2019 Houston Astros Thread

[runthebone 8013]

Harris was my WS MVP.  Damn

Time to chip away. Just like 10/29/17.

 

 

[Girdwood 118]

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

This is fine

It’s your fault for being a little cunt. Your dad should have pulled out.

[staboner 4984]

goddamit. i have watched like 10 total minutes of this fucking game and caught all 3 of the nats homers live. fuck this. not watching. go stros

[YChang 3453]

Well that was not pleasant at all sir. Not one bit. 

[Gut Wagon 8083]

Seems an unlikely inning for us to score. But without Correa coming up, I think we will. 

[UDontKnow 10447]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Martinez has been tossed 

Stupid of him considering his team has a 3 run lead.

[Mo Horn 8849]

Just now, Telegraph_it said:

???

I don’t think the Baseball Gods normally reward a bunch of bitch asses. 

And if it was the other way around, we'd all be livid and first class bitch assess. 

[GreenspointTexas 9649]

Fuckin Lamar High School/Rice University

[UTexasFight 9498]

Martinez had to be restrained

I can’t believe he wasn’t tossed

[Guadaloopy 10973]

If you think this is over, you haven’t watched this team this year.   

[UTexasFight 9498]

Martinez had to be restrained

I can’t believe he wasn’t tossed

[utxmike05 1828]

Lmao.


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[wood 11227]

2 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

Yeah. It’s never called because they usually don’t knock the glove off the guy. If he’s outside the line where he should be, Gurriel catches it and he’s out. 

Fucking exactly. It's not rocket surgery like Smoltz & Buck are making it out to be.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Game 5 two years ago wouldn't be near as exciting if we didn't fall behind by 3. Let's do it again

[F250 28781]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Can Houston rescind the Rendon day proclimation? 

Allegedly, Rendon killed 5 hookers at a hotel in Houston.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Clown show

[Eastwood 4394]

Jesus, Martinez, you're winning the game.

[tx 3 putt 77061]

Smoltz: “he might have touched one blade of grass”

[atomheartbevo 89730]

Every time I see that Field of Dreams commercial, I’m reminded that Augie Garrido cut Kevin Costner from his baseball team.  And they remained friends, and Costner would occasionally catch Longhorn games when in Austin.  

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[Wishbone 4762]

Haha, fucking stupid Martínez.

[TexArcher 37978]

Jesus, Martinez.

[Telegraph_it 3357]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

And if it was the other way around, we'd all be livid and first class bitch assess. 

Not after the review which wasn’t a review.  It was obvious. 

[UTexasFight 9498]

We gotta get 2 back ASAP to get Scherzer in this game

[cabowabo 4487]

Let’s get back to the game god damnit. 

[housious 468]

Lmao. Protest the game. Let’s play game 6 over tomorrow 

[Gut Wagon 8083]

Seems an unlikely inning for us to score. But without Correa coming up, I think we will. 

[UTexasFight 9498]

We gotta get 2 back ASAP to get Scherzer in this game

[thetruth 149]

Wow. That ball was 4 inches out. Thanks asshole

[Girdwood 118]

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Clown show

That’s you. Get the fuck off this thread.

[tx 3 putt 77061]

Watching everything go by 

[housious 468]

Strasburg getting calls all over the place 

[mbtex 683]

Now giving every fucking corner

[TexArcher 37978]

Fuck you, Blue.

[atomheartbevo 89730]

I want audio of Martinez. 

[Serak The Preparer 3431]

Just now, Girdwood said:

That’s you. Get the fuck off this thread.

Jesus will you just pit him on ignore and move on with your life instead of incessantly bitching?

[utxmike05 1828]

This series is so retarded. Never seen road teams dominate and home teams go limp like this before. Fuck


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[cabowabo 4487]

Allowing them to get a three run lead means we’ll have to deal with Scherzer tomorrow

[utxmike05 1828]

This series is so retarded. Never seen road teams dominate and home teams go limp like this before. Fuck


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[At Ease 44]

Need some positives, crowd is a non factor.

[drewlaws 126]

Great, so now the zone is huge for ya making it tougher to come back. Nats still got their runs on the homer. Seems like they’re getting the good end of this deal at the end of the day.

[mbtex 683]

Fucker should be suspended

[UDontKnow 10447]

No more Scherzer thanks to the 3 run lead.

[Telegraph_it 3357]

Holy shit Smoltz. Stfu. 

[Girdwood 118]

Martinez better be fucking suspended for tomorrow’s game for that psycho episode

[tx 3 putt 77061]

Bunch of limp dicks 

[Telegraph_it 3357]

At least they brought up the 5 plus minute delay. That probably didn’t help Harris. 

[Mo Horn 8849]

1 minute ago, mbtex said:

Fucker should be suspended

 He probably will be, but it will be for the first few games of the season next year

[UDontKnow 10447]

1 minute ago, Girdwood said:

Martinez better be fucking suspended for tomorrow’s game for that psycho episode

That's not going to happen and you know it.

[UTexasFight 9498]

This is nearly a carbon copy of 2017 game 6
We have a 1 run lead for a while.
They get a 1 run lead and chase JV
Then get another bomb off a reliable reliever and cruise to game 7.

Hope we have similarly easy game 7 win tomorrow

[deadshank 24653]

1 minute ago, Girdwood said:

Martinez better be fucking suspended for tomorrow’s game for that psycho episode

LOL.  Or what?