2019 Houston Astros Thread

[YChang 3443]

Nice job Devo. Nice job Stros! 

[Wishbone 4759]

Game! We got this. ALL OF IT!

[TexArcher 37774]

And they're playing "I Won't Back Down."

How quickly shit turns.

[WBT 20561]

Best 2 out of 3.  Have to beat Scherzer or Strasburg at least once this time around.

[CurlyDumps 4471]

 Devo wears his pants like Hank Hill. Might be the Whiskey talking.

Let’s bring this motherfucker back to Houston.

[Rimbo 25919]

2.

[UTexasFight 9431]

[Wishbone 4759]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Best 2 out of 3.  Have to beat Scherzer or Strasburg at least once this time around.

Why not both?

[Updawg 2266]

Fuck yeah. Let's take the next one and go home to close it

[Gourmand 7774]

Urquidy was a f'n assassin tonight

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[Mez2 4023]

Joe urquiddy can have his way with my wife. I don't give a fuck 

[Wishbone 4759]

Urquidy >>>> Corbin. At least tonight.

[UTexasFight 9431]

I say we keep this “road team winning” streak going for one more game and then shut it off

[Mez2 4023]

H-town is thowin up the duce
And givin playas dab
You know the Southside actin bad on the slab

#HTownPride 

[thetruth 149]

HTOWN HOLDS DOWN

 

TRUNKS KEEP POPPIN' 

TOPS KEEP DROPPIN' 

DOWN IN HOUSTON

[Wishbone 4759]

2 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Joe urquiddy can have his way with my wife. I don't give a fuck 

Seems……mutually exclusive. Whatever helps the team though. Kudos!

Edited October 27, 2019 by Wishbone

[housious 468]

2 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Joe urquiddy can have his way with my wife. I don't give a fuck 

That’s questionable, but I’ll allow it 

[Rustic Horn 929]

 

[henrygandorf 29189]

[Limp Brisket 546]

So how’s that WS trophy presentation practice on yall’s field measuring up now?

[Cosimo de' Medici 121]

 

NOTHING IS FUCKED !!!

[formermav43 4606]

Arod, always speculating about tipping pitches. It can’t possibly be anything else that causes Houston players to hit. 🙄

[tx 3 putt 76902]

throw out the entire season and playoffs, it all comes down to a 3 game series.

our best 3 pitching against their best 3, bring it 

[Gut Wagon 8065]

26 minutes ago, elfenix said:

chirinos is not fast

He’s become accustomed to jogging to home plate. 

[Dennis Taylor 18812]

1 minute ago, Limp Brisket said:

So how’s that WS trophy presentation practice on yall’s field measuring up now?

Like the mavericks announcing the parade route in 2006

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

7 hours ago, runthebone said:

Walking the bases loaded to face Bregman.  What the fuck, man.  Make them pay today.

Pay this man.  Pay him his money.

[Planet Houston 4930]

 

Edited October 27, 2019 by Planet Houston

[GHOSTUSER 361]

I am still amazed by Urquidy’s performance tonight. As the announcers correctly mentioned, Urquidy was in command of the game in a way none of the aces on either team were able to match. That was one of the all-time most clutch performances in Houston sports history, especially coming from a rookie. He lifted the team’s spirits and we are back now. He has earned the Charlie Morton honorific of “fucking” as his middle name. He is Jose Fucking Urquidy now.

Edited October 27, 2019 by Iconoclast Texan

[UTexasFight 9431]

I’ll agree

[Planet Houston 4930]

Great, great night. 

Ur you quidying me???

[GHOSTUSER 361]

I am still amazed by Urquidy’s performance tonight. As the announcers correctly mentioned, Urquidy was in command of the game in a way none of the aces on either team were able to match. That was one of the all-time most clutch performances in Houston sports history, especially coming from a rookie. He lifted the team’s spirits and we are back now. He has earned the Charlie Morton honorific of “fucking” as his middle name. He is Jose Fucking Urquidy now.

Edited October 27, 2019 by Iconoclast Texan

[Dennis Taylor 18812]

How about Jose Coño Urquidy 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

This is great:

 

[YChang 3443]

That blonde is pretty great.

[henrygandorf 29189]

mike trout will probably win the al mvp.

bregman just hit a grand slam on the road in the world series.  if we somehow win, he's probably 1-2 big hits away from winning the ws mvp.

trout can have it.

[GHOSTUSER 361]

So glad haven’t heard any more about the bullshit earlier in the week. Sacrificing Taubman had seemed to help our mojo.

[TexArcher 37774]

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

mike trout will probably win the al mvp.

bregman just hit a grand slam on the road in the world series.  if we somehow win, he's probably 1-2 big hits away from winning the ws mvp.

trout can have it.

See my avatar...

 

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1501]

Urquidy is so impressive. He will be available for game 7 if necessary as soon as Greinke is done.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13509]

5 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Urquidy is so impressive. He will be available for game 7 if necessary as soon as Greinke is done.

Hell, Cole might be available in game 7 if necessary. I figure verlander would most likely be the only pitcher not available.  

Edited October 27, 2019 by Nice Guy Eddie

[henrygandorf 29189]

5 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Urquidy is so impressive. He will be available for game 7 if necessary as soon as Greinke is done.

assuming we don't sign cole, he's a nasty little sp4 next year.

[runthebone 7967]

Awesome game today

Bregman making them pay

Empty seats

Astros win!

 

That 630am flight in 5 hours is going to feel pretty damn good.

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

6 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Hell, Cole might be available in game 7 if necessary. I figure verlander would most likely be the only pitcher not available.  

Verlander would be available for a batter or two if needed.  They had him and Keuchel both warming up in the bullpen in Game 7 of the 2017 World Series, you know one day after Verlander went 6 innings in game 6.

[henrygandorf 29189]

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Awesome game today

Bregman making them pay

Empty seats

Astros win!

 

That 630am flight in 5 hours is going to feel pretty damn good.

 

To their credit, the Nats fans hung in there better today than our fans did in the game 2 meltdown.

[henrygandorf 29189]

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

 

liking this guy...

 

 

[Gourmand 7774]

To their credit, the Nats fans hung in there better today than our fans did in the game 2 meltdown.

How many of their fans have work or school tomorrow?

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[tx 3 putt 76902]

10 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Verlander would be available for a batter or two if needed.  They had him and Keuchel both warming up in the bullpen in Game 7 of the 2017 World Series, you know one day after Verlander went 6 innings in game 6.

Yep, I remember. CFM had shit on lock down though

Edited October 27, 2019 by tx 3 putt

[FondrenRoad 4378]

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

liking this guy...

 

 

I like it. And I like Nolan, but he shouldn't be on that shirt. 

[Gourmand 7774]

liking this guy...
 
 

Shirt is cool, but AJ Hoffman is widely considered douche material

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[runthebone 7967]

Urquidy, man.  He just doesn't care.  He pounds the strike zone and is fearless.

Brantley hit 5 fucking rockets today.  Bregman has hit the ball hard the past 2 games.

If we can get Springer going...boom.