

So when do we get our taco?

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Carlos. That was the pitch

[deadshank 24652]

Correa. 

Trade bait. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19100]

Geez, way to strike out on ball 4.  sigh.

[Guadaloopy 10960]

Sparky calling out Correa for watching meatballs on 3-1.  

[TexArcher 37774]

How do you take that on 3-1?

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Fuck. Watch a 91 mph meatball. Swing at one a foot off the plate. 

[Mo Horn 8832]

Just can't string several together. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

That was an awful at bat. Feel like we say that way too often with Correa at the plate.

[perfectchaos007 6635]

I guess it's' too much to ask for a crooked number inning. I'll take any run I can get I suppose

[deadshank 24652]

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

So when do we get our taco?

South Austin’s ma awaits your arrival. 

[Gut Wagon 8065]

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Scherzer’s eyes always that fucked up?

Never really noticed that before

 

When repairing a cyborg, you use the parts you can get. 

[henrygandorf 29189]

6 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

3 seems shockingly high for the first 2 games.  didn't we have 3 the entire alcs?

[WBT 20562]

Guess we'll just have to build a picket fence

[TexArcher 37774]

Just now, deadshank said:

South Austin’s ma awaits your arrival. 

Which means you're coming to my place.  Bring some salsa.

[LTtxfan 49173]

4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

"The eyes have it: Scherzer embraces 2 different eye colors"

https://www.stltoday.com/sports/baseball/the-eyes-have-it-scherzer-embraces-different-eye-colors/article_33e2e1b9-bb00-5897-a3b5-a154c878c8b7.html. 

Washington's Game 1 starter in the World Series against Houston has baseball's most unusual orbs: blue on the right, brown on the left, a condition known as Heterochromia iridis.

 

Actors with the condition include Dan Aykroyd, Elizabeth Berkley, Kate Bosworth, Mila Kunis, Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Jane Seymour.

[Guadaloopy 10960]

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

When repairing a cyborg, you use the parts you can get. 

Isn’t that Kluber?

[kevwun 15774]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Which means you're coming to my place.  Bring some salsa.

Kinky

[Limp Brisket 546]

4 RISP LOB, we’ve got to stop it.

[Guadaloopy 10960]

He almost went 3-0 to the pitcher.  C’mon, Zack. 

[Guadaloopy 10960]

Pick an honorific, Aldrin.  

[WBT 20562]

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Pick an honorific, Aldrin.  

Why is he throwing out the 1st pitch for them?  Traitor.

[RamjetFDO 10575]

Pick an honorific, Aldrin.  

Dr. Colonel Astronaut Badass is a pretty good one.

[kevwun 15774]

Greinke is missing his spots pretty badly.

[cabowabo 4484]

Greinke is a ticking time bomb. 

[Slacks 6819]

This USC v Colorado game is on.


See you downtown.

[deadshank 24652]

Teetering

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19100]

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Don't like this. at all

[Huckleberry 32851]

The Nationals clearly have a gameplan of taking anything that starts near the knees. Greinke needs to throw more fastballs. Suzuki looked like a fool just taking one for strike three.

They are sitting on off speed.

[deadshank 24652]

I’m breathing into a paper bag. 

Soto. 

[TexArcher 37774]

Big out there.  Get another and let's get back to work on the scoreboard.

[Wishbone 4759]

This Soto guy is pissing me off.

[cabowabo 4484]

When the time is right, Soto needs a fastball to the back. 

[Anastasis 23469]

Just now, Wishbone said:

This Soto guy is pissing me off.

This. 

[kevwun 15774]

Greinke has had enough of his shenanigans.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

do not want to see Cabrera up in this spot

[hookem48 4687]

Where's Randy Johnson when you need him

[TexArcher 37774]

Just now, cabowabo said:

When the time is right, Soto needs a fastball to the back. 

Spring training.  He'll wear some in his career the way he acts in the box.

[deadshank 24652]

I can haz strike out?

[Mo Horn 8832]

Just now, Wishbone said:

This Soto guy is pissing me off.

 Eh, he's a young cocky hitter... and with the way he hits he has every right. I'm fine with antics. It's been part of baseball forever. It's all about attitude. 

[UTexasFight 9431]

Well, giving us back a 3-1 take with a FB down the middle

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

shit

[perfectchaos007 6635]

wtf Greinke not even close

[HoustonFrog 368]

I thought one of the advantages of Greinke is that he never walks people