2019 Houston Astros Thread

[elfenix 34238]

Even slower live

[Wishbone 4759]

Lol! A double for White.

[Wishbone 4759]

Verlander bunt? Oops, forgot he’s not up.

Edited June 19, 2019 by Wishbone

[elfenix 34238]

Jesus Christ

[Scraps 13561]

Swinging away??? Lolz. Dumb shit

[rvm96 1643]

Why...

[clapclapclap 9000]

48 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

I think she'd rather sign balls than eat another bite of Skyline Chili.  She did not like it.

Does anyone besides Ohio mouthbreathers like that cinnamon cocoa meat spaghetti?

 

21 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Julia has abandoned Scraps for Graeters ice cream in the booth.

Their Black Cherry Chocolate Chip is the best thing to come out of Cincy since WKRP, and most Texas Krogers have it.

[tx 3 putt 76933]

Glad to see that restraining order has expired 

 

did she sign it ‘ws champs’ ?

[rvm96 1643]

Lets go Uncle Mike and Yordan!!!!!!!

[Scraps 13561]

Glad to see that restraining order has expired 
 
did she sign it ‘ws champs’ ?

No she put "i wear no panties"

[Scraps 13561]

God dammit is he out?

[Wishbone 4759]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Glad to see that restraining order has expired 
 
did she sign it ‘ws champs’ ?

No she put "i wear no panties"

No room number?

[Scraps 13561]

Fuck this road trip

[David Dennison 18856]

Does it just seem we're the worst base running team in the league?

[rvm96 1643]

Damn, I thought that was a home run

[elfenix 34238]

So slow

[Wishbone 4759]

Chris Farley with 2 doubles tonight, lol!

[Scraps 13561]

Verlander done. Reddick gonna ph at the moment

[Scraps 13561]

Oh well reddick ph now.....new he was getting ready

[elfenix 34238]

Verlander not done

[Scraps 13561]

Yeah since we blow at hitting he can come back out

[Scraps 13561]

Lol some astros fan in their diamond club just came and gave me free Texas Roadhouse peanuts.. fuck the system

[elfenix 34238]

Damnit

 

Edit: strobing the lights for a HR is pretty cool

[rvm96 1643]

Bregman seems due for a hit

[elfenix 34238]

Bregman seems due for a hit

Are you a wizard?

[tx 3 putt 76933]

bregsit !!!!

Edited June 19, 2019 by tx 3 putt

[rvm96 1643]

3 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Bregman seems due for a hit

Let's go!!!!!!!!!!

[UTHornFan014 710]

Bregman seems due for a hit

Good call

[Scraps 13561]

Damnit
 
Edit: strobing the lights for a HR is pretty cool

Missed the Bregman homer due to my seizure

[Anastasis 23469]

4 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Bregman seems due for a hit

Do it again. 

[WBT 20564]

That 3rd homer JV gave up is looking more unfortunate now

[Scraps 13561]

Lol some astros fan in their diamond club just came and gave me free Texas Roadhouse peanuts.. fuck the system

I think this guy gave me rally peanuts

[WBT 20564]

Damn, Yordan way out in front hit it with one arm to the track

[rvm96 1643]

Not the best last two at bats

[HtownHorn 14678]

Yuli is replaceable.

[elfenix 34238]

Don't run on chorizo

[WBT 20564]

Have to score to avoid our first 3 game losing streak of the year.

EDIT - Nm, that isn't close to right.  We've had 2 already.

Edited June 19, 2019 by WBT

[David Dennison 18856]

Tyler White has 2 HR and 11 RBI.

I hate him so much.

[David Dennison 18856]

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

Have to score to avoid our first 3 game losing streak of the year.

EDIT - Nm, that isn't close to right.  We've had 2 already.

It's been a while. April 20-22.

[perfectchaos007 6637]

Guess we're in a slump now.

[YChang 3443]

Womp womp womp

[Rimbo 25924]

well, shit.

[tx 3 putt 76933]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Guess we're in a slump now.

correct, we are in a slump 

[Scraps 13561]

Baseball sucks

[UTexasFight 9432]

At least we don’t live in Ohio

[tx 3 putt 76933]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

At least we don’t live in Ohio

at least im not vacationing in ohio !

[DaysOff 7947]

Yeah. I'd kill myself if I flew up there to eat spaghetti chili and watch this shit.

[WBT 20564]

41 minutes ago, WBT said:

Have to score to avoid our first 3 game losing streak of the year.

EDIT - Nm, that isn't close to right.  We've had 2 already.

Have to win tomorrow to avoid our first 4 game losing streak.

We haven't had a 10 game winning streak in awhile.  We should start one of those.

[henrygandorf 29190]

i think it's time we take a good look in the mirror and recognize some hard truths about tonight:

all of you knuckleheads who went to cincy are to blame.  it's your fault and you should feel badly about it.

[Scraps 13561]

i think it's time we take a good look in the mirror and recognize some hard truths about tonight:
all of you knuckleheads who went to cincy are to blame.  it's your fault and you should feel badly about it.

Meh