2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Planet Houston 4930]

Goddammit. That move was a Baduan, AJ. Fuck. 

[UDontKnow 10447]

Why can't our fat fuck get RBIs like their fat fuck?

[WBT 20662]

Fucking dumb bringing in James and Guduan in high leverage spots.  I blame putt.

 

[Scraps 13570]

Why would we call up this loser?

Why would we actually pitch this loser?

[Guadaloopy 11013]

Welp.  That was not ideal.  Still a lot of baseball to play tonight.  

[MAROON 445]

Tyler White is envious of Vogelbach’s conditioning 

[henrygandorf 29194]

fucking walks, man.

[UDontKnow 10447]

Reymin's call up might end up like this

[UTexasFight 9528]

I get you can’t use your best bullpen arms every time you’re in a close and tight game, but I still hate the days you have to use the back end of the pen to get you through a game you have a chance to win.

[WBT 20662]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

I get you can’t use your best bullpen arms every time you’re in a close and tight game, but I still hate the days you have to use the back end of the pen to get you through a game you have a chance to win.

Letting Miley try to get out of the jam was a better option.  Still plenty of game left though

[thetruth 149]

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I get you can’t use your best bullpen arms every time you’re in a close and tight game, but I still hate the days you have to use the back end of the pen to get you through a game you have a chance to win.

Losing Collin and Smith has been big. 

[UDontKnow 10447]

Lol at pinch hitting our fat fuck in response to Seattle doing the same last inning. What are you doing Hinch?!

[Scraps 13570]

Hinch hates us. All that now White ph. Fuck me

We see your fatboy and raise you a Tyler White

[Guadaloopy 11013]

Jake’s gonna run into one here.  

[henrygandorf 29194]

walking tyler white seems like a bold strategy to start off an inning.

[UDontKnow 10447]

Just now, Scraps said:

Hinch hates us. All that now White ph. Fuck me

We see your fatboy and raise you a Tyler White

But wait...he was walked.

But there's still more...Straw Man pinch running from first with the rest of the bases open!

[WBT 20662]

Leadoff walk to Tyler White.  That has to make Servais happy 

[Jshep34 2320]

Why pitch run straw for white. White is fastest person on the planet

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[WBT 20662]

How about a double steal

[Guadaloopy 11013]

1 minute ago, Jshep34 said:

Why pitch run straw for white. White is fastest person on the planet

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I don’t think we’re talking about eating chicken wings here.   

[henrygandorf 29194]

seems like a bunt out of fisher would work here.

[Scraps 13570]

Bunt

[Scraps 13570]

God dammit Hinch didnt read the thread the other day when i said bunt with Fisher.


He better move these dudes over or get them in

[Guadaloopy 11013]

Second worst place for a catcher to take a foul.  

[perfectchaos007 6677]

atta boy Fisch

[UTexasFight 9528]

Fisher upping that trade value!

[UDontKnow 10447]

Fisher says fuck bunting...Seattle's defense sucks ass.

[thetruth 149]

Round Rock holding their own against Seattle again. 

[Scraps 13570]

Ok fisher i see you

[Planet Houston 4930]

There’s that White-Straw-Marisnick-Fisher combo we all knew would deliver this year!!!

[henrygandorf 29194]

3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

seems like a bunt swinging away out of fisher would work here.

smort, hg, smort.

[Scraps 13570]

Shed Long needs to retire and go to his calling.....porn

[perfectchaos007 6677]

I wonder if Straw is faster than prime Willie Tavares

[UTexasFight 9528]

Round Rock holding their own against Seattle again. 

To be fair, the Tacoma Rainers would be better competition than Seattle

[WBT 20662]

So with superjack and white out of the game, does stubbs come in...at 1st? Or do we give up the dh?

[UTexasFight 9528]

Tucker homered for Round Rock

Now 17 for him
22 for Alvarez if your keeping score at home

[Planet Houston 4930]

Safe

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Safe

[UTexasFight 9528]

Safe

[perfectchaos007 6677]

thats a tough one

[UTexasFight 9528]

thats a tough one

If youre blind

 

Bag from his foot moves before glove hits the leg

[Planet Houston 4930]

Wow, can’t believe we didn’t get fucked. 

[UTexasFight 9528]

Is there any doubt what is about to happen here?

 

 

Edit: I was thinking 3 run homer

I’ll settle for swinging safety squeeze bunt

[Rimbo 26071]

BERGMAR

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Is there any doubt what is about to happen here?

sac ground out RBI?

Edited June 5, 2019 by perfectchaos007

[WBT 20662]

A pitch out ana an international walk this inning.  What year is this?

[Scraps 13570]

So with superjack and white out of the game, does stubbs come in...at 1st? Or do we give up the dh?

Reddick has played 1st. Straw can go to OF...yuli to 3rd...breg to SS

[WBT 20662]

Just now, Scraps said:

7 minutes ago, WBT said:

So with superjack and white out of the game, does stubbs come in...at 1st? Or do we give up the dh?

Reddick has played 1st. Straw can go to OF...yuli to 3rd...breg to SS

Yeah, that makes sense.  I'm an idoit

[UTexasFight 9528]

A pitch out ana an international walk this inning.  What year is this?

Hahaha
Exactly what I was thinking.

Mariners are stuck in the ‘90s...also the last time they won a game

[elfenix 34332]

Really demoralizing if you're an Ms fan