2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Limp Brisket 546]

Fuck yes

[UTexasFight 9523]

Fucking beautiful pitch

[cabowabo 4513]

Happy Birthday Bitch. 

[kevwun 15856]

I hope he has a similar career trajectory.

[Iceman 2725]

Watch and learn, young padowan...

[TexArcher 38028]

Go sit your prancing ass down.

[deadshank 24653]

Greinke throwing some junk.  Gotta give it to him so far. 

 

 

 

 

 

So far

[WBT 20653]

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Correa was on 2nd bro good call. Keep splitting are you even watching?

Eaton hits the ball 66% to the right and 34% to the left hence the split.

He was shaded up the middle but he was on the SS side of the bag.  The ball was a Tony Gwynn 5.5 hole special either way.

[Guadaloopy 11012]

But guys... he plays LOUD!

[LTtxfan 49331]

Just now, Wishbone said:

Have another birthday present, jackwad.

 

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Sit the fuck down dick licker

[HtownHorn 14763]

5 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

No different than the regular season. Just not happening now. 

Because they are facing 3 of the best pitching staffs in baseball.

[kevwun 15856]

If Greinke gets through this, I'd rather see him come out for the 6th instead of James.

[HtownHorn 14763]

Just now, kevwun said:

If Greinke gets through this, I'd rather see him come out for the 6th instead of James.

Yep. Greinke can throw 110 if need be.

[deadshank 24653]

Oof.  I saw some open cans of gasoline when the camera panned over to our bullpen. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Thought that was out. 

[WBT 20653]

Wow, how does he not score on that with 2 outs?

[perfectchaos007 6677]

So lucky that didn't leave the park

[Wishbone 4776]

Dammit

[elfenix 34331]

reddick saved a run there

[HtownHorn 14763]

Reddick making up for Brantley.

[WBT 20653]

I don't like pulling him here.

[Pimphand 5852]

Need Harris here not James

[Zavala 1384]

Great game from Zack

[clapclapclap 9000]

Oh crap, James is going to put us behind before settling down.

[HtownHorn 14763]

Hinch over reacting, hope it works out.

[kevwun 15856]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

I don't like pulling him here.

Nope, not for James.  I'd rather take my chances with Greinke.  I don't know why Hinch has any faith in him.

Edited October 26, 2019 by kevwun

[Guadaloopy 11012]

Another missed chance at the first postseason W for Greinke.  He had his chances tonight. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

That’s exactly why Reddick plays over Tucker

[Pimphand 5852]

Just now, WBT said:

I don't like pulling him here.

Agree. Cabrera has eaten his lunch historically

[Guadaloopy 11012]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Wow, how does he not score on that with 2 outs?

Perfect play by a RF with a great arm.  

[Wishbone 4776]

Not sure about this change. Hopefully James doesn’t shit the bed. Better get someone else up now to be ready.

[perfectchaos007 6677]

If James can't find the plate today at least there's an open base to work with

[NowThis 931]

this move is so massive. Not feeling it.

[Guadaloopy 11012]

Just my perception, but James seems to do better cleaning up messes than starting innings.  

[Mo Horn 8853]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Because they are facing 3 of the best pitching staffs in baseball.

I get that, and everyone is bringing their A game. But we've put up big numbers on great pitchers this year. It's always a game of inches, and fractions of inches when it comes to hitting. During the regular season we were on the good side of those measurements. In the post season not so much. I'm not knocking anyone. It's just baseball. It's the beauty, or the angst if your on the wrong side, of the game. 

[UTexasFight 9523]

Agree. Cabrera has eaten his lunch historically

Yeah .432 off Greinke in his career before tonight and 2 for 3 tonight

[NowThis 931]

relief pitcher has to be the most stressful job in sports.

[deadshank 24653]

Greinke looks like Jesse Pinkman. 

[Zavala 1384]

Lol they are gonna play this up what a fuckheads laying on the ground

[WBT 20653]

Wtf are the trainers coming out for?  I've never seen someone hurt themselves bailing out.

[Wishbone 4776]

Get up pussy

[clapclapclap 9000]

Get back in the dugout, bloaty Scott Van Pelt.

[TexArcher 38028]

God damn that was scary.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

A bit dramatic you fucking pussy. Get back in the box bitch

 

[Gut Wagon 8087]

A little chin music, as they used to call it. 

[WBT 20653]

Come on James.  Gets ahead 0-2 and makes 2 uncompetitive pitches.

[NowThis 931]

Alan Ashby would have caught that

[kevwun 15856]

I thought he landed on his bat, but that didn't look bad.  He may have been worried that he shit his pants.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4781]

Just now, Zavala said:

Lol they are gonna play this up what a fuckheads laying on the ground

Zimmerman is a solid player and good guy. Don’t you have a complaint to make against an official, dipshit?

[TexArcher 38028]

Come on, JJ...