2019 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 78685]

Bregman was the smallest guy out there 

[TexArcher 39072]

57 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Yordan is going to own the derby at some point.  

That's what I told my buddy.  Next year's big show will be Vlad vs Yordan.  They'll hit over a hundred homers each and the winner will be so exhausted he loses to Trey Mancini in the final.

[runthebone 8377]

34 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Bregman was the smallest guy out there 

From the waist up, I imagine.

[UTPhil2006 3930]

So is Correa coming off the DL Thursday?  Can't really find any info on it.

[kevwun 16438]

They’ll send him to corpus or round rock for at least 3 or 4 games I imagine.  Maybe more since it was a core injury.

[TonyTexas 10772]

15 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

So is Correa coming off the DL Thursday?  Can't really find any info on it.

 

[Mez2 4048]

...soon....

[UTPhil2006 3930]

Geez, so another 10 days of Tyler White?

[tx 3 putt 78685]

32 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

...soon....

Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL Astros Roster !!!!!!!!!!

[tx 3 putt 78685]

22 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Geez, so another 10 days of Tyler White?

Gives fans like scraps time to sell their Tyler white jersey. 

[Mez2 4048]

27 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Geez, so another 10 days of Tyler White?

dead man walking. and he knows it

[runthebone 8377]

He's going to be stealing every bit of memorabilia and gear he can get his hands on.  That's what I would do, too.

 

"Hey, guys, do you mind signing these 200 balls for...my cousin?"

Edited July 9, 2019 by runthebone

[tx 3 putt 78685]

Just now, runthebone said:

He's going to be stealing every bit of memorabilia and gear he can get his hands on.  That's what I would do, too.

Slip and fall in the shower. IL for the rest of the season, full salary 

[Scraps 13800]

23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Gives fans like scraps time to sell their Tyler white jersey. 

you looking to buy?

[UTexasFight 9818]

14 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Slip and fall in the shower. IL for the rest of the season, full salary 

Substitute “shower” for “greasy McDonald’s floor” and I’d believe it 

[Mez2 4048]

50 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Slip and fall in the shower. IL for the rest of the season, full salary 

 

 

[Lat22 4086]

It's not worthy of the commercial thread, but the HEB spot where Correa is strumming the guitar and singing "chocolate, caliente, Mexicano, yada, yada yada" sends me into an irrational rage.

[David Dennison 19542]

1 hour ago, Lat22 said:

It's not worthy of the commercial thread, but the HEB spot where Correa is strumming the guitar and singing "chocolate, caliente, Mexicano, yada, yada yada" sends me into an irrational rage.

You have to get through that to get to the hilarity that is Jose Altuve.

"It's gooooooood."

[TonyTexas 10772]

This is good news. He’s pitched 5 innings in the minors and given up 0 runs, 1 hit, 1 bb. Urquidy or Sneed seem the logical send down but the team is only carrying 12 pitchers right now and they play 14 days in a row coming out of the break. Myles might get the short straw. 

 

Edited July 9, 2019 by TonyTexas

[Guadaloopy 11130]

2 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Substitute “shower” for “greasy McDonald’s floor” and I’d believe it 

At the game Friday, they were advertising a Tyler White meet and greet.  At Freddy’s. Sounds about right.  

[Mez2 4048]

Sneed would be the guy going down, IMO

[Scraps 13800]

Just send Sneed, Urquidy, White and Straw out and bring back Smith, Diaz, Correa and someone who can get through more than 3 innings as a starter.  

Edited July 9, 2019 by Scraps

[MAROON 446]

Diaz has been on the shelf for over a month.  Did the dude rip his hammy in half? - "discomfort" my ass!

[TonyTexas 10772]

15 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Sneed would be the guy going down, IMO

It depends on if Urquidy is the TBD starter on Monday. 

[UTexasFight 9818]

36 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

It depends on if Urquidy is the TBD starter on Monday. 

It’s unofficially official that Peacock will be making that start 

[UTPhil2006 3930]

52 minutes ago, MAROON said:

Diaz has been on the shelf for over a month.  Did the dude rip his hammy in half? - "discomfort" my ass!

