2019 Houston Astros Thread

[UTexasFight 9375]

Please please call this so I can home and stop watching Sean Casey break down softball swings

[UTexasFight 9375]

These games don't count, right?

See a few posts above.
We need it called before the Yankees retire us in the 5th

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

 

[UTexasFight 9375]

Dammit
Grounds crew is getting to work

[Hank Chinaski 6310]

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

 

If only he was actually back though...

[Wishbone 4731]

Springer should be at the airport. Someone else can have his room tonight.

[tx 3 putt 76297]

8:15 hou start 

[UpperWestside 6127]

34 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

I think Yankees ground crew uses the same brand of tarp as Cincinnati.

I hate that I know this

These guys do a pretty good job when it rains. They have it down to a science with the amount of times they have had to go out there so far this season. 

[tx 3 putt 76297]

14 rain delays this season, practice makes perfect 

[UTexasFight 9375]

Hey guys, see how easy it is for other teams to hit HRs?

Let’s try it.

[Limp Brisket 546]

Giving up home runs on defense and hitting routine fly balls on offense.

[UTexasFight 9375]

Its not official yet!

[Mez2 4020]

I'll say it, the Yankees are better than an us. they've had a shit load of injuries but they've battled and fought against TB. 

We have Josh James throwing 173 mph but throws it all over Manhattan. We're not a great team right now and haven't been in a week 

Edited June 21, 2019 by Mez2

[tx 3 putt 76297]

#4 pitcher in a blow out game, fuck me

[UTexasFight 9375]

You forgot to add “right now”.

If this is our normal August swoon happening 2 months early, I kinda like the change of pace

[Limp Brisket 546]

Just keep a run off the board here.

[tx 3 putt 76297]

4 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

I'll say it, the Yankees are better than an us. they've had a shit load of injuries but they've battled.

We have Josh James throwing 173 mph but throws it all over Manhattan. We're not a great team right now and haven't been in a week 

 

12-8 over their past 20 games. they're on a hot steak no doubt though 

[Mez2 4020]

Throw strikes, don't get fractured rib from your masseuse, quit being bitches. Stop being Tyler white. 

Ladies and gentlemen, your Houston Astros!

[UTexasFight 9375]

The rain is still in PA.
We’re gonna have to suffer through 9 innings of this
At least only have to pitch 8.

[Mez2 4020]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

12-8 over their past 20 games. they're on a hot steak no doubt though 

Judge and Stanton have been out longer than 20 games. And that traded for incarnation. 

Your move luhnow

[Limp Brisket 546]

Just now, Mez2 said:

Judge and Stanton have been out longer than 20 games. And that traded for incarnation. 

Your move luhnow

The move for Encarnacion hurt me, I just knew we’d do it.

[UTexasFight 9375]

Yankee fans haven’t forgotten about 2017 MVP voting
Booing everytime Altuve’s name is announced

[Wishbone 4731]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Yankee fans haven’t forgotten about 2017 MVP voting
Booing everytime Altuve’s name is announced

Ok. Cool. Fuck’em.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

2 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

The move for Encarnacion hurt me, I just knew we’d do it.

You’ll really be heartbroken when NYY swoops in and grabs Scherzer. 

[Mez2 4020]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Yankee fans haven’t forgotten about 2017 MVP voting
Booing everytime Altuve’s name is announced

He's 0-fer his return, I'd cheer his as a returner

[UTexasFight 9375]

I do like our new cleanup hitter

[tx 3 putt 76297]

#legend 

[Limp Brisket 546]

Needed Tuve on

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

 

[Wishbone 4731]

113 mph exit, 21 degrees. Furk.

[UTexasFight 9375]

Fans in that section in RF were just doing an “Astros suck” chant.

2 pitches later, Yordan sent 113 at them.

Hnng

[henrygandorf 29174]

6 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

You’ll really be heartbroken when NYY swoops in and grabs Scherzer. 

and stanton.  and gray.  and britton.  and paxton.  and lemahieu.  and encarnacion.

yawn.

[UpperWestside 6127]

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Fans in that section in RF were just doing an “Astros suck” chant.

2 pitches later, Yordan sent 113 at them.

Hnng

It was out of here in a hurry. You knew it was a jack as soon as he made contact. 

[Wishbone 4731]

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Fans in that section in RF were just doing an “Astros suck” chant.

2 pitches later, Yordan sent 113 at them.

Hnng

I remember the days when we weren’t important enough to elicit a derogatory chant from them. 😎

[Mez2 4020]

What a waste of our RP

[UTexasFight 9375]

That was some filth from Rondon at least

[UTexasFight 9375]

What a waste of our RP

For both teams.

[UTexasFight 9375]

Keep chipping

3 run bomb here please

[Limp Brisket 546]

Speed on 1st

[WBT 20411]

One time, Uncle Mike

[UTexasFight 9375]

Holy shit
118.8 by Stanton on that

[UTexasFight 9375]

Goodnight
Rogelio should have pitching for 5 innings with White in for the last inning

[YChang 3430]

Hopefully the vets on this team step up and show some leadership.

[HtownHorn 14468]

36 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

You’ll really be heartbroken when NYY swoops in and grabs Scherzer. 

Yes, but we get to keep Kemp, Fisher, Reed, White, and Straw. Advantage Astros.

[tx 3 putt 76297]

finally an altuve hit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tx 3 putt 76297]

yordan continues to impress

[UTexasFight 9375]

At least they had to get their closer up after this shitshow.

[UTexasFight 9375]

At least they had to get their closer up after this shitshow.

At least they had to bring in their closer after this shitshow

[tx 3 putt 76297]

lulz, here come chapman 

[UTexasFight 9375]

Reddick gonna get him too