2019 Houston Astros Thread

[TonyTexas 10798]

While i agree that CC is injury prone, I laugh at those here comparing physical demands of their everyday life to those of a professional athlete. The vast majority of posters here would pull a hammy on their first full out 40 yard dash. 

[Hank Chinaski 6363]

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

While i agree that CC is injury prone, I laugh at those here comparing physical demands of their everyday life to those of a professional athlete. The vast majority of posters here would pull a hammy on their first full out 40 yard dash. 

I mean, we could also compare him to a SS with a similar body type who played in Baltimore...

[cabowabo 4692]

I was buttfucking my fiancé in the shower and slipped and fell.  I'm not sure I'd categorize that as embarrassing.  

[henrygandorf 29230]

3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

While i agree that CC is injury prone, I laugh at those here comparing physical demands of their everyday life to those of a professional athlete. The vast majority of posters here would pull a hammy on their first full out 40 yard dash. 

if he injured himself playing baseball, you’d have a more convincing argument. that’s the whole point. 

[APMP 688]

i just don't understand how this happens to finely tuned athletes, assuming that's what this is.
i spent several years living on a fucking bus.  slept in weird places.  was drunk (or more) most of the time.  i fell down the stairs more than once.  i jumped out of a window.  i was as reckless and irresponsible as one could be while working.
and i barely got a scratch, much less a pulled muscle or broken bone.

Can you play second base?

[Telegraph_it 3388]

He was probably hurt filming the next HEB commercial. 

[henrygandorf 29230]

12 minutes ago, APMP said:

48 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i just don't understand how this happens to finely tuned athletes, assuming that's what this is.
i spent several years living on a fucking bus.  slept in weird places.  was drunk (or more) most of the time.  i fell down the stairs more than once.  i jumped out of a window.  i was as reckless and irresponsible as one could be while working.
and i barely got a scratch, much less a pulled muscle or broken bone.

Can you play second base?

i'm a great clubhouse guy.

[elfenix 34809]

22 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

I was buttfucking my fiancé in the shower and slipped and fell.  I'm not sure I'd categorize that as embarrassing.  

 when you come out of the closet it's best to come all the way out.

Edited May 29, 2019 by elfenix

[runthebone 8380]

30 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

I was buttfucking my fiancé in the shower and slipped and fell.  I'm not sure I'd categorize that as embarrassing.  

 

11 minutes ago, elfenix said:

 when you come out of the closet it's best to come all the way out.

Never has an e been so important. 

[thetruth 149]

Whitley to the DL. This is fucking comical 

[Mez2 4048]

50 minutes ago, APMP said:

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

i just don't understand how this happens to finely tuned athletes, assuming that's what this is.
i spent several years living on a fucking bus.  slept in weird places.  was drunk (or more) most of the time.  i fell down the stairs more than once.  i jumped out of a window.  i was as reckless and irresponsible as one could be while working.
and i barely got a scratch, much less a pulled muscle or broken bone.

Read more  

Can you play second base?

I can 

[cabowabo 4692]

Never has an e been so important. 

I would blame it on my new cell phone keyboard, but I'll admit, I didn't even know there were two words. Now him buttfucking a dude in the shower would be quite embarrassing.

[UTexasFight 9838]

NTTIAWWT

[Scraps 13814]

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[mbtex 697]

When can White do a HEB commercial.

[tx 3 putt 78845]

Astros placing top pitching prospect Forrest Whitley on the minor league 7 day IL (shoulder fatigue) and he will be heading to Florida to rehab.

[tx 3 putt 78845]

Whitley has been hurt every season since being drafted

very Correa like 

[tx 3 putt 78845]

More to come, but Astros GM Jeff Luhnow said Carlos Correa's fractured rib occurred at his house before he came to Minute Maid Park on Tuesday.

Luhnow said he was not at liberty to specify what exactly happened

— Chandler Rome (@Chandler_Rome)

[henrygandorf 29230]

i have a bad feeling tyler white is going to slip and fall onto bregman/brantley/verlander/cole/pressly's ankle.

best to cut him before that happens.

pets. heads. falling. off.

[tx 3 putt 78845]

It could be time to sacrifice a live chicken

the bucket of kfc white kills during pre game does not count 

Edited May 29, 2019 by tx 3 putt

[TonyTexas 10798]

Fatigue is the new discomfort

[HoustonFrog 368]

How can all these guys get hurt but White, the most out of shape, is totally fine?

[mbtex 697]

2 minutes ago, HoustonFrog said:

How can all these guys get hurt but White, the most out of shape, is totally fine?

Beer league strong

[tx 3 putt 78845]

12 minutes ago, HoustonFrog said:

How can all these guys get hurt but White, the most out of shape, is totally fine?

Built in bubble wrap 

[TonyTexas 10798]

I think I might need to go on the IL. I’m getting fatigued by the constant Tyler White fat jokes. 

[TonyTexas 10798]

We can win with this

[tx 3 putt 78845]

Straw taking ground balls at 2nd right now 

[Jshep34 2433]

Astros just trying to make it fair for rest of the AL West. Seriously though pretty sure Bagwell and Biggio have to got to be little disappointed in Mr Glass

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[HtownHorn 15236]

1 hour ago, HoustonFrog said:

How can all these guys get hurt but White, the most out of shape, is totally fine?

Same reason Kirk Johnson can't stay healthy, too. You need some fat to absorb and insulate the muscles. Over training is a big issue in sports. Baseball has a real problem right now with all the injuries.

[Jshep34 2433]

Says it happened from a massage at home

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[tx 3 putt 78845]

LuLz the real story will get out 

[Gourmand 7778]

Undefeated.

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[TonyTexas 10798]

I need to research this on Pornhub. Be back in 5

[Gourmand 7778]

[Gourmand 7778]

^^^Daniella's latest instagram post

[UTexasFight 9838]

“I sustained the rib fracture from a 9i to my rib cage from my fiancée during a massage from someone other than my fiancée at my home on Tuesday. To sustain an injury in such an unusual way makes it even more frustrating. However, I will work hard to get back on the field as quickly as possible to help our team...”

[Mez2 4048]

What a bitch. Both of them

[tx 3 putt 78845]

Awesome humble brag about a threesome !!!!!!

[tx 3 putt 78845]

Fucking cub fans even invaded ninfas !!!!!

[henrygandorf 29230]

glad correa thinks this is "frustrating".

[texashorne 1195]

Aren't they supposed to get massages at the clubhouse?

[Honeysucklerose 1008]

There sure is more to this story.

[Hank Chinaski 6363]

ahahaha - Correa fractured a rib getting a massage. 

That's...perfect. Classic Correa. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

 

[runthebone 8380]

He needs to talk to Bob Kraft.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4921]

3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

I think I might need to go on the IL. I’m getting fatigued by the constant Tyler White fat jokes. 

Jokes?

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

I'm getting a Tiger Woods ex wife with the 9 iron vibe from this...Daniella found out about the roadie side piece. 

[Scraps 13814]

New purchase?

[gecko 1104]

[cabowabo 4692]

He couldn’t come up with a better story than that? He’s a good player, but overrated and obviously injury prone. Hopefully we can trade him at some point and get something in return. He’s got New York Yankee written all over him, so he probably won’t re-sign with the Astros anyway.