He reangered it right before he was about to come back

[TonyTexas 10772]

21 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

It’s unofficially official that Peacock will be making that start 

Thursday is also TBD followed by Cole, Miley, JV and TBD (Peacock)

[UTexasFight 9818]

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Thursday is also TBD followed by Cole, Miley, JV and TBD (Peacock)

Framber is unofficially the official Thursday starter

 

source is Luhnow Sunday pregame radio visit

[TonyTexas 10772]

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Framber is unofficially the official Thursday starter

 

source is Luhnow Sunday pregame radio visit

Hmmm. Valdez isn’t even on the roster. I guess Urquidy gets sent down for him. 

[UTexasFight 9818]

4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Hmmm. Valdez isn’t even on the roster. I guess Urquidy gets sent down for him. 

I need to caveat my source...it was Ford and sparks during sunday’s game indicating Valdez would likely be the Thursday starter. I can’t remember if they were referencing Luhnow’s pregame comments or if there were other hints that led them to believe that.

[UTexasFight 9818]

On 7/8/2019 at 2:12 PM, UTexasFight said:

 

Nope:

 

 

 

 

 

Reed going straight to the AAAA squad. Will open the 2nd half on the White Sox.

wish he had worked out in our system. As it is, I’m glad we’re at a point that we can DFA major leaguers.

[Scraps 13800]

On 7/8/2019 at 12:12 PM, UTexasFight said:

O/u on JV bombs tomorrow night?
1.5 feels right (and I’m taking the over)

Cora stated on the radio he has already mapped out the 1st 5 innings and he listed 5 different pitchers.  I am not a math major, but I think it is safe to assume JV is only going 1 tonight so you may want to redo your layout you had on a previous post lol 

[tx 3 putt 78685]

On 7/7/2019 at 6:45 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Framber Thursday 

Cole Friday

miley Saturday 

Verlander Sunday 

peacock Monday 

1234 

[WBT 20979]

3 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

At the game Friday, they were advertising a Tyler White meet and greet.  At Freddy’s. Sounds about right.  

Every once in awhile a 1st baseman needs a dirt and worms sundae

[Scraps 13800]

Brantley Springer Bregman mic’d up during game and can talk to each other in play.  This should be fun

[Limp Brisket 549]

C’mon JV!  

[Rip76 5022]

Clean

[UTexasFight 9818]

 

Yeah, I’m well aware he’ll pitch 2 innings at most.

I’m also aware, best case, he’ll face four lefties and won’t face a guy with less than 20 HRs this year:

Yelich (31)

Baez (22)

Freeman (23)

Bellinger (30)

Arenado (20)

Bell (27)

 

I love JV and feel good he’ll be there when we need him in October, but like Clemens in 2004, I’m afraid he gets roughed up tomorrow.

 

Yelich: HR

Baez: K

Freeman: BB

Bellinger: K

Arenado: K (passed ball)

Bell: HR

Contreras: K

 

The rare 4 K, 2 HR inning with no balls in the field of play

 

Wrong!

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what an idiot 

[Mo Horn 8938]

 Astros 2 for 2

[Mo Horn 8938]

3 for 3

[WBT 20979]

Uncle Mike!!  We should have just sent our whole team to play the NL.  No one else has done shit.

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Astros carrying the AL

[Limp Brisket 549]

Showin’ up and showin’ out.

[Guadaloopy 11130]

Enjoying the All Stros Game so far.  

[DaysOff 8209]

Dominant

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[UTexasFight 9818]

I’m enjoying this postseason-like atmosphere...complete with a 2017 and 2018 mashup of the Astros teeing off on Clayton Kershaw at Jacobs Field

[Mez2 4048]

This bores me /prince

[Mo Horn 8938]

Springer talking about how hard it is to see over LeMahieu. He's used to Altuve

[rvm96 1643]

They took Uncle Mike out before his second AB?????/

[BornOrange 1441]

7 hours ago, Lat22 said:

It's not worthy of the commercial thread, but the HEB spot where Correa is strumming the guitar and singing "chocolate, caliente, Mexicano, yada, yada yada" sends me into an irrational rage.

Do not, even indirectly, criticize the greatness that is HEB's Mexican Hot Chocolate ice cream.