2019 Houston Astros Thread

[WBT 20397]

Nice send by the windmill

[tx 3 putt 76159]

Red Sox fielding has been HS level at times. That was an out with a good throw and catch 

[TonyTexas 10478]

Fuck. Now Diaz might be hurt. Altuve’s rehab assignment might be cut short.

[Rip76 4909]

Yep.  Hammy

[TonyTexas 10478]

Smooth or landing strip?

Ask her about drapes and curtains

[tx 3 putt 76159]

Damn, need to spend more time stretching 

[WBT 20397]

I still think we'd be better with Bregman at 2nd and Yuli at 3rd when Yuli and White are both in the game.

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

We need to fire our hamstring stretching guy.

[elfenix 34168]

I’m Sitting about 10ft from Julia today, anyone have any questions for her ?

Does she smell like peaches or strawberries?

[henrygandorf 29174]

and now your leadoff man, tyler white.

this is my nightmare.

[tx 3 putt 76159]

God Tyler white sucks 

[Player 4575]

Fuck off Tyler

[tx 3 putt 76159]

12 minutes ago, elfenix said:

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’m Sitting about 10ft from Julia today, anyone have any questions for her ?

Does she smell like peaches or strawberries?

Strawberries, not the heb kind, Whole Foods organic strawberries 

[tx 3 putt 76159]

Come on white !!!!!!!!!!

[WBT 20397]

So Cavan Biggio had his first hit today and is now 3 for 3 with 2 rbis including this 405 foot bomb:

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

So Cavan Biggio had his first hit today and is now 3 for 3 with 2 rbis including this 405 foot bomb:

 

His old man would do better at the plate than Tyler White.

[tx 3 putt 76159]

Good for Biggo !!!!!!

[Jshep34 2303]

Cavan for white and autographed craig biggio ball?

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[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

Welp, there’s the required Verlander home run out of the way.  Thankfully just a solo shot.

[TonyTexas 10478]

Our pitchers seem to give up a lot of solo homers. Which is better than the other kind. Any place to look this up?

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Yuli's play at 2B leaves a lot to be desired.

[Guest]

Stros wanna know when the cookout starts...

[rvm96 1643]

The Yuli and Tyler combo fails again 

[cabowabo 4449]

We'd be better off with White on second and Pina on 1st.

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

Yuli's play at 2B leaves a lot to be desired.

Yeah, that experiment needs to end.

[cabowabo 4449]

We've gone full retard.

[UDontKnow 10439]

What kind of fielding is that?

[henrygandorf 29174]

glad we won the first 2.

[UDontKnow 10439]

I miss Aledmys.

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

I wonder if Verlander called Chirinos out to the mound to tell him to get his shit together and put the signs down quicker?  That was a one way conversation and it looks like JV is frustrated having to step off the rubber so many times.

[Guest]

8 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

We'd be better off with White Ken Caminiti on second and Pina on 1st.

For sure.

[WBT 20397]

Why is Mike Stanton on my tv?

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

Not our day.

[Guest]

I’m glad these sleepwalking games are few and far between.

 

It’s bullshit wasting the effort by Verlander today.

[Scraps 13531]

Man yall give up way too easy

[henrygandorf 29174]

anyone see the stat showing all the top teams vs .500+ and .500- teams?  

minny/nyy were 8-8 and boston was 9-13.

we're 23-15, which means we've already played 38 games vs teams over .500 vs minny/nyy playing 16.  boston 22.

yay cubs series starts tomorrow.  we need to get healthy and start playing some shitty teams.

[Guest]

15 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Man yall give up way too easy

Not giving up.  Just going by what the Stros are doing.

Were those ABs in the bottom of the 7th a glimmer of hope?

I mean I am so fucking juiced because they were stellar fucking efforts.

Edited May 26, 2019 by slorch

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Name that Astro is Beltran

[UDontKnow 10439]

I hope Altuve gets back soon.

[rvm96 1643]

That was a ROUGH AB for Fisher 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

That was a fucking ball

[Telegraph_it 3353]

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

That was a fucking ball

Yea that’s not excusable. Important call there. Fuck you ump. 

[tx 3 putt 76159]

Valdez needs to be bundled in the Tyler white trade 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Yea that’s not excusable. Important call there. Fuck you ump. 

That was some grade A bullshit. We got to Barnes last night and had a chance again. Sometimes I hate the human element of baseball. Fucking ruined all the momentum we were building.

[Pods 7522]

Tyler White's parents got into it with some fans last night that were complaining about Tyler's weight. The dad apparently was saying he's hitting well and started spouting off stats. Don't know how you defend his hitting when his average is less than he weighs, but his dad gave it a go. 

For those wondering, his dad is fat, but mom isn't. 

[Guest]

yeah, he's a regular Tony fucking Gwynn

Edited May 26, 2019 by slorch

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

 

[tx 3 putt 76159]

Next man up !

[elfenix 34168]

Can we get a stretching program in this city?

[Guest]

They have a training staff.  

Hey motherfuckers, how ‘bout some preventative measures BEFORE the whole gotdam team is crippled. 

 

Running to first base when you’re 25...lolz. Are you fucking kidding me?

Edited May 26, 2019 by slorch