2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Cooder 37]

That was a fucking nuke

[Wishbone 4739]

Thar she blows skipper!

Edited August 3, 2019 by Wishbone

[Scraps 13542]

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[Jshep34 2304]

Ball landed right where i was 5 minutes ago

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[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Stuck with the Mariners broadcast for this series. Broadcasters just said Straw might be faster than Kemp. 

[kevwun 15653]

The renovations that were just announced are actually structural reinforcements so that Yordan doesn't knock down a wall.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

Shades of Willie McCovey. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Shortest HR for Yordan was 353 feet:

 

[Player 4575]

Jake’s my boy!

[tx 3 putt 76409]

Jake from Rake Farm !!!!!!’

[Scraps 13542]

Let it flow Jake

[Guadaloopy 10926]

Jake’s got his khakis on tonight.  

[kevwun 15653]

White is leading off for the Dodgers tonight.

[Scraps 13542]

Vogelbach....Twizzle w power

[Tommy Nobis 905]

I know it breaks up the lefties, but I am more of a fan of Bregman 3 hole and Brantley clean up personally.

I mean we are gonna win the WS regardless, but just my preference

I’m with you. It was a head scratcher when Hinch did that a few games ago.

[Guadaloopy 10926]

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

White is leading off for the Dodgers tonight.

Shirley, you’re joking.  

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Yordan's start to his MLB career has been incredible.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

White is leading off for the Dodgers tonight.

I thought this was a joke. Then I looked. Ole Dave is out of his fucking mind.

[kevwun 15653]

He's clearly betting against the Dodgers.

[Wishbone 4739]

2 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

I thought this was a joke. Then I looked. Ole Dave is out of his fucking mind.

Shirley you’re not serious.

[Uncle Boobs 1246]

Shirley you are kidding.

[Pimphand 5599]

Dave Roberts is still Dave Roberts.  We in Houston should be very thankful for him because without him as the Dodgers manager we probably don't have that WS trophy from 2017.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

As far as I'm concerned we traded White for Yordan

[Wishbone 4739]

3 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Dave Roberts is still Dave Roberts.  We in Houston should be very thankful for him because without him as the Dodgers manager we probably don't have that WS trophy from 2017.

Well, he’s leading T-Wizzle off while Yourda is blasting 427 ft bombs. So their GM should get his share of (dis)credit.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

I’ve got a Yordan just watching the shots from our dugout on tv

[thetruth 149]

13 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

I thought this was a joke. Then I looked. Ole Dave is out of his fucking mind.

Get the easy out out of the way early. 

[Planet Houston 4923]

Goddamn Alvarez is good at baseball. 

Nice try with the shift, fellas. 

[Guadaloopy 10926]

8 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Dave Roberts is still Dave Roberts.  We in Houston should be very thankful for him because without him as the Dodgers manager we probably don't have that WS trophy from 2017.

I don’t know.  He gets crap for the Hill decision in Game 2, but they took a lead into B9.    The Astros beat their best guys.   Multiple times.  Roberts didn’t lose the WS.  The Astros won it.  

[Guadaloopy 10926]

MACHETE!!!

[Wishbone 4739]

Lol! Miss Stassi yet?

[Scraps 13542]

Machete!

[thetruth 149]

Didn't Maldo homer in his first game with us last year too? 

[Mo Horn 8807]

Welcome back Martin 

[kevwun 15653]

Just now, thetruth said:

Didn't Maldo homer in his first game with us last year too? 

Not sure, but he played last night.

[WBT 20422]

On 6/29/2019 at 8:06 PM, WBT said:

We seem to do well against the orientals.  /parcells

It goes all the way back to nomo at the height of his hype

bump

[Wishbone 4739]

Just now, thetruth said:

Didn't Maldo homer in his first game with us last year too? 

This is his second game this year. He played yesterday.

[thetruth 149]

Just now, kevwun said:

Not sure, but he played last night.

Good call. Didn't get to watch last night's game. 

[Wishbone 4739]

1 minute ago, thetruth said:

Good call. Didn't get to watch last night's game. 

That’ the truth.

[Wishbone 4739]

1 hour ago, Wishbone said:

Welcome to Hell Seattle.

Damn I love this team/org.

I’m ready. Let’s do this.

I’m going to go ahead and repost this.

[Mo Horn 8807]

Yea, the rest of this year is going to be fun

[Tommy Nobis 905]

I fucking love our team.

[thetruth 149]

It's fun kicking the shit out of people 

[WBT 20422]

Lulz at J.R. Richard, "I didn't hit anybody, they just didn't get out of the way."

[Wishbone 4739]

1 minute ago, thetruth said:

It's fun kicking the shit out of people 

And that’s the truth, as well. Username checking out nicely!😎

[Tommy Nobis 905]

That should be a dead ball auto out throwing the bat in the field of play. Wtf

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

9 minutes ago, WBT said:

Lulz at J.R. Richard, "I didn't hit anybody, they just didn't get out of the way."

JR was my favorite back in the day when I was a kid.  There is no telling what he could have done if he didn’t have the stroke.

[HoustonFrog 368]

Alvarez is just remarkable

[WBT 20422]

Showrrea!  Is 5 HRs in 5 innings any good?

[Scraps 13542]

Bombs away

[clapclapclap 9000]

Gone Correa!

Edited August 3, 2019 by clapclapclap
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