2019 Houston Astros Thread

[ERhine 1894]

Effortless.

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Fat Albers not enjoying his nostalgia tour.  

[Scraps 13532]

Fore!!!!!

[Scraps 13532]

Fore!!!!!

Or should I say Foredon?

*rimshot*

[Tommy Nobis 905]

That’s pure strength to hit that one out.

[rvm96 1643]

His first 2 home runs of his career on changeups. I would not have been able to predict that.

[Guadaloopy 10903]

“Knock down 8-iron.”

[henrygandorf 29174]

someone did not like trailing tyler white in homer total.

[Scraps 13532]

Yordan said "Nice haircut bitch"

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Y’all ‘member that time when Tyler White tore it up his first week in the bigs?

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

 

[WBT 20401]

First player in Astros history to homer on each of his first two games 

[UTexasFight 9370]

I love our new shiny toy

[WBT 20401]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

I love our new shiny toy

I'm glad he didn't get off to a Bregman/Tucker start

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Y’all ‘member that time when Tyler White tore it up his first week in the bigs?

Fat boy is going back down for good when we get healthy and he’s no longer needed.

[Wishbone 4731]

So..........Yordan is on pace for 97 homers this year?

[Guest]

Yard-on

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

 

Fat boy is going back down for good when we get healthy and he’s no longer needed.

 

You mean put on waivers?

[Scraps 13532]

So..........Yordan is on pace for 97 homers this year?

I know that is correct math but i am going to go ahead and factor in the 10 2 homer games, 2 3 homer games, and 1 4 homer game and say the real pace is 114

[Tommy Nobis 905]

You mean put on waivers?

Whatever it takes. Although I wish he’d go on a tear to up his trade value.

[Wishbone 4731]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

4 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

So..........Yordan is on pace for 97 homers this year?

I know that is correct math but i am going to go ahead and factor in the 10 2 homer games, 2 3 homer games, and 1 4 homer game and say the real pace is 114

Hinch will fuck it up with days off.

Edited June 12, 2019 by Wishbone

[tx 3 putt 76170]

#legend 

[tx 3 putt 76170]

28k+ $1 hot dogs sold so far tonight 

[Wishbone 4731]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

28k+ $1 hot dogs sold so far tonight 

Thanks Nolan.

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

This ump is awful.

[FondrenRoad 4378]

8 minutes ago, Scraps said:

10 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

So..........Yordan is on pace for 97 homers this year?

I know that is correct math but i am going to go ahead and factor in the 10 2 homer games, 2 3 homer games, and 1 4 homer game and say the real pace is 114

Nothing less than 2000 over his career. 

[Guadaloopy 10903]

12 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

 

Fat boy is going back down for good when we get healthy and he’s no longer needed.

 

I can 100% guarantee that won’t happen.  

[TonyTexas 10478]

28k+ $1 hot dogs sold so far tonight 

Cmon guys. All of y’all constantly spew tired Tyler White jokes and you don’t pounce on this t-ball. Shame on you.

[tx 3 putt 76170]

That was deep 

[Wishbone 4731]

Dammit man.

[elfenix 34168]

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

28k+ $1 hot dogs sold so far tonight 

did you take out a second mortgage?

[Guadaloopy 10903]

That wouldn’t have been out of a lot of parks...

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

That was deep 

440 according to ESPN

[Wishbone 4731]

6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

That wouldn’t have been out of a lot of parks...

Can you think of one it would nave been?

Edit: Read your post wrong. I guess I’m asking what park holds a 440 ft. bomb to right field? Or is my sarcasm meter broken?

Edited June 12, 2019 by Wishbone

[Wishbone 4731]

Good. He’s done enough.

[henrygandorf 29174]

4 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

That wouldn’t have been out of a lot of parks...

name one.

[TonyTexas 10478]

Don’t often see Yelich look stupid.

[tx 3 putt 76170]

Good job Harris 

[Scraps 13532]

Yordan up....don't leave your seats

[Scraps 13532]

I know hearing Berkman bitch about it everytime is old, but good fucking lord this ump has been calling some bullllllllshit strikes

[Wishbone 4731]

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Don’t often see Yelich look stupid.

Need some context here.

[tx 3 putt 76170]

He’s all Over the place 

[Victor Lazlo 1742]

Another professional AB by Alvarez. 

Good walk

[TonyTexas 10478]

Need some context here.

Harris had him chase strike 3 in the dirt.

[elfenix 34168]

chorizo!

[Wishbone 4731]

BOOOOOOM!

[Scraps 13532]

All star

[tx 3 putt 76170]

Charinos !!!!!!!

[tx 3 putt 76170]

All Star, no doubt 

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Not that we need him right now, but as much as Springer is jumping around during home run celebrations, he should be about ready