2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Mo Horn 8852]

He's out

[Scraps 13569]

Looked safe....still looks safe. Major fuck up by Chi.

Diaz telling Yordan to come home is slightly retarded though lol

[Mo Horn 8852]

Sure, we get the call in a meaningless White Sox game. They'll wait until the playoffs to screw us. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Sure, we get the call in a meaningless White Sox game. They'll wait until the playoffs to screw us. 

This is a true Houston fan.

[Wishbone 4763]

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

This is an experienced Houston fan.

 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4778]

Damn NY fucked us aga.. uhhhhh .. great call!

[TonyTexas 10518]

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Really hoping for a quality start today from Greinke. Wasn’t especially impressed with his 1st outing

There you have it

[Jebus 1317]

Little orphan Annie chanting is really getting annoying 

[Wishbone 4763]

1 minute ago, Jebus said:

Little orphan Annie chanting is really getting annoying 

Surprised there is enough people there to be heard.

edit: Actually, I guess you could hear anyone in that empty cavern.

Edited August 13, 2019 by Wishbone

[TonyTexas 10518]

[Scraps 13569]

Let the big dog eat

[Scraps 13569]

Lol fucking plunked the ump

[Wishbone 4763]

Alvarez won’t get an RBI for that, but he’s the reason it happened.

[UTexasFight 9515]

Man.
The White Sox sucks almost as bad as this ump.
If this game weren’t so close, I’d think that was on purpose

[Scraps 13569]

Didnt he homer off some fuck named Fry in Baltimore?

[Wishbone 4763]

Just now, Scraps said:

Didnt he homer off some fuck named Fry in Baltimore?

I was going to go there, but wasn’t sure. That Fry, for the most part, pitched well IIRC.

[Scraps 13569]

I know Fry got him out one game, but i thought he got one off him in another

[Wishbone 4763]

Just now, Scraps said:

I know Fry got him out one game, but i thought he got one off him in another

Seems like he got one off everyone on their staff in that series. 😉

[Scraps 13569]

Yeah just looked it up and looks like Fry didn't get burnt by the Man Child

[Wishbone 4763]

One mans Fry is another mans chip.

[Wishbone 4763]

Y’all………oh, well, not my mantra

[Wishbone 4763]

Horhay!!! With the infield hit. Moar pleeze.

[UTexasFight 9515]

Never go full Gary Sanchez

[WBT 20638]

Break it open Uncle Mike

[Ichabod 184]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Never go full Gary Sanchez

It's Gary Shorthop to me 

[WBT 20638]

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Never go full Gary Sanchez

I was going to say something about playoff Machete but that works

[Wishbone 4763]

Are the Whitesox going to have any arms left for game 2? 

[Pimphand 5804]

24 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Are the Whitesox going to have any arms left for game 2? 

Well AJ Reed has been known to bring some heat in mop up duty but he is not on the active roster 😂

Edited August 13, 2019 by Pimphand

[Wishbone 4763]

Ok, good. Finish them!

[Scraps 13569]

Mchugh is the best 9th inning up by a shit ton of runs guy in the league

[Wishbone 4763]

NEO!

[henrygandorf 29194]

solid win.

let's get two.

[Wishbone 4763]

McHugh was feeling it! Good to see. Live ass arm tonight.

[kevwun 15809]

The White Sox radio guys are so bad.  I was listening on the way home from work and was laughable.  The play by play guy sounds like he has a mouthful of marbles and he pronounces every Hispanic name like your grandpa would.  Dude had to sound out Yordan.

Edited August 14, 2019 by kevwun

[Pimphand 5804]

3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

solid win.

let's get two.

Yeah need both to keep up with the MFY and LAD in the loss column. Definitely ready for Cleveland to pay them a visit then they have to head west to play both LA & OAK. 

[TexArcher 37989]

So, there's a suspension coming for that collision at the plate, right?

[UTexasFight 9515]

When is first pitch for game 2

[runthebone 8022]

7 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

So, there's a suspension coming for that collision at the plate, right?

Hopefully the penitentiary!

 

Let's sweep these assholes.

[Pimphand 5804]

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

When is first pitch for game 2

It was originally set for 7:10 but after the White Sox throwing almost 200 pitches made that unpossible.

[thetruth 149]

Tags tweeting first pitch is 8pm

[Limp Brisket 546]

8:00 tentatively.  Radar etc.

[TonyTexas 10518]

Haven’t seen the lineup but saw a tweet saying Bregs is sitting out again. I guess he’s still sore from getting plunked on Sunday. Straw is playing CF instead of 2nd and Altuve is playing again.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Bregman out. Tuve at 2B. Straw in CF:

 

[Guadaloopy 10987]

[VirginiaLonghorn 4778]

Cole scratched according to ChiSox TV. 

[TonyTexas 10518]

Cole scratched according to ChiSox TV. 

Mother fucker

[Lat22 4015]

Oh no.

[Guadaloopy 10987]

Not a great feeling with the back of this lineup and the way Nova has been going.  And now Devo starting.  

Will probably win by 10. 

[runthebone 8022]

Fucking mother fucker

[Guadaloopy 10987]

2 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Mother fucker

Double headers and rain delays do weird things to preparation.  No need to panic yet.