2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Hank Chinaski 6321]

 

[TonyTexas 10532]

I guess Tanielu would be the callup if Correa has to go on the IL. Move Bregs to short

[tx 3 putt 77481]

Carlos Correa not in lineup today because of rib soreness. He’s being evaluated my doctors. Jose Altuve came home from rehab assignment because of fatigue in right leg, which is the knee he had surgery.

[tx 3 putt 77481]

This is not good, fatigue in his right leg ?????

Edited May 28, 2019 by tx 3 putt

[henrygandorf 29195]

26 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Carlos Correa not in lineup today because of rib soreness. He’s being evaluated my doctors. Jose Altuve came home from rehab assignment because of fatigue in right leg, which is the knee he had surgery.

btw, this is the unfortunate answer to "why does altuve need a rehab assignment?"

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

What exactly does fatigue in the right leg mean? Soreness, discomfort, pain, etc. all make sense, but I am at a loss for what fatigue in a body part feels like.

[runthebone 8047]

I know this has risks, but I recommend having doctors combine Correa and Altuve's body parts into one possibly very asymmetric MVP and one person who is an All-Star for a 15 game stretch, which I choose to occur during the playoffs.

[henrygandorf 29195]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

I know this has risks, but I recommend having doctors combine Correa and Altuve's body parts into one possibly very asymmetric MVP and one person who is an All-Star for a 15 game stretch, which I choose to occur during the playoffs.

we have the technology.

[kevwun 15925]

26 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

What exactly does fatigue in the right leg mean? Soreness, discomfort, pain, etc. all make sense, but I am at a loss for what fatigue in a body part feels like.

I'd say it means he wasn't 100% to start the year which would explain why he started the season in a funk.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Watching the different tone and facial expressions Hinch had when talking about Correa's and Altuve's injuries, I got the feeling he wasnt happy with Correa. And also Hinch is a terrible liar.

[tx 3 putt 77481]

Martin needs to step up tonight 

[Gut Wagon 8087]

49 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I know this has risks, but I recommend having doctors combine Correa and Altuve's body parts into one possibly very asymmetric MVP and one person who is an All-Star for a 15 game stretch, which I choose to occur during the playoffs.

Sadly, Springer would be so mesmerized by this creation that he’d step off a curb and end up in a full body cast. 

[WBT 20670]

Oh lord, Great White is batting 5th tonight

[Jshep34 2321]

At what point does AJ and Luhnow just say enough all ready with Mr.Glass. if he cant stay healthy at 22 what makes anybody think he can at 28.

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[henrygandorf 29195]

how are we starting 4 lefties and reddick isn't one of them?

[kevwun 15925]

And why did they DH Bregman on a night that Correa, Altuve and Diaz are all out?  There's not a single average fielder at their position in the infield tonight.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

La pina!!!!!

[WBT 20670]

The Yuli!!

[tx 3 putt 77481]

good job yuli 

[TonyTexas 10532]

Terrible job White

[WBT 20670]

Shitty throw by Almora.  I think Brantley would have made it but that was just too shallow to send him.  

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Fucking White. So many ways to get Brantley home and he does that. 

[TonyTexas 10532]

AAA lineup rearing its ugly head

[tx 3 putt 77481]

That first pitch to mayfield was a ball, then he panicked 

[YChang 3462]

Aww man, so much for the quick lead.

[tx 3 putt 77481]

16 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

At what point does AJ and Luhnow just say enough all ready with Mr.Glass. if he cant stay healthy at 22 what makes anybody think he can at 28.

This act will not play out well for a big market team 

[tx 3 putt 77481]

Martin Is all over the place. When he’s in the zone, it’s bp 

[WBT 20670]

fucking aggy

[YChang 3462]

Is he over thinking again?

[tx 3 putt 77481]

Get the bullpen up 

[kevwun 15925]

They might as well let White pitch with the lineup tonight.

[thetruth 149]

Going to blame it on him wearing Tony Sipp's old number

[tx 3 putt 77481]

Martin can’t keep that ball from floating on him

 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Good job. Fucking aggy

[tx 3 putt 77481]

Throwing BP 

[cabowabo 4514]

Fuck this guy

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Fuck

[tx 3 putt 77481]

Mez could hit him tonight 

[Guadaloopy 11014]

 Are we done with the aggy yet?

[tx 3 putt 77481]

He needs to fake an injury, ASAP 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4781]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Good job. Fucking aggy

He got da groove workin’ ...

[maninblack 7974]

Bubble wrap Alex

[WBT 20670]

There you go kid

[tx 3 putt 77481]

Good job Stubbs !!!!!!!!!

[mbtex 683]

Already better than Stassi

[WBT 20670]

Stubbs's dad looks like the shaggier Buddy Ryan kid

Edited May 29, 2019 by WBT

[maninblack 7974]

Just now, mbtex said:

Already better than Stassi

Bring someone up to replace the fatty at first as well

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

I guess it's better than a homer

[Guadaloopy 11014]

 Go get him AJ  

[tx 3 putt 77481]

He’s all over the place