2019 Houston Astros Thread

[henrygandorf 29174]

6 minutes ago, gecko said:

 

biggest lie?  no.

most obvious lie?  possibly.

[cabowabo 4452]

So, Correa didn’t play Monday or Tuesday. Was he in the dugout on those days?  

[UTPhil2006 3791]

3 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

So, Correa didn’t play Monday or Tuesday. Was he in the dugout on those days?  

Yes

[Scraps 13542]

He was monday. Was getting checked by docs tuesday because thats when it happened

[cabowabo 4452]

So, looks like Monday was really an off day for him, and then he got his ass kicked by his ho sometime on Tuesday. Probably has bruises on his face, so he sure as hell can’t be in the dugout for a few days. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

 

1 hour ago, texashorne said:

Aren't they supposed to get massages at the clubhouse?

Maybe it was an Amarillo Bi morning massage?  pm Jeter & Posada

Edited May 30, 2019 by clapclapclap

[DaysOff 7851]

Made of glass.

[TexArcher 37508]

Man, I'm so done with Correa at this point.  I have no faith he'll ever again play more than 120 games in a season.

[TexArcher 37508]

Nice start.  God damn.

[tx 3 putt 76351]

Damn you Bryant !!!!

[Limp Brisket 546]

Meh, it sucks not having the guys that are out but there is some seriously positive things happening with the team and during it all they just  keep winning series.  

[TonyTexas 10482]

I’ve asked this before but didn’t get an answer. Does anyone know where you can find a HR stat showing how many solo, 1 run etc home runs a staff has given up? We give up a lot a solo homers.

[Scraps 13542]

I think 50 solo shots and 22 with men on. Not sure that counts tonight

[TexArcher 37508]

Oh, man, that's not good.

[tx 3 putt 76351]

Did a fan get hit ?

[kevwun 15643]

Saw someone in the stands near the person pointing for help to come.  Must have been bad.

[Lat22 3994]

Yes. Apparently in the head.

[DoobieWah 1411]

Yeah but I didn't see it.

Almora was the hitter and it obviously shook him up pretty badly.

[TexArcher 37508]

Broadcasters sounded like it might have been a kid.

[Jshep34 2304]

Damn hope all is ok

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[henrygandorf 29174]

fucking yuli.  come on.

[Limp Brisket 546]

When Bregman went you’d think Brantley would’ve gone.

[Rip76 4914]

Bregman ok?

[Southernthunder 38]

Shit. I rewinded it and it was too fast to see what happened but I saw a dad with what looked like a toddler stand up and people around him yelling for help. Fuck. I’m not going to rewind it again to look. 

[Anastasis 23394]

Damn that must have been a brutal foul ball. 

[Limp Brisket 546]

Holy shit

[henrygandorf 29174]

jesus almora.  i hope they get some positive news about that kid and i hope that news gets to almora quickly.

[Limp Brisket 546]

Exactly, he knows how hard he hit it and must’ve saw it.  Dude...

[APMP 685]

This infuriates me to no end. It's two thousand freaking 19. There are a million netting possibilities that can save a life and barely obstruct the view. Somebody needs to do it first, and out may as well be the Astros.

[Limp Brisket 546]

I was just laughing at the Fenway nets during our series there.

[tx 3 putt 76351]

T wizzle needs some oxygen 

[UDontKnow 10439]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

T wizzle needs some oxygen 

Lol why did he leave 2nd base?!

[cabowabo 4452]

White is a fucking Major League Baseball player, and yet he cannot maintain an acceptable playing weight. Fatass.

[TexArcher 37508]

5 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

Exactly, he knows how hard he hit it and must’ve saw it.  Dude...

Yeah, he tracked that ball and they showed his reaction as he saw it.  Dude is devastated.

They can tell him, "it's not your fault, it happens" all they want, and it's true, but there's no consoling him.  He needs the rest of the night off.

[TonyTexas 10482]

Did a fan get hit ?

Thanks. Where did you find that?

[tx 3 putt 76351]

https://deadspin.com/foul-ball-appears-to-injure-young-child-at-astros-cubs-1835108857/amp

damn that was horrible. Even charinos was shook up 

Edited May 30, 2019 by tx 3 putt

[UDontKnow 10439]

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, he tracked that ball and they showed his reaction as he saw it.  Dude is devastated.

They can tell him, "it's not your fault, it happens" all they want, and it's true, but there's no consoling him.  He needs the rest of the night off.

 

[TonyTexas 10482]

36 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I think 50 solo shots and 22 with men on. Not sure that counts tonight

Thanks. Where did you find that?

[Pibald 18]

CSB/ I saw a kid get hit hard in the terrible home loss against KC in the 2015 playoffs. Salvador Perez fouled one off over the home dugout a few rows up and hit a kid in the chest or neck. The crowd went silent (playoff baseball crowd) and the kid’s dad hauled ass up the stairs with the unconscious kid in his arms. Play stopped briefly, but not as long as just now. All the players just stood and watched. Terrifying. 

Despite the magnitude of the loss, my only concern post game was that the kid was ok. Found on the interweb later that he was ok. /csb

Edited May 30, 2019 by Pibald
Apostrophe

[Scraps 13542]

Thanks. Where did you find that?

Baseball reference....just takes alot of boredom fucking around with it to learn how to get to the splits etc

[Mez2 4021]

Everyone is dead

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Let’s bean schwarber when he comes up this inning.

[tx 3 putt 76351]

That little kid is tougher than Correa 

 

too soon ?

[TexArcher 37508]

I know Hendricks didn't mean those bean balls, but do we plunk one of theirs?

[Limp Brisket 546]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

That little kid is tougher than Correa 

 

too soon ?

Not at all.

[tx 3 putt 76351]

Make Devo Great Again !!!

[Limp Brisket 546]

Fucking Devo, man.

Edited May 30, 2019 by Limp Brisket

[tx 3 putt 76351]

Fucking Garfield not covering 1st !!!!!!!!!

[Jshep34 2304]

Glad to hear preliminary reports she will be ok. Lilshep has been going out trying to catch homerun baseballs. I dont like idea to much of it. Due to fear of something like that happening.

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[cabowabo 4452]

When are we gonna DFA Devenski?