2019 Houston Astros Thread

[cabowabo 4491]

Now the blown opportunities......

[NowThis 931]

Rendon went to Lamar and Rice? How old is Soto again?

[atomheartbevo 89735]

Fucking Rendon.  

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

That fucking guy. He's good.

[tx 3 putt 77110]

Fuck

we need runs !!!!!!!

[TexArcher 37983]

Awwwwww, Christ.

Shit.

[Anastasis 23477]

Soto’s act is a beating. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1389]

Third time thru. Somebody already ought to be warmed up. Get Grienke outta there. They hit homers in groups.

[UTEX_ME 4766]

Look at that fucker dancing in the box. Hope someone plunks his ass next year 

[elfenix 34325]

getting squeezed

[At Ease 44]

What the fuck?

[cabowabo 4491]

FUCK

[F250 28787]

Should have pitched around Rendon, that Vato has been on fire.

[housious 468]

Fucking bullshit 

[thetruth 149]

The fuck was that strike two you big dumb bitch. 

[Overlord 366]

Soto’s 26, right?

[UTEX_ME 4766]

pull him

[TexArcher 37983]

Where the fuck is that?!

[Zavala 1384]

Yikes

[Limp Brisket 546]

When I think I can’t dislike Soto more I do.

[atomheartbevo 89735]

Awesome the fans gave him a standing ovation.  

[tx 3 putt 77110]

Grienke pitched a damn great game 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Greinke pitched his ass off. Harris needs to shut this down and we need to fucking score some fucking runs.

[Overlord 366]

1 minute ago, F250 said:

Should have pitched around Rendon, that Vato has been on fire.

Racist, holmes

[A-Tex Devil 2451]

Whoever hires Clint Hurdle in the National League as an assistant coach next year is going to bean Soto like every at bat.  I like Soto but he’s asking for it.  

[cabowabo 4491]

One of the worst ball strike calls of the series there. 

[F250 28787]

1 minute ago, Overlord said:

Soto’s 26, right?

Dude acts like a jotito.

[Wishbone 4762]

Soto is a piece of shit. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

I would have kept him in for Kendrick.

[HoustonFrog 368]

Fucking hitters suck so much

We’ve been all over them and gotten two fucking runs

[Zavala 1384]

1 minute ago, thetruth said:

The fuck was that strike two you big dumb bitch. 

"Comeback mode"

[Vito Andolini 9126]

Great job, Greinke. And Soto is an asshole.

[Js1 85436]

Need a quick Harris 2 outs and get that fucking run back NOW

[TexArcher 37983]

Okay, let's keep this shit right where it is and give it back to our bats for a knockout punch.

[HtownHorn 14728]

Right move, just no confidence in this bullpen holding a 1 run lead with 2 innings+ left.

[Overlord 366]

Rendon wears Dickie’s slacks

 

[elfenix 34325]

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

[Hate 20116]

Whoever hires Clint Hurdle in the National League as an assistant coach next year is going to bean Soto like every at bat.  I like Soto but he’s asking for it.  

Why do you like him? He acts like a complete douchebag. I can’t wait for spring training next year for someone to earhole him.

[A-Tex Devil 2451]

IF IF IF IF we win, and Nationals don’t score again requiring offensive heroics, Greinke gets MVP of WS.  

[Anastasis 23477]

Omg. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

oh my god

[cabowabo 4491]

Lol

[Michael Knight 12989]

Aw fuck

[Hate 20116]

Fuck.

[Wishbone 4762]

Fuck

[Hate 20116]

Goddamnit.

[YChang 3455]

well crud. ballgame 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1389]

WTF isn't Cole in there

[elfenix 34325]

harris been in too much

[Richter 2261]

Shoulda been Urquidy....