2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Mo Horn 8807]

He's out

[Scraps 13538]

Looked safe....still looks safe. Major fuck up by Chi.

Diaz telling Yordan to come home is slightly retarded though lol

[Mo Horn 8807]

Sure, we get the call in a meaningless White Sox game. They'll wait until the playoffs to screw us. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Sure, we get the call in a meaningless White Sox game. They'll wait until the playoffs to screw us. 

This is a true Houston fan.

[Wishbone 4731]

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

This is an experienced Houston fan.

 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

Damn NY fucked us aga.. uhhhhh .. great call!

[TonyTexas 10481]

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Really hoping for a quality start today from Greinke. Wasn’t especially impressed with his 1st outing

There you have it

[Jebus 1300]

Little orphan Annie chanting is really getting annoying 

[Wishbone 4731]

1 minute ago, Jebus said:

Little orphan Annie chanting is really getting annoying 

Surprised there is enough people there to be heard.

edit: Actually, I guess you could hear anyone in that empty cavern.

Edited August 13, 2019 by Wishbone

[TonyTexas 10481]

[Scraps 13538]

Let the big dog eat

[Scraps 13538]

Lol fucking plunked the ump

[Wishbone 4731]

Alvarez won’t get an RBI for that, but he’s the reason it happened.

[UTexasFight 9375]

Man.
The White Sox sucks almost as bad as this ump.
If this game weren’t so close, I’d think that was on purpose

[Scraps 13538]

Didnt he homer off some fuck named Fry in Baltimore?

[Wishbone 4731]

Just now, Scraps said:

Didnt he homer off some fuck named Fry in Baltimore?

I was going to go there, but wasn’t sure. That Fry, for the most part, pitched well IIRC.

[Scraps 13538]

I know Fry got him out one game, but i thought he got one off him in another

[Wishbone 4731]

Just now, Scraps said:

I know Fry got him out one game, but i thought he got one off him in another

Seems like he got one off everyone on their staff in that series. 😉

[Scraps 13538]

Yeah just looked it up and looks like Fry didn't get burnt by the Man Child

[Wishbone 4731]

One mans Fry is another mans chip.

[Wishbone 4731]

Y’all………oh, well, not my mantra

[Wishbone 4731]

Horhay!!! With the infield hit. Moar pleeze.

[UTexasFight 9375]

Never go full Gary Sanchez

[WBT 20411]

Break it open Uncle Mike

[Ichabod 184]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Never go full Gary Sanchez

It's Gary Shorthop to me 

[WBT 20411]

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Never go full Gary Sanchez

I was going to say something about playoff Machete but that works

[Wishbone 4731]

Are the Whitesox going to have any arms left for game 2? 

[Pimphand 5592]

24 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Are the Whitesox going to have any arms left for game 2? 

Well AJ Reed has been known to bring some heat in mop up duty but he is not on the active roster 😂

Edited August 13, 2019 by Pimphand

[Wishbone 4731]

Ok, good. Finish them!

[Scraps 13538]

Mchugh is the best 9th inning up by a shit ton of runs guy in the league

[Wishbone 4731]

NEO!

[henrygandorf 29174]

solid win.

let's get two.

[Wishbone 4731]

McHugh was feeling it! Good to see. Live ass arm tonight.

[kevwun 15608]

The White Sox radio guys are so bad.  I was listening on the way home from work and was laughable.  The play by play guy sounds like he has a mouthful of marbles and he pronounces every Hispanic name like your grandpa would.  Dude had to sound out Yordan.

Edited August 14, 2019 by kevwun

[Pimphand 5592]

3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

solid win.

let's get two.

Yeah need both to keep up with the MFY and LAD in the loss column. Definitely ready for Cleveland to pay them a visit then they have to head west to play both LA & OAK. 

[TexArcher 37506]

So, there's a suspension coming for that collision at the plate, right?

[UTexasFight 9375]

When is first pitch for game 2

[runthebone 7931]

7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

So, there's a suspension coming for that collision at the plate, right?

Hopefully the penitentiary!

 

Let's sweep these assholes.

[Pimphand 5592]

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

When is first pitch for game 2

It was originally set for 7:10 but after the White Sox throwing almost 200 pitches made that unpossible.

[thetruth 149]

Tags tweeting first pitch is 8pm

[Limp Brisket 546]

8:00 tentatively.  Radar etc.

[TonyTexas 10481]

Haven’t seen the lineup but saw a tweet saying Bregs is sitting out again. I guess he’s still sore from getting plunked on Sunday. Straw is playing CF instead of 2nd and Altuve is playing again.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Bregman out. Tuve at 2B. Straw in CF:

 

[Guadaloopy 10917]

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

Cole scratched according to ChiSox TV. 

[TonyTexas 10481]

Cole scratched according to ChiSox TV. 

Mother fucker

[Lat22 3994]

Oh no.

[Guadaloopy 10917]

Not a great feeling with the back of this lineup and the way Nova has been going.  And now Devo starting.  

Will probably win by 10. 

[runthebone 7931]

Fucking mother fucker

[Guadaloopy 10917]

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Mother fucker

Double headers and rain delays do weird things to preparation.  No need to panic yet.