2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Fucking Josh James. So inconsistent.

[Limp Brisket 546]

Pissing away runs now.  

[Scraps 13561]

James is a fucktard

[David Dennison 18853]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Fucking Josh James. So inconsistent.

If he ever figures out how to pitch, he'll be great.

 

[perfectchaos007 6632]

RIP

[Limp Brisket 546]

We got two SP two RP and a bunch of shit.

[cabowabo 4484]

James has no business on this roster. 

[WBT 20561]

Walking guys at coors, what could go wrong?

[YChang 3443]

Mannnnnn....

[perfectchaos007 6632]

James still hasn't registered an out this inning...

[David Dennison 18853]

Man, AJ Hinch is hard headed sometimes.

[Limp Brisket 546]

Fuck the analytics, spend the cash.

[Houston20 224]

I wouldn't trust James come playoffs, really isn't that good

[Scraps 13561]

Ohhh look i throw 100 but am shitty

[Guest]

" All of the sudden 9 hits for the Rockies..."

 

Yeah with all of those walks, it's hard to believe.

[perfectchaos007 6632]

Just now, Scraps said:

Ohhh look i throw 100 but am shitty

He could throw 110mph it doesn't make a damn if he can't find the zone

[cabowabo 4484]

Oh Jose.......

[perfectchaos007 6632]

5 runs given up but could have been worse!

[Tommy Nobis 905]

This is what happens when our starting rotation sucks dick and we have to rely on minor league callups that can only manage 3 innings.

[Limp Brisket 546]

Shit. Inning.

[YChang 3443]

What a shit inning that’s happened way too often this year.

[Wishbone 4759]

Odds of a Yordan pinch hit are getting better. (Later)

Edited July 3, 2019 by Wishbone

[Bull Horn 118]

Josh James, ladies and gentlemen, Josh James.

Was gonna say send his ass to Round Rock or Corpus, but fuck that - no need for Express and Hooks fans to suffer too. Send him to A ball or just have him pitch at the spring training complex to mannequins.

[Limp Brisket 546]

Go dude

[Guest]

so the Astros pinch hit with someone worse than a pitcher.

 

Bold strategy, Cotton.

[WBT 20561]

What exactly are we saving Yordan for?  He would have hit there with a man on against a righty.

[perfectchaos007 6632]

Tyler White ugh

[Guest]

Just now, WBT said:

What exactly are we saving Yordan for?  He would have hit there with a man on against a righty.

Cybergenics says the fatman was incredibly due...

[Limp Brisket 546]

Spend the money.

[Wishbone 4759]

1 minute ago, slorch said:

so the Astros pinch hit with someone worse than a pitcher.

 

Bold strategy, Cotton.

Maybe they were looking for a pinch HBP.

[Victor Lazlo 1776]

8 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

This is what happens when our starting rotation sucks dick and we have to rely on minor league callups that can only manage 3 innings.

It definitely IS disconcerting. Yet, with the pitching problems and the injuries, we are still 6.5 games up going into tonight. 

[Scraps 13561]

Cut your hair douchebag

[Wishbone 4759]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Cut your hair douchebag

The rat mullet is still popular in the Denver area.

[perfectchaos007 6632]

When did Altuve become so sluggish on defense

[Houston20 224]

Altuve is having such a shitty game in the field today

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

When did Altuve become so sluggish on defense

The play earlier was just unlucky. 

[thetruth 149]

I know it's a team game, but one teammate certainly fucked this game up. 

[Wishbone 4759]

This is fucking absurd.

[perfectchaos007 6632]

Consecutive innings bases loaded no outs

[Wishbone 4759]

Definitely off the plate.

[Limp Brisket 546]

44-40 team 12.0 games out of 1st enjoying us.

[Scraps 13561]

Fuck it...out.

[clapclapclap 9000]

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Consecutive innings bases loaded no outs

Thank goodness we are stockpiling a buttload of talent in the minors rather than perhaps trading for some quality pitching.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4771]

Note to Bregman ... Don’t watch Altuve. 

[WBT 20561]

1-2-3.  Needed that one.

[Limp Brisket 546]

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

Thank goodness we are stockpiling a buttload of talent in the minors rather than perhaps trading for some quality pitching.

Spend the money and do it early this time!

[YChang 3443]

Such a flawed assembly of this pitching staff.

[WBT 20561]

Good job by Harris

[Wishbone 4759]

That was ugly but could have been much worse. A 3 run deficit at Coors with a third of the game left is not insurmountable (if we get any semblance of pitching).

Edited July 3, 2019 by Wishbone

[David Dennison 18853]

2 minutes ago, YChang said:

Such a flawed assembly of this pitching staff.

Meanwhile, in Tampa . . .