2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13570]

I cant fap to this

[FondrenRoad 4378]

It's like watching Mariners batting practice. 

[DaysOff 7969]

Tomorrow is JV day.

[HtownHorn 14763]

Luhnow, the Giants have a wealth of pitching talent in their bullpen.

[runthebone 8029]

That was crushed.  

[tx 3 putt 77336]

this is getting ugly 

[UTexasFight 9523]

Start a new streak with JV

Goodnight, gents

[Scraps 13570]

That landed in Vancouver

[FondrenRoad 4378]

Rodgers is fucking terrible. 

[Scraps 13570]

I CAN fap to Vogelfat and T wizzles titties though

[HtownHorn 14763]

Should have pulled the trigger on that trade they had for White.

[Scraps 13570]

Blum has some of the dumbest dad jokes

[Scraps 13570]

Rodgers blows

[tx 3 putt 77336]

shit's about to get real 

[Guadaloopy 11012]

Rodgers just Thanos snapped the Astros run differential.  

[Scraps 13570]

Those of yall that bailed are missing fucking White pitch

[tx 3 putt 77336]

go Garfield go !!!

[Guadaloopy 11012]

So glad I’m up for this.  He works Miley fast, too.  

[Scraps 13570]

Andddd homer 1st batter

[UTexasFight 9523]

shit's about to get real 

Real, real, real bad

[Guadaloopy 11012]

He’s hit one and given up one this year.  

[UTexasFight 9523]

That shift ain’t gonna help you there

[Guadaloopy 11012]

Oh please please please let him get a K.  

[UTexasFight 9523]

White has value at making sure there are no leftovers to clean up at postgame spread and finishing up 12 run blowouts

[Guadaloopy 11012]

AWESOME!

[Scraps 13570]

Our very own Fartolo Colon

[tx 3 putt 77336]

rack up that K !!!!!!!!

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

K was worth staying up. HAHA

[UTexasFight 9523]

White leading off.
how many times have you seen it. PPP and then...

[Guadaloopy 11012]

That was as much fun as you can have on a night like this.  

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

HR here please 

[UTexasFight 9523]

we’ve used 4 pitchers tonight, and sadly T White’s season ERA is better than all but one of them.

[Rimbo 26052]

well... shit.

Edited June 6, 2019 by Rimbo

[Guadaloopy 11012]

Those game 3 blues.  

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Thank God that's over

[tx 3 putt 77336]

win the series tomorrow 

[Mez2 4025]

Fell asleep, did we win? 

[kevwun 15856]

I went to bed when it was 2-1.  That was not a pleasant surprise.

[Mez2 4025]

Just caught up,  I don't think we tried our best

[Horn80 6131]

Spit my coffee out when I saw the score this morning.

[Gourmand 7774]

Did watch, can confirm that sucked

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[jkates 316]

Day baseball today. Chance to quickly get back in the W column.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

I'm ready for Brady Rodgers 

I've seen enough from Martin, he's not quite ready. If we're gonna bring up Brady Rogers, maybe we see what he can do? 

Welp...cross him off

[Dennis Taylor 18853]

15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

I think he signs. Lamar has a horrible team. He’ll play second 

and it's in Beaumont.  

[tx 3 putt 77336]

Any Houston day drinkers for today’s game ?

[henrygandorf 29194]

3 hours ago, kevwun said:

I went to bed when it was 2-1.  That was not a pleasant surprise.

this is what happens when you guys let me handle things all by myself.  i cannot be trusted.

[HtownHorn 14763]

Crazy thing is White was the most effective reliever used last night.

[runthebone 8029]

The important thing to remember is that last night's run differential beatdown will only cost us one in the almost-as-important loss column.

[UTPhil2006 3809]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Any Houston day drinkers for today’s game ?

Think they'll put it on at title?

[UDontKnow 10447]

I regret falling asleep early last night. I missed our Fat Fuck getting a chance on the mound.

Hinch really means it when he wants versatile players.

You know it's a fucking shame when Tyler White has a better stat line than Reymin Guduan. What happened to Cionel Perez?