2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Hank Chinaski 6310]

 

[TonyTexas 10481]

I guess Tanielu would be the callup if Correa has to go on the IL. Move Bregs to short

[tx 3 putt 76296]

Carlos Correa not in lineup today because of rib soreness. He’s being evaluated my doctors. Jose Altuve came home from rehab assignment because of fatigue in right leg, which is the knee he had surgery.

[tx 3 putt 76296]

This is not good, fatigue in his right leg ?????

Edited May 28, 2019 by tx 3 putt

[henrygandorf 29174]

26 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Carlos Correa not in lineup today because of rib soreness. He’s being evaluated my doctors. Jose Altuve came home from rehab assignment because of fatigue in right leg, which is the knee he had surgery.

btw, this is the unfortunate answer to "why does altuve need a rehab assignment?"

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

What exactly does fatigue in the right leg mean? Soreness, discomfort, pain, etc. all make sense, but I am at a loss for what fatigue in a body part feels like.

[runthebone 7931]

I know this has risks, but I recommend having doctors combine Correa and Altuve's body parts into one possibly very asymmetric MVP and one person who is an All-Star for a 15 game stretch, which I choose to occur during the playoffs.

[henrygandorf 29174]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

I know this has risks, but I recommend having doctors combine Correa and Altuve's body parts into one possibly very asymmetric MVP and one person who is an All-Star for a 15 game stretch, which I choose to occur during the playoffs.

we have the technology.

[kevwun 15608]

26 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

What exactly does fatigue in the right leg mean? Soreness, discomfort, pain, etc. all make sense, but I am at a loss for what fatigue in a body part feels like.

I'd say it means he wasn't 100% to start the year which would explain why he started the season in a funk.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Watching the different tone and facial expressions Hinch had when talking about Correa's and Altuve's injuries, I got the feeling he wasnt happy with Correa. And also Hinch is a terrible liar.

[tx 3 putt 76296]

Martin needs to step up tonight 

[Gut Wagon 8052]

49 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I know this has risks, but I recommend having doctors combine Correa and Altuve's body parts into one possibly very asymmetric MVP and one person who is an All-Star for a 15 game stretch, which I choose to occur during the playoffs.

Sadly, Springer would be so mesmerized by this creation that he’d step off a curb and end up in a full body cast. 

[WBT 20411]

Oh lord, Great White is batting 5th tonight

[Jshep34 2303]

At what point does AJ and Luhnow just say enough all ready with Mr.Glass. if he cant stay healthy at 22 what makes anybody think he can at 28.

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[henrygandorf 29174]

how are we starting 4 lefties and reddick isn't one of them?

[kevwun 15608]

And why did they DH Bregman on a night that Correa, Altuve and Diaz are all out?  There's not a single average fielder at their position in the infield tonight.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

La pina!!!!!

[WBT 20411]

The Yuli!!

[tx 3 putt 76296]

good job yuli 

[TonyTexas 10481]

Terrible job White

[WBT 20411]

Shitty throw by Almora.  I think Brantley would have made it but that was just too shallow to send him.  

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Fucking White. So many ways to get Brantley home and he does that. 

[TonyTexas 10481]

AAA lineup rearing its ugly head

[tx 3 putt 76296]

That first pitch to mayfield was a ball, then he panicked 

[YChang 3430]

Aww man, so much for the quick lead.

[tx 3 putt 76296]

16 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

At what point does AJ and Luhnow just say enough all ready with Mr.Glass. if he cant stay healthy at 22 what makes anybody think he can at 28.

This act will not play out well for a big market team 

[tx 3 putt 76296]

Martin Is all over the place. When he’s in the zone, it’s bp 

[WBT 20411]

fucking aggy

[YChang 3430]

Is he over thinking again?

[tx 3 putt 76296]

Get the bullpen up 

[kevwun 15608]

They might as well let White pitch with the lineup tonight.

[thetruth 149]

Going to blame it on him wearing Tony Sipp's old number

[tx 3 putt 76296]

Martin can’t keep that ball from floating on him

 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Good job. Fucking aggy

[tx 3 putt 76296]

Throwing BP 

[cabowabo 4452]

Fuck this guy

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Fuck

[tx 3 putt 76296]

Mez could hit him tonight 

[Guadaloopy 10917]

 Are we done with the aggy yet?

[tx 3 putt 76296]

He needs to fake an injury, ASAP 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Good job. Fucking aggy

He got da groove workin’ ...

[maninblack 7974]

Bubble wrap Alex

[WBT 20411]

There you go kid

[tx 3 putt 76296]

Good job Stubbs !!!!!!!!!

[mbtex 683]

Already better than Stassi

[WBT 20411]

Stubbs's dad looks like the shaggier Buddy Ryan kid

Edited May 29, 2019 by WBT

[maninblack 7974]

Just now, mbtex said:

Already better than Stassi

Bring someone up to replace the fatty at first as well

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

I guess it's better than a homer

[Guadaloopy 10917]

 Go get him AJ  

[tx 3 putt 76296]

He’s all over the place