2019 Houston Astros Thread

[TonyTexas 10482]

Bit of a chicken shit review by AJ

 

[Cooder 37]

That was a petty review by Hinch

[Wishbone 4735]

4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Beautiful DP

Lulz. Back at ya.

[Wishbone 4735]

Yuli. Piña staying hot with the bat.

[David Dennison 18655]

4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Bit of a chicken shit review by AJ

 

That's an understatement.

[billfromlaketravis 11359]

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Yuli. Piña staying hot with the bat.

JalaPina?

[Wishbone 4735]

5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Bit of a chicken shit review by AJ

 

Good thing for him he doesn’t have to bat.

[WBT 20420]

Machete is 0 for 4, the only one without a hit

[Wishbone 4735]

You don’t see that every day.

[Wishbone 4735]

What a fucking great dugout/clubhouse. This is a fucking team!

[WBT 20420]

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[TonyTexas 10482]

Do it

[Telegraph_it 3354]

Omg. 

[elfenix 34171]

Lol

[Wishbone 4735]

Is this real?

[Smax 3800]

Wow

[cabowabo 4452]

We are all witnesses. 

[APMP 685]

ThrowTheDamnTowel

[UDontKnow 10439]

At this rate might catch the Dodgers for the lead in run differential - definitely will close the gap.

[rvm96 1643]

I've run out of ways to say wow about Yordan. Time for gifs 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2630]

Wow 

[elguapo 4583]

Yordan might be good yall

[Scraps 13542]

Theres the homer.

Lets get about 6 of them tonight

Getting close

[Wishbone 4735]

Just now, elguapo said:

Yordan might be good yall

I think Hinch needs to rest him (ducks)!

[runthebone 7932]

Good grief, this team is much better than 2017.

[WBT 20420]

Have we hit more HRs in Baltimore than the Yankees yet?

[Wishbone 4735]

I wonder if the new guys are satisfied with the run support?

[tx 3 putt 76354]

#legend 

[JFKFC 4878]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Good grief, this team is much better than 2017.

This is the best professional sports team from Houston,  ever,  in any sport. 

[Scraps 13542]

More RBI in 45 games than anyone EVER

[WBT 20420]

 

[runthebone 7932]

Your ERA is going up!  And your ERA is going up!  And your ERA is going up!

[elguapo 4583]

6 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

At this rate might catch the Dodgers for the lead in run differential - definitely will close the gap.

We were +164 coming in and they're at +182

[Jshep34 2304]

Been to both away games that #legend has gone yard twice

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[WBT 20420]

Rio Ruiz sighting

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Following that last offensive outburst, I checked the Orioles booth feed. One of their guys replayed a “valiant” diving attempt to catch one of our doubles and proclaimed Baltimore “a little unlucky” tonight. I kid you not. 

[WBT 20420]

Rio Ruiz HR sighting

[TonyTexas 10482]

[Scraps 13542]

I want 25.

Zero fucks given. I went through this shit for years attending Astros games.

Pour it on.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Following that last offensive outburst, I checked the Orioles booth feed. One of their guys replayed a “valiant” diving attempt to catch one of our doubles and proclaimed Baltimore “a little unlucky” tonight. I kid you not. 

You know who’s unlucky?  Every O’s pitcher in the bullpen told to get warm. 

[Gourmand 7774]

8 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Good grief, this team is much better than 2017.

I know we get plenty of rub and tugs from the media but it's crazy to me that any of them even put LA and NYY in the same tier as us. 

This team is finally healthy and whole, their stud prospect is a lineup regular, and our magician GM pulled off another trade deadline stunner along with some other pieces as well. 

GTFO Yankees and Dodgers. Y'all are just witnesses as well.

[Wishbone 4735]

2 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

You know who’s unlucky?  Every O’s pitcher in the bullpen told to get warm. 

The only thing lucky going on here is that we aren’t from Baltimore, or any other MLB  city for that matter.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Obligatory 

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13411]

Didn’t think we would ever surpass the 19-1 game against Toronto in 2017. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

Stevie Wilkerson is the only position player in MLB history to pick up a save.

[tx 3 putt 76354]

10 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Been to both away games that #legend has gone yard twice

He needs to hire lil shep as his hype man !!!!!

[tx 3 putt 76354]

 

[Wishbone 4735]

Finally a game that I don’t care which Devo shows up.

[TexArcher 37508]

Just saw the box score and I'm pretty sure I've got a priapism.

[WBT 20420]

13 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

 

Is that a lot?