2019 Houston Astros Thread

[WBT 20,401]

maybe the bats will stay awake for tomorrow

[Mez2 4,020]

Y'all think we'll ever win again? 

[UTexasFight 9,370]

So that game sucked but I got to see the hardest hit by an Astro so far this year and the 2nd hardest hit ball in all of MLB this year, which is cool I guess?

I’ll be honest, with the way JV is struggling with the long ball lately and the luck of this team right now, (and Judge back) Sunday could have a 500’ homer.

[tx 3 putt 76,170]

 

[Rimbo 25,753]

fuck this shit

[tx 3 putt 76,170]

Whoa, I had A weird dream that we lost 5 games in a row. I woke up in tears. 

[huge 3,788]

Probably time to break it all down and start selling off pieces...

[clapclapclap 9,000]

I don't want to alarm anyone, but we may need to bring in the Backstreet Boys.

[UTexasFight 9,370]

I don't want to alarm anyone, but we may need to bring in the Backstreet Boys.

Soooon

[DaysOff 7,823]

I just want the summer of George.

[tx 3 putt 76,170]

He’s ready 

[tx 3 putt 76,170]

I have faith that scraps and the team end the losing streak today !

Edited June 21, 2019 by tx 3 putt

[henrygandorf 29,174]

so is springer back yet or what?

[tx 3 putt 76,170]

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

so is springer back yet or what?

The ‘plan’ per 790 : day off today, play Saturday and Sunday. Back with the team Tuesday

[runthebone 7,929]

Next Tuesday?!!  The season will be over by then!

 

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

I don't follow other teams closely.  Does every team have a huge chunk of the summer where it sucks like the Astros do every single year?

[Hank Chinaski 6,310]

28 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Next Tuesday?!!  The season will be over by then!

 

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

I don't follow other teams closely.  Does every team have a huge chunk of the summer where it sucks like the Astros do every single year?

Yeah, pretty much. Though most teams don't lose 3 of their 4 best players for 1/4 of the season, all at the same time. 

[UTPhil2006 3,790]

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

so is springer back yet or what?

Apparently 2 HR in his first game wasn't enough

[tx 3 putt 76,170]

10 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Apparently 2 HR in his first game wasn't enough

He looked very locked in 

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

 

[tx 3 putt 76,170]

Stassi is going to blow it up !!!!!

[UTexasFight 9,370]

I’m waiting for the surly anti-jinx (you know, where we all bash a guy and then he tears it up) to start happening with him, Yuli, and White.

I think I’m going to be waiting a while

[tx 3 putt 76,170]

I wonder if scraps packed his max stassi jersey ?

[TonyTexas 10,478]

I’m a little surprised about Mayfield. Infield depth is shit. Straw and Kemp are not big league infielders.

[Scraps 13,532]

I wonder if scraps packed his max stassi jersey ?

Negative

[rvm96 1,643]

I was wondering where the rest of the money they saved in rounds 1-10 was going.

 

Also this happened: 

 

 

Edited June 21, 2019 by rvm96

[UTexasFight 9,370]

Judge
Sanchez
Gregorious
Stanton
Encarnacion

Is pretty salty

[UTexasFight 9,370]

Holy shit, Tyler white just hit a BP HR.

[David Dennison 18,619]

29 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Judge
Sanchez
Gregorious
Stanton
Encarnacion

Is pretty salty

It's terrifying.

[Hank Chinaski 6,310]

29 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Judge
Sanchez
Gregorious
Stanton
Encarnacion

Is pretty salty

Give me:

Springer

Bregman

Altuve

Brantley

Correa

 

No really, give it to me, it's been fucking forever. 

[UTexasFight 9,370]

Give me:
Springer
Bregman
Altuve
Brantley
Correa
 
No really, give it to me, it's been fucking forever. 

With Yordan as our trump card

[David Dennison 18,619]

6 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Give me:

Springer

Bregman

Altuve

Brantley

Correa

 

No really, give it to me, it's been fucking forever. 

This line up would make it not terrifying.

Unfortunately . . . 

[UTexasFight 9,370]

This randomly popped up from two years ago. About sums up the current mood.
I miss having the gang together.

[UTexasFight 9,370]

Gonna be a nice “let’s go Astros” chant later if we actually get a lead

A lot more orange tonight than last night (and last night wasn’t bad)

[Rimbo 25,753]

6 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

so is springer back yet or what?

i don't know. is Altuve? 😭

[Limp Brisket 546]

Fuck this ump

[perfectchaos007 6,593]

Beautiful Double play. 

[rvm96 1,643]

I almost had a heart attack at the Didi slide into Altuve

[Limp Brisket 546]

Let’s put a few runs on the board right here

Edited June 21, 2019 by Limp Brisket

[TonyTexas 10,478]

Just pathetic

[UTexasFight 9,370]

5 batters that inning.
Not a single ball in play

Baseball in 2019.

[perfectchaos007 6,593]

2 walks then 3 swinging strikeouts by Paxton end our threat

[UTexasFight 9,370]

35 pitches and counting since a ball was in play

 

 

And on the 38th pitch a foul pop up to end the inning

[Jshep34 2,303]

Dbag with red hat on backwards has yet to watch any of the game

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[Scraps 13,532]

View from seats tonight.

[tx 3 putt 76,170]

no doubt about that hr 

[Mo Horn 8,795]

Fuck. It's just a bad stretch of baseball right now. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,750]

Could have predicted the Sanchez 💣.  Peacock only good for one time thru the lineup. 

[UTexasFight 9,370]

Here’s mine
I’m not sure why Myles moved on that Sanchez bomb.
I sure as hell didn’t, other than to hang my head.

[David Dennison 18,619]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Fuck. It's just a bad stretch of baseball right now. 

Yep. We have people playing who shouldn't be.

Also, Brad Peacock should not be a starter.

[YChang 3,430]

Sigh...