2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Js1 85929]

Worthless loser 

[orangeut 212]

Correa sucks

[Mitch Hedberg 2101]

Fucking Correa is feast or famine. Mix in a single every now and then

[housious 468]

Was there anyone in the stadium that didn’t know Correa was striking out there?

[TexArcher 38449]

Fucking god dammit.

[Huckleberry 33676]

Correa has just been straight guessing at the plate lately. Not seeing the ball well at all.

[Rockethorn1978 6154]

Need JV to have a quick inning here.

[Wishbone 4848]

1 minute ago, housious said:

Carlos swinging for the fences 

When he swings.

[YChang 3475]

Bleah, made Carlos look silly there

[DaysOff 8033]

We're done scoring

[UTEX_ME 4785]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Need JV to have a quick inning here.

Lol

[At Ease 44]

Some stress for Strasburg at least.

 

Still you’d think Carlos would be protecting against that in that count.

[WBT 20776]

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

We're done scoring

Lulz

[TexArcher 38449]

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

We're done scoring

GTFO

[RamjetFDO 10604]

I'm not ready for Kygo or Daddy Yankee.

[Wishbone 4848]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Need JV to have a quick positive inning here.

 

[RamjetFDO 10604]

Welp.

 

 

 

 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Nice work from Yuli there

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

At least Turner wasn't on. 

[UTEX_ME 4785]

There goes his win 

[Guadaloopy 11077]

Crap

[Mitch Hedberg 2101]

We're in trouble

[Lat22 4053]

Ugh. 

[Pimphand 6090]

Time keeps on slipping into the future

[Wishbone 4848]

Fuck, fuck, fuck and fuck again.

[Js1 85929]

god damnit JV. 

[runthebone 8181]

At least it's solo

[Rockethorn1978 6154]

Good lord JV 

[YChang 3475]

Well... at lest no on on base

[Huckleberry 33676]

Gonna have to gut out a win here. Verlander has not pitched well at all the entire night. Hanging breaking balls, spotty fastball control at best. 

[Js1 85929]

We weren’t going to win 2-1 so maybe our batters will get their heads out of their asses 

[atomheartbevo 90143]

[runthebone 8181]

Jesus, what a bunch of fucking pussies here.  It is 2-2, bitches.  Calm the fuck down

[TexArcher 38449]

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Gonna have to gut out a win here. Verlander has not pitched well at all the entire night. Hanging breaking balls, spotty fastball control at best. 

He's looked exhausted the whole playoff run.  Fastball's topping out at 95/96 instead of 98/99 and he's missing a lot of pitches. But he's battling.  Bats need to pick him up.

[runthebone 8181]

Get through 6 innings with JV then go with Smith Harris Osuna.  And score, most importantly.

[Guadaloopy 11077]

Just now, runthebone said:

Jesus, what a bunch of fucking pussies here.  It is 2-2, bitches.  Calm the fuck down

Yep.  Some folks should stop watching baseball.   This is how it goes most of the time.  Of course this team has spoiled a lot of people and ruined normal baseball expectations.  

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Fuck. 

[elfenix 34396]

Great

[Wishbone 4848]

Get him out.

[cabowabo 4578]

Fucking Verlander. 

[housious 468]

JV is done 

[UTexasFight 9660]

Why challenge him there

[UTEX_ME 4785]

See y’all tomorrow 

[Js1 85929]

Worthless. WS loser. 

[GHOSTUSER 361]

God damn it JV

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

What a stupid pitch to Soto. Just fucking dumb

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19246]

Well, fuck.

Soto seems like a douche tbh.

[atomheartbevo 90143]

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Jesus, what a bunch of fucking pussies here.  It is 2-2, bitches.  Calm the fuck down

2-3

and we are pissed because we have been watching this train wreck in slow motion over the past few innings

[UTexasFight 9660]

I’m glad he carried his bat to first

[TexArcher 38449]

Starting to fucking hate that kid.