2019 Houston Astros Thread

[perfectchaos007 6673]

Gurriel just needed to hit it 10 more feet to the left

[Wishbone 4762]

A little more to the left…

[TexArcher 37979]

They hit two dribblers and we hit a bunch of missiles.

Let's fucking go.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19108]

That was almost out

Yep, so close!

[Bojack 2081]

I thought Bregman was going to pull a Serrano and run around the bases with the bat.

[Updawg 2268]

A little left and that's gone. Love they are hitting him hard

[ChickenSandwich 9843]

Reset JV. You want this more than they do. Show it m

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19108]

So, all of the media keeps talking about that called strike to Robles. They neglect to mention that Zimmerman got a called ball that was just as fucking terrible and should have struck out. Fucking infuriating

[Updawg 2268]

A little left and that's gone. Love they are hitting him hard

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19108]

So, all of the media keeps talking about that called strike to Robles. They neglect to mention that Zimmerman got a called ball that was just as fucking terrible and should have struck out. Fucking infuriating

[NowThis 931]

did Bregs do the longest bat carry in WS history?

[Guadaloopy 10974]

I think our boys can smell it.  Keep the pressure on.  

[At Ease 44]

Both ways, asshole.

[deadshank 24653]

Hey, bitches. Y'all watching the game?

[NowThis 931]

362 in the power ally?  I remember the dome was 390

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Just now, deadshank said:

Hey, bitches. Y'all watching the game?

There's a game tonight?

[Wishbone 4762]

Moida da bostid’s!

[At Ease 44]

Let’s go !!

[Wishbone 4762]

Fuck yeah JV. Now for MOAR RUNS!

[atomheartbevo 89732]

[Chief Ouray 32]

Nice inning JV!

[utxmike05 1828]

I love the contact we are making on Strasbitch. It’s about to go down!


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[Guadaloopy 10974]

JV feeling it now.  

[IDIOTsavant 8498]

5 hours ago, Player said:

Heading to MMP in 2 hours for my 58th game of the season. I have a t-shirt that has my avatar on it. We haven't won every game that I've attended, but we've homered at least once, so you can bet your sweet asses I'll be wearing it tonight. 

We're halfway home. Keep up the good work.

[Iceman 2717]

6 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

So, all of the media keeps talking about that called strike to Robles. They neglect to mention that Zimmerman got a called ball that was just as fucking terrible and should have struck out. Fucking infuriating

Yes ma'am.  Both pitches were bullshit calls, but they focus on the one.

 

JV leaving no doubt tonight.  Fuck the umps.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Love these clips with just the crowd noise:

 

[Updawg 2268]

I love the contact we are making on Strasbitch. It’s about to go down!


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Let's keep it going.

[Iceman 2717]

4 minutes ago, NowThis said:

362 in the power ally?  I remember the dome was 390

Yordan don't care...

[TexArcher 37979]

Just get us one more here, guys.  Give them any kind of crooked number deficit and they'll really start pressing...

[deadshank 24653]

Please disembowel the nats right here, right now in the bottom of the second.  

Please. 

[At Ease 44]

104 off the bat, got to get him elevating those.

[YChang 3453]

Guys making good contact... this is promising. Dams gonna break soon. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

I wonder if the Nats' lipreaders have trouble with Jose's accent?

[perfectchaos007 6673]

Damn. Reddick to lead off the 3rd. Was hoping the lineup would turnover 

[TexArcher 37979]

Just now, clapclapclap said:

I wonder if the Nats' lipreaders have trouble with Jose's accent?

Only the Astros would try such underhanded gamesmanship.

[Rimbo 25979]

Not what I wanted to see in the bottom of the second. Need to get Stras' pitch count up.

[Wishbone 4762]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Only the Astros would try such underhanded gamesmanship.

And be able to put it to good use.

[Mo Horn 8849]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Damn. Reddick to lead off the 3rd. Was hoping the lineup would turnover 

He'll set the table for Springer. 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Just now, Rimbo said:

Not what I wanted to see in the bottom of the second. Need to get Stras' pitch count up.

I disagree. They're being aggressive and hitting the ball, hard. Keep it up, you can get to their pen by running up the pitch count, or by putting up a bunch of runs.

[Lat22 4015]

That was a quick last inning. Maybe the game will be over before 11:30?  I’ll probably be rolling up and down Telephone Rd. blowing my horn and celebrating. 

[perfectchaos007 6673]

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

That was a quick last inning. Maybe the game will be over before 11:30?  I’ll probably be rolling up and down Telephone Rd. blowing my horn and celebrating. 

Don't run over any hookers

[Mo Horn 8849]

That was a strike to Brantley

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Damnit, walks suck

[Anastasis 23475]

Punch that shit blue. 

[IDIOTsavant 8498]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Don't run over any hookers

How would he run over the inside of his own car?

[Wishbone 4762]

C’mon JV.

[Rimbo 25979]

i have no idea where the strike zone is

neither does the ump

[Pimphand 5764]

Playing run defense on 3rd and long LOL

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Dig deep, JV

[T-shirt Sip 2107]

Why does Joe Buck give more analysis than Smoltz?