2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Telegraph_it 3354]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

white is so fucking off balance up there, fuck me 

I really thought he pulled a hammy on that last swing. 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Nice base running.  We’d score a lot more runs if we never attempted to steal and never got more than 3 feet away on lead offs.  

[Limp Brisket 546]

The whole thing was embarrassing.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

1 minute ago, slorch said:

3rd  graders run the bases better than these fuckers.

 

So frustrating given the level of alleged coaching and talent.

It’s been shit for 5 years.  They need to let each of these fucks spend a week each with Bagwell on base running.  

[Scraps 13542]

Not a good pitch bruh

[tx 3 putt 76368]

white is like a cat out there !!!!

[Scraps 13542]

No way. Garfield like skills!!!

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Goddam that HEB commercial curse 

[Mez2 4021]

47 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

white is so fucking off balance up there, fuck me 

You saw my post right? 

[tx 3 putt 76368]

it's a grind tonight 

[Victor Lazlo 1762]

Damn, this lineup sucks donkey balls. 

Running the Great Fat Shark out there every night is criminal. 

[UTexasFight 9380]

Finally

[tx 3 putt 76368]

got one back 

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Damn, this lineup sucks donkey balls. 
Running the Great Fat Shark out there every night is criminal. 

He is freaking awful.

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Damn, this lineup sucks donkey balls. 
Running the Great Fat Shark out there every night is criminal. 

He is freaking awful.

[Victor Lazlo 1762]

That got damn left side flying open  in Fatso’s swing should have been corrected weeks ago. 

Someone, I think mez, earlier mentioned left side opening and shoulder dropping. Exactly right. 

Nice. He sucked out a walk. Fiers was stupid not to challenge him. Good for us.  

[tx 3 putt 76368]

straw baby !!!!!!

 

white would have easily scored, had he been left on base 

Edited June 1, 2019 by tx 3 putt

[thetruth 149]

Holy fuck Straw is fast

[Scraps 13542]

Thanks Bob

[HtownHorn 14486]

Straw can really run.

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Fantastic straw! And Stanton annoys me. Why does he always have a baseball?? We know what f’in sport we are watching.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Jack WillField

[tx 3 putt 76368]

mayfield !!!!!!!

 

the pride of del rio, tx !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Edited June 1, 2019 by tx 3 putt

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Correa would have broken his ribs laying out for that one.

Oh, wait.

[Victor Lazlo 1762]

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

white would have easily scored, had he been left on base 

[tx 3 putt 76368]

damn that was a scrappy inning !!!

[thetruth 149]

Round Rock is keeping the Stros in this fucking game. 

[Mez2 4021]

White marwin!

[UTexasFight 9380]

Mayfield gonna Wally Pipp Correa!

(Ok maybe not, but damn helluva nice play by the okie)

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Heck yeah, Fish!

[tx 3 putt 76368]

hell yes fisher !!!!!!!!!

[elfenix 34171]

Fisher! Up that trade bait!

[tx 3 putt 76368]

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

Fisher! Up that trade bait!

hell yes. he needs to be playing every day (somewhere else) 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Lulz, not sure about that celebration....

[Mez2 4021]

Am I on a TV delay? Wtf

[clapclapclap 9000]

Are we playing the Cubs?

[Victor Lazlo 1762]

9 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Mayfield gonna Wally Pipp Correa!

(Ok maybe not, but damn helluva nice play by the okie)

That Mayfield play gave me flashbacks to Walt Weiss in the1999 playoffs, I think. 

We would have been in the series if that ball would have gotten through. 

Edited June 1, 2019 by Victor Lazlo

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

 

[Scraps 13542]

Gurriel beat that shit. Fuck you ump. And fuck you chapman

[tx 3 putt 76368]

good call 

[tx 3 putt 76368]

mayfield is a machine out there !!!

[Honeysucklerose 957]

This defense. Love it

[tx 3 putt 76368]

damn this line up is scrappy !!!

[HtownHorn 14486]

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

hell yes. he needs to be playing every day (somewhere else) 

Or he could replace White.

[Mez2 4021]

Black Altuve 

[UTexasFight 9380]

Were gonna fuck around and land MadBum for Fisher and a couple of others, aren’t we?

Man, something about Fisher looks different this year....and I like it

[tx 3 putt 76368]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Were gonna fuck around and land MadBum for Fisher and a couple of others, aren’t we?

Man, something about Fisher looks different this year....and I like it

he's a poor man's jake marisnick 

the guy has it, just needs to put it all together, maybe batting every day is what he needs 

[Planet Houston 4923]

Man, this defense tonight. 

[Victor Lazlo 1762]

Nice AB by Chirinos. 

 

[elfenix 34171]

Astros win!