2019 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 76314]

Jake from Take Farm !!!!!!!

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Bregs!

[rvm96 1643]

Bregman!!!!!!!!

[tx 3 putt 76314]

Bregs !!!!!’

[Guest]

Bregman ties the Toy Cannon with 11 HR in the month of May.

Edited May 29, 2019 by slorch

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

There is just no way we can keep White on this team. Especially in the shape it's in.

[henrygandorf 29174]

2 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

There is just no way we can keep White on this team. Especially in the shape it's in.

what shape is that?

circular?

[tx 3 putt 76314]

we need to draft stubb's little brother 

[WBT 20415]

 

On 5/27/2019 at 3:46 PM, Scraps said:

And by cat i mean like Garfield. The fattest cat of them all

 

6 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

what shape is that?

circular?

 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

7 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

what shape is that?

circular?

White is definitely circular. Somebody make that guy a salad.

[UTexasFight 9376]

Jake (have a) Day

[elfenix 34171]

good job rook!

[tx 3 putt 76314]

stubbs has already outplayed stassi

dfa stassi tonight 

[WBT 20415]

Stassi about to get Wally Pipp'd

Edited May 29, 2019 by WBT

[tx 3 putt 76314]

stubbs needs to stop chasing those low balls too 

[tx 3 putt 76314]

if i was stubbs, id just retire. 1.000 batting average. he'd be a legend 

[tx 3 putt 76314]

hell yes fisher, show some trade value !!!!

fisher needs to be an everyday player, somewhere. he's good enough 

Edited May 29, 2019 by tx 3 putt

[perfectchaos007 6596]

The Roundrock Express Astros are playing very well!

[henrygandorf 29174]

god damn this is a scrappy bunch.

[tx 3 putt 76314]

Just now, henrygandorf said:

god damn this is a scrappy bunch.

 

i love it !!!!!!

[UTexasFight 9376]

Hey NL, our AAA team is beating your second best team.

You’re fucked if we make it to the Fall Classic

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Come on Bregs. The minor leaguers are hitting.

[henrygandorf 29174]

yikes that was the worst ab i've seen from bregs in 2 years.

[tx 3 putt 76314]

uncle mike !!!!!!

[elfenix 34171]

michael "double" brantley!

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Brantley is awesome

[WBT 20415]

Uncle Mike!

[YChang 3430]

Professional hitter

[Telegraph_it 3354]

Let’s just keep Altuve, Springer, and Correa rested until September. 

[Mez2 4021]

Michael Brantley is a motherfucking professional hitter 

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Hey NL, our AAA team is beating your second best team.

You’re fucked if we make it to the Fall Classic

Cubs announcers"  we're getting beat by the Astros B-team..."

 

Lolz.

[rvm96 1643]

Greatest FA signing ever 

[tx 3 putt 76314]

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

Michael Brantley is a motherfucking professional hitter 

he's a fucking man !!!

[henrygandorf 29174]

hearing stubbs' dad and then seeing our ragtag group throwing up a crooked number...getting dusty in here.

[kevwun 15617]

The minor league B team maybe.

[tx 3 putt 76314]

i hope stassi is month to month on his apt. same for white 

[Scraps 13539]

stubbs has already outplayed stassi
dfa stassi tonight 

Totally on board...as mentioned in previous weeks Stassis presence alone annoys me

[SimonBolivar 10911]

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

The minor league B team maybe.

Yeah no Alvarez or Tucker. Cubs aren't worthy of the RR Express A team.

Edited May 29, 2019 by SimonBolivar

[Guest]

Kemper...

Nice.

[tx 3 putt 76314]

nice play by kemp 

[Guest]

smellin salts for Blue...

[henrygandorf 29174]

if anyone finds the stubbs family interview online, please post.  my astros fan/usc buddy wanted to see it and isn't watching.

[Scraps 13539]

Bubble wrap Alex

.

[Guest]

I miss Charlie F'ing Morton.

 

I'll tough it out with Josh G.D. James for now.

 

Dealin... That slider is insane tonight.  and he just hit a beautiful pitch over the right field fence...

 

 

 

Edited May 29, 2019 by slorch

[Scraps 13539]

I miss Charlie F'ing Morton.
 
I'll tough it out with Josh G.D. James for now.
 
Dealin... That curve ball is insane tonight.
 
 
 

You were sayin...

[UDontKnow 10439]

Ugh Josh..come on.

[Wishbone 4731]

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

I miss Charlie F'ing Morton.

 

I'll tough it out with Josh G.D. James for now.

 

Dealin...

 

 

 

James in juuuust a bit long?

[rvm96 1643]

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

if anyone finds the stubbs family interview online, please post.  my astros fan/usc buddy wanted to see it and isn't watching.

I'm not watching the game, but these are the two tweets I found.

[Wishbone 4731]

Yep.

[Scraps 13539]

You were sayin...

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