2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Jebus 1308]

1 minute ago, CycleTex87 said:

Feels like a big game coming Tuesday. 

Biggest game of the season

[atomheartbevo 89659]

Nationals locker room footage

[FondrenRoad 4378]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

What the fuck kind of question is that? "What was behind the decision to pitch the way you did?"

Today, I just decided to pitch well. Sometimes, I decide to pitch like shit, but today wasn't one of those days. 

[tx 3 putt 76942]

cole said he was done at 110

[utxmike05 1828]

These are the mfkin Astros I know! Wow what a turnaround!!

Go fuck yourself A Rod. (Picked Nats tonight).


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[Iceman 2705]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

cole said he was done at 110

He should have signaled Chirinos...

[housious 468]

Nice to Alvarez turn things around. Dude is going to be an absolute beast in years to come.

[Js1 85325]

Hope we remember to pack this offense on the plane back. Showed up in a big way in DC

[tx 3 putt 76942]

rested peacock, harris and osuna for game 6 

rested urquidy for game 7

[UTHornFan014 710]

We better not practice setting up a stage for a world series trophy presentation (should already know how thanks to 2017). Don't want to risk pissing off the baseball gods like the Nationals did.

[clapclapclap 9000]

So as stated repeatedly, this is the 3rd WS to have the road team win the first 5 games, and there have been 2 other playoff series that were best of 5 that did this.  

Best I can tell, no series has seen 6 road wins in a row.

Past performance is no guarantee of future results, but I like the odds.

[UTexasFight 9432]

When we win game 6 those of us that predicted a sweep will still be right ...just forgot to add the part about spotting them two wins

[Planet Houston 4930]

[UTexasFight 9432]

Can we go ahead and institute a gag order on everyone associated with the Astros until Tuesday night... down to the guy that refills the paper towels in the MMP restrooms

[HouTex 1867]

"The score was not an indicator of what this game could have been.  Washington rallied in the 2nd inning..."- Fox broadcaster.
 
For fucking real, chief?

And the Astros win game 1 by 5 if we don’t strand 11 and just hit .225 with runners in scoring position. Smoltz is an idiot.

[Wishbone 4760]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

rested peacock, harris and osuna for game 6 

rested urquidy for game 7

Errybody. Whatever it, and the situation dictates.

[Guadaloopy 10966]

I like Sunday night Game 5s.  Gets the week going right.  

[Guadaloopy 10966]

I would love to see Papi punch A-Rod right now.   What a dick.  

[Wishbone 4760]

Whatever we do, we won’t practice WS trophy presentation on our field when we get home. Been there, done that, and haven’t forgotten. 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Productivity at work tomorrow and Tuesday will be at an all-time low for me.

[Limp Brisket 546]

All jokes aside, we are set the fuck up.

[housious 468]

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I would love to see Papi punch A-Rod right now.   What a dick.  

No shit. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19101]

I would love to see Papi punch A-Rod right now.   What a dick.  

What happened? No sound on TV?

[Iceman 2705]

4 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Productivity at work tomorrow and Tuesday will be at an all-time low for me.

Fuck that.  I have a major project going on this weekend.  I'll be cramming like a motherfucker tomorrow and Tuesday.

Wednesday morning's gonna be a challenge...if all goes well.

Edited October 28, 2019 by Iceman

[Iceman 2705]

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

4 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I would love to see Papi punch A-Rod right now.   What a dick.  

What happened? No sound on TV?

A-rod was being his usual douche-self and didn't like papi's candor.

[Wishbone 4760]

Went from needing 4 out of 5 with 3 of those on the road to 1 out of 2 at home. I’ll take it.

[WBT 20565]

I don't know why y'all watch the clownshow on fox.  Cole just had a great interview with the MLB network guys.  Pedro said he wished he could be in his shoes hitting free agency this winter.

[Guadaloopy 10966]

6 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

10 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I would love to see Papi punch A-Rod right now.   What a dick.  

What happened? No sound on TV?

A-Rod essentially told Papi to stop talking in an exceptionally condescending way.  

[perfectchaos007 6638]

Man what a great opportunity for Verlander to finally get his first world series win. Game 6!

[runthebone 7981]

22 minutes ago, WBT said:

Most successful trip to Washington since General Robert Ross?

Too soon

[clapclapclap 9000]

"Nats Avoid Winning 3 Straight Home Games This Weekend" - WaPo headline

Edited October 28, 2019 by clapclapclap

[Wishbone 4760]

3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

A-Rod essentially told Papi to stop talking in an exceptionally condescending way.  

Lol. Papi should use A-Wad as a bat in the cage.

[Gut Wagon 8065]

Yuli for MVP. He's had big hits and even bigger defensive plays. But first, let's win a title.

[Pimphand 5746]

19 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Can we go ahead and institute a gag order on everyone associated with the Astros until Tuesday night... down to the guy that refills the paper towels in the MMP restrooms

Dude Fox 26 are some experts at trying to find every baseball god angering yahoo possible

[henrygandorf 29190]

nats did not hold one lead in three home games.

nats only held a tie at 0-0 in three home games.

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13512]

20 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Can we go ahead and institute a gag order on everyone associated with the Astros until Tuesday night... down to the guy that refills the paper towels in the MMP restrooms

You don’t want to see a story like this again:

 

[UTexasFight 9432]

Yuli for MVP. He's had big hits and even bigger defensive plays. But first, let's win a title.

He was +3300 for that award before the series ...and I approve this post

[Js1 85325]

 

[WBT 20565]

2 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

You don’t want to see a story like this again:

 

maybe those were his personal sno cones

[fattyflattie 4639]

50 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Kyle Tucker looks like a well nourished AIDS patient. 

Dammit. @utxmike05 says I remind him of Tucker. 

[UTexasFight 9432]

nats did not hold one lead in three home games.
nats only held a tie at 0-0 in three home games.

First team in WS history to score no more than a run in three straight home games

[TexArcher 37774]

I fucking love all of you bastards.

[Wishbone 4760]

5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I fucking love all of you bastards.

Well, that’s why we’re all bastards. We need the love.

Wouldn’t have it any other way.

Edited October 28, 2019 by Wishbone

[WBT 20565]

It just occurred to me this was another playoff game where Springer and Correa both homered, extending their record.

[TexArcher 37774]

Just now, WBT said:

It just occurred to me this was another playoff game where Springer and Correa both homered, extending their record.

SVP just showed it.  7th time they've homered in the same playoff game.  No other teammates have more than 4 (Papi and Ramirez).  Astros are 7-0 in those games.

[WBT 20565]

Yordan interview on MLB now...with Pedro as the translator

[UTexasFight 9432]

If they manage to beat JV, we’re going to beat Scherzer like a red headed...Yu Darvish

[Wishbone 4760]

Game 6 Tuesday night at MMP. THERE WILL BE BLOOD. Theirs (mixed with tears).

Edited October 28, 2019 by Wishbone

[clapclapclap 9000]

14 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

You don’t want to see a story like this again:

 

 

[UTexasFight 9432]

Yordan interview on MLB now...with Pedro as the translator

Great great stuff