2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Planet Houston 4923]

Goddammit. That move was a Baduan, AJ. Fuck. 

[UDontKnow 10439]

Why can't our fat fuck get RBIs like their fat fuck?

[WBT 20418]

Fucking dumb bringing in James and Guduan in high leverage spots.  I blame putt.

 

[Scraps 13542]

Why would we call up this loser?

Why would we actually pitch this loser?

[Guadaloopy 10921]

Welp.  That was not ideal.  Still a lot of baseball to play tonight.  

[MAROON 445]

Tyler White is envious of Vogelbach’s conditioning 

[henrygandorf 29174]

fucking walks, man.

[UDontKnow 10439]

Reymin's call up might end up like this

[UTexasFight 9379]

I get you can’t use your best bullpen arms every time you’re in a close and tight game, but I still hate the days you have to use the back end of the pen to get you through a game you have a chance to win.

[WBT 20418]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

I get you can’t use your best bullpen arms every time you’re in a close and tight game, but I still hate the days you have to use the back end of the pen to get you through a game you have a chance to win.

Letting Miley try to get out of the jam was a better option.  Still plenty of game left though

[thetruth 149]

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I get you can’t use your best bullpen arms every time you’re in a close and tight game, but I still hate the days you have to use the back end of the pen to get you through a game you have a chance to win.

Losing Collin and Smith has been big. 

[UDontKnow 10439]

Lol at pinch hitting our fat fuck in response to Seattle doing the same last inning. What are you doing Hinch?!

[Scraps 13542]

Hinch hates us. All that now White ph. Fuck me

We see your fatboy and raise you a Tyler White

[Guadaloopy 10921]

Jake’s gonna run into one here.  

[henrygandorf 29174]

walking tyler white seems like a bold strategy to start off an inning.

[UDontKnow 10439]

Just now, Scraps said:

Hinch hates us. All that now White ph. Fuck me

We see your fatboy and raise you a Tyler White

But wait...he was walked.

But there's still more...Straw Man pinch running from first with the rest of the bases open!

[WBT 20418]

Leadoff walk to Tyler White.  That has to make Servais happy 

[Jshep34 2304]

Why pitch run straw for white. White is fastest person on the planet

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[WBT 20418]

How about a double steal

[Guadaloopy 10921]

1 minute ago, Jshep34 said:

Why pitch run straw for white. White is fastest person on the planet

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I don’t think we’re talking about eating chicken wings here.   

[henrygandorf 29174]

seems like a bunt out of fisher would work here.

[Scraps 13542]

Bunt

[Scraps 13542]

God dammit Hinch didnt read the thread the other day when i said bunt with Fisher.


He better move these dudes over or get them in

[Guadaloopy 10921]

Second worst place for a catcher to take a foul.  

[perfectchaos007 6596]

atta boy Fisch

[UTexasFight 9379]

Fisher upping that trade value!

[UDontKnow 10439]

Fisher says fuck bunting...Seattle's defense sucks ass.

[thetruth 149]

Round Rock holding their own against Seattle again. 

[Scraps 13542]

Ok fisher i see you

[Planet Houston 4923]

There’s that White-Straw-Marisnick-Fisher combo we all knew would deliver this year!!!

[henrygandorf 29174]

3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

seems like a bunt swinging away out of fisher would work here.

smort, hg, smort.

[Scraps 13542]

Shed Long needs to retire and go to his calling.....porn

[perfectchaos007 6596]

I wonder if Straw is faster than prime Willie Tavares

[UTexasFight 9379]

Round Rock holding their own against Seattle again. 

To be fair, the Tacoma Rainers would be better competition than Seattle

[WBT 20418]

So with superjack and white out of the game, does stubbs come in...at 1st? Or do we give up the dh?

[UTexasFight 9379]

Tucker homered for Round Rock

Now 17 for him
22 for Alvarez if your keeping score at home

[Planet Houston 4923]

Safe

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Safe

[UTexasFight 9379]

Safe

[perfectchaos007 6596]

thats a tough one

[UTexasFight 9379]

thats a tough one

If youre blind

 

Bag from his foot moves before glove hits the leg

[Planet Houston 4923]

Wow, can’t believe we didn’t get fucked. 

[UTexasFight 9379]

Is there any doubt what is about to happen here?

 

 

Edit: I was thinking 3 run homer

I’ll settle for swinging safety squeeze bunt

[Rimbo 25778]

BERGMAR

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Is there any doubt what is about to happen here?

sac ground out RBI?

Edited June 5, 2019 by perfectchaos007

[WBT 20418]

A pitch out ana an international walk this inning.  What year is this?

[Scraps 13542]

So with superjack and white out of the game, does stubbs come in...at 1st? Or do we give up the dh?

Reddick has played 1st. Straw can go to OF...yuli to 3rd...breg to SS

[WBT 20418]

Just now, Scraps said:

7 minutes ago, WBT said:

So with superjack and white out of the game, does stubbs come in...at 1st? Or do we give up the dh?

Reddick has played 1st. Straw can go to OF...yuli to 3rd...breg to SS

Yeah, that makes sense.  I'm an idoit

[UTexasFight 9379]

A pitch out ana an international walk this inning.  What year is this?

Hahaha
Exactly what I was thinking.

Mariners are stuck in the ‘90s...also the last time they won a game

[elfenix 34171]

Really demoralizing if you're an Ms fan