2019 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 76,324]

well that sucks 

[Native Horn 3,487]

That thing needed a stewardess

[YChang 3,430]

Well that was stupid.

[Guadaloopy 10,920]

Yuck

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Osuna just pissed me off

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Is that HBP was intentional, that was dumb as fuck

[David Dennison 18,652]

Hope Osuna's proud of that dumb ass payback.

[Mez2 4,021]

Fuck me

[Focht Up 631]

It would be cool to have a closer that is actually good.

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Is that HBP was intentional, that was dumb as fuck

It was. And absolutely. Idiot.

[Limp Brisket 546]

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

Is that HBP was intentional, that was dumb as fuck

Came to post this

[YChang 3,430]

I wish Osuna was more of a sure thing as a closer... dunno maybe this game wasn’t high enough stakes for him or something

[elfenix 34,171]

Is that HBP was intentional, that was dumb as fuck

Ford thought it was

[Telegraph_it 3,354]

Getting walked off against the Orioles is shitty. Let’s do this now and not later. 

[UDontKnow 10,439]

Osuna is being paid by the Yankees.

[tx 3 putt 76,324]

that ball hit him in the back leg has he was shuffling to get out of the way, it wasn't payback just a bad pitch imo 

[Wishbone 4,731]

Grab bag closer is no way to go into the playoffs

[Horny Bull 2,759]

Well that sucked

[Fudge Nuggets 19,146]

What a crock of shit that game was.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,146]

Four straight change ups to Ruiz from the guy that has five pitches.

[runthebone 7,932]

Way to throw a fucking meatball

[Wishbone 4,731]

4 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

That thing needed a stewardess

And a movie.

[David Dennison 18,652]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

that ball hit him in the back leg has he was shuffling to get out of the way, it wasn't payback just a bad pitch imo 

He hit him on purpose 100%. 

[Gut Wagon 8,052]

Not sure how anyone ever could question Osuna’s impeccable judgment. But regardless of that, he’s been way too mortal of late. Maybe we had no business lucking into a win today, but we deserved better than that half-inning fiasco. 

[Guadaloopy 10,920]

I’m usually a “can’t win ‘em all” guy, but it’s hard to swallow a loss to these Orioles by this Astros team with Verlander toeing the bump.   

[Dennis Taylor 18,701]

This was a horseshit game clear back to when Verlander got fucked on a call that would have ended the 5th with it still 3-2

[David Dennison 18,652]

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

I’m usually a “can’t win ‘em all” guy, but it’s hard to swallow a loss to these Orioles by this Astros team with Verlander toeing the bump.   

If he pitches average we win. He was not good today.

[Telegraph_it 3,354]

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

I’m usually a “can’t win ‘em all” guy, but it’s hard to swallow a loss to these Orioles by this Astros team with Verlander toeing the bump.   

Orioles played probably their best game. They are still a major league team and they will get luckily ever so often. 

I mean it’s not like it was reasonable for us to go undefeated in August. 

Still blows though. 

[Lat22 3,994]

So I went out to the pool after our 9th inning and came back to this shit. Osuna is the new Giles. We better figure out a closer.

[David Dennison 18,652]

2 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

So I went out to the pool after our 9th inning and came back to this shit. Osuna is the new Giles. We better figure out a closer.

He's it. There's nothing to figure out.

[perfectchaos007 6,596]

Meanwhile the Dodgers keep rolling. Can’t be giving up games against bad opponents

[runthebone 7,932]

The changeup is a fucking change of pace.  You don't throw 4 in a row, dumbfuck.

 

[Wishbone 4,731]

BTW. Is Strom back? What was the issue for his surgery? If that’s been discussed or published then I missed it.

[Telegraph_it 3,354]

Do we know for sure that runner tagged home plate? I went back and watched again and I dunno. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,750]

19 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

This was a horseshit game clear back to when Verlander got fucked on a call that would have ended the 5th with it still 3-2

Yeah .. no doubt, the word came down from NY to keep the Astros in check and O’suna obliged. 😏

Edited August 11, 2019 by VirginiaLonghorn

[HtownHorn 14,470]

Bullpen is the only thing that keeps this team from winning the WS. No lefties, which torched the Astros this weekend.

[Jshep34 2,304]

See what happens when we leave to come back home

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[smwhorn 481]

On July 24, 2019 at 10:34 PM, Mez2 said:

Grow a pair, he's fine

Go fuck yourself.

0-1 8.10 ERA in last 7 games.  1-3.  4.66 ERA in last 30 games.

Osuna, like I said three weeks ago, scares me.  

 

 

[David Dennison 18,652]

1 minute ago, smwhorn said:

Go fuck yourself.

0-1 8.10 ERA in last 7 games.  1-3.  4.66 ERA in last 30 games.

Osuna, like I said three weeks ago, scares me.  

Then you're going to be scared. He's the closer. He's one of the best in baseball.

[Mez2 4,021]

1 minute ago, smwhorn said:

Go fuck yourself.

0-1 8.10 ERA in last 7 games.  1-3.  4.66 ERA in last 30 games.

Osuna, like I said three weeks ago, scares me.  

 

 

Who are you? 

[Mez2 4,021]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Then you're going to be scared. He's the closer. He's one of the best in baseball.

Word

[David Dennison 18,652]

20 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Bullpen is the only thing that keeps this team from winning the WS. No lefties, which torched the Astros this weekend.

So 2017 was a fluke?

[Cooder 37]

He hit him on purpose 100%. 

These posts make me laugh. Then sad because the poster isn’t joking.

[David Dennison 18,652]

Just now, Cooder said:

These posts make me laugh. Then sad because the poster isn’t joking.

Because he did it on purpose. AJ didn't even try to lie well in the post game.

[Lat22 3,994]

So in the spirit of changing the subject, is anybody else getting a pregnant vibe from Julia?

[Wishbone 4,731]

36 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

So in the spirit of changing the subject, is anybody else getting a pregnant vibe from Julia?

Hmmm…you could be onto something there. She’s 34, they’ve been working the new girl in, yeah, seems like a plausible assessment.

[runthebone 7,932]

55 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

So 2017 was a fluke?

As a lifelong Astros fan, 2017 was definitely the fluke.  Hopefully not after this year.

[Mez2 4,021]

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Hmmm…you could be onto something there. She’s 34, they’ve been working the new girl in, yeah, seems like a plausible assessment.

Both tacos? 

[Wishbone 4,731]

Just now, runthebone said:

As a lifelong Astros fan, 2017 was definitely the fluke.  Hopefully not after this year.

I know what you’re saying, but going through the teams we went through to win, and how we did it, I will remain convinced it wasn’t a fluke.

[APMP 685]

So in the spirit of changing the subject, is anybody else getting a pregnant vibe from Julia?

Sorry for partying?