2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Wishbone 4958]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Bregman is popping everything up
Altuve is grounding everything on the infield.

Yes we have too many AAA being asked to contribute but our all-stars need to play like one as well

The all-stars have had a lot of weight on their shoulders trying to do too much during the AAA bandaid portion of the season. 

[Wishbone 4958]

Lol! Hit him right in the ass. Almost a hole in one for Altuve.

[Mo Horn 8938]

Not sure why I'm still watching. Every at bat more frustrating than the previous one. This pitching staff is hard to hit when the team is hot. Right now it's not even a fair contest. 

[UTexasFight 9818]

The all-stars have had a lot of weight on their shoulders trying to do too much during the AAA bandaid portion of the season. 

I knew this would be the counter argument

I get it but I don’t buy it

They’re seasoned veterans at this point and are better than to be pressing trying to compensate for a weak bottom of the order

[Mo Horn 8938]

 Of fucking course

[cabowabo 4691]

Jesus Christ we suck dick now. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

We suck 
the yankees smell blood in the water 

Yep.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Fuck fuck fuck

[Limp Brisket 549]

Mother Fuck Hector, I’m sick of his ass

[Mo Horn 8938]

And we're done here 

[Crusher 127]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Jesus Christ we suck dick now. 

Maybe not sucking but rubbing the head all over the pressed together lips of an unwilling participant.

[HtownHorn 15236]

Go get some bullpen help, Jeff. I would concentrate on guys that don't give up HRs. Your pitching staff has already given up 114 112 + 2 from Tyler White on the season.

Edited June 22, 2019 by HtownHorn

[David Dennison 19542]

Haven't lost six in a row since 2015.

Damn.

[TonyTexas 10772]

I’ve been a defender of this bullpen but I’ve changed my mind. We have 3 guys that worth a shit. Harris, Pressley and Osuna. McHugh will help but we still need to add a middle reliever and a lefty.

[YChang 3569]

Man. When it’s bad, it’s baaaaad.

[UTHornFan014 755]

We have to be the worst team at manufacturing runs. Lead off walks/doubles mean nothing.

[Wishbone 4958]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

I knew this would be the counter argument

I get it but I don’t buy it

They’re seasoned veterans at this point and are better than to be pressing trying to compensate for a weak bottom of the order

I knew you knew this may be a counterpoint, (not really, just sounded good). However,  for that exact reason, a seasoned  veteran who is a solid bought-in dedicated member of a team will think it is their duty to hold down the fort in the absence of key contributors. Overall, they have done a great job, but to me, anyway, I have seen plate appearances by some of those guys that are seemingly out of character lately as this stretch drags on.

[elfenix 34751]

I'm just going to punch myself in the dick repeatedly instead

 

 

[cabowabo 4691]

He’s gonna load the bases, then a double play. 

[Limp Brisket 549]

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

I knew you knew this may be a counterpoint, (not really, just sounded good). However,  for that exact reason, a seasoned  veteran who is a solid bought-in dedicated member of a team will think it is their duty to hold down the fort in the absence of key contributors. Overall, they have done a great job, but to me, anyway, I have seen plate appearances by some of those guys that are seemingly out of character lately as this stretch drags on.

Bregman in particular.

[ChickenSandwich 9959]

[Wishbone 4958]

Just now, Limp Brisket said:

Bregman in particular.

Bingo. That was the model of the post.

[TonyTexas 10772]

He’s gonna load the bases, then a double play. 

You are, no doubt, the worst poster on this board. 90% of your posts are shit like this. Thank god you only chirp a few times a game.

[cabowabo 4691]

Quit swinging at ball 4. 

[cabowabo 4691]

Just now, TonyTexas said:

You are, no doubt, the worst poster on this board. 90% of your posts are shit like this. Thank god you only chirp a few times a game.

Please forgive me bitch. 

[Lat22 4086]

JFC

[rvm96 1643]

5 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

He’s gonna load the bases, then a double play. 

I officially hate this poster

[tx 3 putt 78681]

fuck that was a great DP

also, we hit in to way too many dp's !!!!

[UTHornFan014 755]

And fuck that ump for calling that bullshit strike on Reddick. That forced him to swing at other bullshit pitches.

[Wishbone 4958]

10 pitches to Reddick. Only 2 in the strike zone.

[Scraps 13800]

Of course Devo looks like Cy Young when we suck

[TonyTexas 10772]

Please forgive me bitch. 

A typical post. I don’t recall a single post by you where I’ve received insight. Only infantile bitching.

[UTexasFight 9818]

At least Chapman won’t be available for one or both of the last two games this series

Of course we may be down by 10 in the 9th in each of those games, but still

[UTexasFight 9818]

Can’t locate the fastball
Sit on off speed and foul off the hard stuff if it looks close

[Limp Brisket 549]

Why does Straw not attempt a steal to eliminate the double play when he can, he has the green light non stop.  

[tx 3 putt 78681]

send straw 

[Wishbone 4958]

C’mon Air Yordan!

[TonyTexas 10772]

send straw 

They need 3 runs, not 1.

[UTexasFight 9818]

One time air Yordan

[Wishbone 4958]

Money pitch!

[Wishbone 4958]

Day ham!

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Take the bat off your god damn shoulder. JFC

[UTHornFan014 755]

I miss Springer

[Wishbone 4958]

Just now, UTHornFan014 said:

I miss Springer

Tuesday

[tx 3 putt 78681]

Damn, 6 L’s in a row 

[David Dennison 19542]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Damn, 6 L’s in a row 

Been four years.

 

[tx 3 putt 78681]

Zero clutch hitting 

[runthebone 8377]

They're still shitty

[UTHornFan014 755]

Maybe Tyler White's recent run of doubles will result in some team trading for him. One can dream, right?

[Wishbone 4958]

That game was a lot closer than the score would indicate. The shoe is on the other foot than when we swept them earlier. Reverse conditions. Would/will be a great series when both teams at full strength.