2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Player 4575]

I have one extra if anyone wants to go tonight. Send PM if you're interested. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19146]

5 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

I’m tired of this bullshit and have decided to just block Cosmi instead of continuing the fight. He adds nothing to the conversation. I imagine at least 1/2 of his whopping 144 posts are that disgusting photo or related to it. He will join his butt buddy, Fudge Nuggets, on my ignore list and my season will be more enjoyable as a result. 

Oooooh, tough guy.

[Pibald 18]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Please put me on this jury so i can laugh at this broad for suing because she doesnt know how to catch.

I guess i should sue Bregman for the foul ball of his that i caught that bruised my hand. Maybe 3 mil for mental anguish. And diamond club seats for life.

Early front-runner for humble-brag of the season.  Well played, sir.

[Scraps 13540]

Lol this was last year....ohtani was pitching....i saved a fellow shagst...err surlyers life

[DaysOff 7851]

For 500k i could just go to Skeeters games the rest of my life

Definitely get more foul balls there.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

[Scraps 13540]

My favorite lineup. No White, no marisnick, no stassi

[Chuckie Finster 22598]

21 minutes ago, Scraps said:

My favorite lineup. No White, no marisnick, no stassi

/kindaracist

[tx 3 putt 76314]

40 minutes ago, Scraps said:

My favorite lineup. No White, no marisnick, no stassi

What time is your black panther meeting ?

[runthebone 7932]

3 hours ago, Player said:

The t-shirt giveaway is sponsored by HEB. I wonder if she sued them as well. 

I'm sure she'll find that their lawyer's office is never open.  Good luck serving them. 

[rvm96 1643]

4 hours ago, mycox said:

Looks like Orbit is about to go to court for breaking someone's finger with his t-shirt cannon.

 

 

It made it to TMZ. https://www.tmz.com/2019/04/09/houston-astros-fan-finger-lawsuit-t-shirt-cannon/

[runthebone 7932]

Peacock to the pen is fine for the next 8 days.  Wonder what the plan is with the guys out of options after. 

[UTexasFight 9376]

Peacock to the pen is fine for the next 8 days.  Wonder what the plan is with the guys out of options after. 

Someone will be on the DL

[formermav43 4599]

Or they could just stick with 12 pitchers for awhile. It’s not like that’s uncommon across the league, even if it is for Houston.

Edited April 9, 2019 by formermav43

[cabowabo 4451]

Yeah, the pic is stupid and annoying but what bothers me most is that the damn DVR timeline is showing.

Here you go....properly cropped.

[UTexasFight 9376]

Thank you

 

I am slightly less disgruntled

[cabowabo 4451]

My pleasure bro.

[TexArcher 37508]

I'm looking at Erin Burnett's tits while getting mentally prepared for the Astros to beat the Yankees again.

Life is good.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Moronic ESPN and their fake news scripts.  It's not the least bit steamy in Houston, it's an awesome 51 dewpoint and 30% humidity, temp in the mid-80's.

 

Edited April 10, 2019 by clapclapclap

[UTexasFight 9376]

Sooooon

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Carlos flashing the glove early

[DaysOff 7851]

Fuck every yankee looks like a roided meathead

[Scraps 13540]

I hope a Yankee rolls an ankle doing that homer celebration sometime this year

[perfectchaos007 6596]

That ball as tattoo'd

[UTexasFight 9376]

Im sorry but really don’t think I’ve ever seen 98 look so effortless as what I just saw Whitley do. Glad to finally see him in person

 

[TexArcher 37508]

Man, this Loaisiga kid is filthy.

Need to start attacking those first pitch fastballs.  He's all around the corners after that and the breaking stuff is wicked.

Edited April 10, 2019 by TexArcher

[DaysOff 7851]

Let's not blow this opportunity boys

[Scraps 13540]

Correa pull your head out dude

[clapclapclap 9000]

Sciambi looks like a muppet.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

So close Kemp

[Scraps 13540]

Fucking should be up 2-1. Correa fucked that up by not moving up on the ball that got by Romine....then tag to 3rd on the yuli sac fly....then waltz home on the reddick cue shot

[rvm96 1643]

Solid inning, could have been more 

[Scraps 13540]

Mac looks high af


Or just old

[Scraps 13540]

Thats a swing dumbass

[Scraps 13540]

Lol Gardner you dildo ass yankee

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Gardner is as dumb as he looks

Edited April 10, 2019 by Seasick Sailor

[elfenix 34171]

Weirdest dp you'll see all month

[rvm96 1643]

3 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Gardner is as dumb as he looks

He is very easy to dislike 

[Guadaloopy 10918]

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Weirdest dp you'll see all month

I hear there are websites where you can see weirder.  

[clapclapclap 9000]

Breaking News:  Magic has AIDS

[Guadaloopy 10918]

Loaiziga seems to have lost the handle.  Missing a lot.  

[Scraps 13540]

Crushed Lasagna

[Guadaloopy 10918]

You could feel that one coming.  

[TexArcher 37508]

THIS...  IS MY BOOMSTICK!!!

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

'Tuve!!!!!

[elfenix 34171]

Tuve bomb!

 

Edit: 100th tuve bomb

 

 

[rvm96 1643]

Altuve needs to lay off the roids. He's making it too obvious. 

[Limp Brisket 546]

3 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Breaking News:  Magic has AIDS

Wasted the greatest porn name ever.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

 

[SimonBolivar 10911]

Can the Astros never be on ESPN again please?