2019 Houston Astros Thread

[WBT 20,990]

Just now, Scraps said:

My bet in over 9.5 runs is looking niiiice

That's just for us right?

[Mo Horn 8,939]

We'll take all the free runs they want to give

[Mez2 4,048]

Watch super hit a Jack

[Guadaloopy 11,138]

How can they assume the play at the plate and not give Chirinos an RBI?

[runthebone 8,379]

3 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Reddick, start fucking hitting.  You’re in Tyler White territory 

It's amazing that Mayfield would be hitting in front of anybody in our lineup

[Player 4,611]

Netting talk not going away

Can totally see the lines can’t you Russ?

[Mez2 4,048]

Jose Offerman thinks this Tigers defense is not great

[WBT 20,990]

superjack is still super shitty

[runthebone 8,379]

Are you fucking kidding me, you fucking delicate extremely talented flower

[WBT 20,990]

Correa out of the game.  The dipshittery of putting Diaz on the dl may really hurt us if he's out for awhile.

Edited August 20, 2019 by WBT

[DaysOff 8,212]

Made of glass

[Mez2 4,048]

What a pussy 

[henrygandorf 29,228]

i seriously cannot believe my fucking ears.

[henrygandorf 29,228]

so can tucker play first?  because there's your solution.  tomorrow.

[jkates 336]

so can tucker play first?  because there's your solution.  tomorrow.

Let's try this.


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[kevwun 16,444]

Tucker at first is better than Yuli at 2nd or Straw at short.

Edited August 20, 2019 by kevwun

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

so can tucker play first?  because there's your solution.  tomorrow.

Yes.  And yes.  You cannot count on Correa.  I mean he’s cheap now and we should keep him until he’s a free agent.  But he’s a pussy.  Always a hangnail. 

[Guadaloopy 11,138]

So I tuned out the broadcast for a bit.  Did they mention what the issue may be with Mr. 1-1?

[DaysOff 8,212]

Yes.  And yes.  You cannot count on Correa.  I mean he’s cheap now and we should keep him until he’s a free agent.  But he’s a pussy.  Always a hangnail. 

Can you imagine Biggio's eyerolls right now.

[runthebone 8,379]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

So I tuned out the broadcast for a bit.  Did they mention what the issue may be with Mr. 1-1?

Bacterial vaginosis.

[Guadaloopy 11,138]

Just now, runthebone said:

Bacterial vaginosis.

That tracks. 

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Yes.  And yes.  You cannot count on Correa.  I mean he’s cheap now and we should keep him until he’s a free agent.  But he’s a pussy.  Always a hangnail. 

Can you imagine Biggio's eyerolls right now.

I’ve spent a fair amount of time around Biggio and those guys from late 90s and early to mid 00s Astros.  I can imagine what he’s thinking.  He and Bagwell sat if there was a broken bone or torn ligament.  

[Jebus 1,341]

Maybe he’s just really embarrassed about that terrible swing on the strikeout

[Guadaloopy 11,138]

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

I’ve spent a fair amount of time around Biggio and those guys from late 90s and early to mid 00s Astros.  I can imagine what he’s thinking.  He and Bagwell sat if there was a broken bone or torn ligament.  

Would be a lot cooler if they could show off a ring or two while scoffing at Correa.   

[Guadaloopy 11,138]

1 minute ago, Jebus said:

Maybe he’s just really embarrassed about that terrible swing on the strikeout

Yep.  Getting shown up by the rookie with RISP bruised his tender ego.  

[tx 3 putt 78,720]

Any Correa updates ?

[tx 3 putt 78,720]

Bregman to short 

Yuli to third

mayfield to first 

[rvm96 1,643]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Any Correa updates ?

Nothing on Twitter from Astros reporters.

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Would be a lot cooler if they could show off a ring or two while scoffing at Correa.   

Correa could scoff at them and brag about his ring maybe if he wasn’t probably the 7th or 8th best player on this team.  

Edited August 20, 2019 by Johnny Sack

[David Dennison 19,560]

5 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Would be a lot cooler if they could show off a ring or two while scoffing at Correa.   

Ouch and burn.

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Any Correa updates ?

His pussy is sore or his freshly capped teeth are hurting. 

[Mo Horn 8,939]

12 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Nothing on Twitter from Astros reporters.

That's what happens when Julia isn't at the game. 

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

Correa is always hurt.  You can’t count on him. Biggio and Bagwell answered the bell every night unless something was broken or torn.  

Altuve played most of last year on one leg.  

[Planet Houston 4,950]

20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Any Correa updates ?

He’s a no-showrrea, as usual. 

[tx 3 putt 78,720]

I’m ready to comfort his fiancée 

[UTexasFight 9,819]

Correa out of the game.  The dipshittery of putting Diaz on the dl may really hurt us if he's out for awhile.

Man, this motherfucking shit right here.

 

Way too early to speculate on Correa but dammit if he and Diaz cant stay healthy at the same time.

 

Right about now really wishing someone besides a fucking 22 yo (Tucker) had the brilliant idea before June of getting him some work in at 1B.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

And there it is. Back discomfort. What a fucking pussy.

[UTexasFight 9,819]

Back discomfort has Blum speechless

 

I wish they had a camera on him right now

[DaysOff 8,212]

Stretch your hamstrings. It's all connected.

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

Bring Tucker up.  Reddick is terrible.  He’s had what, one good year in the last 6?

[rvm96 1,643]

16 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

That's what happens when Julia isn't at the game. 

Lesser reporting is evened out by Michelle Margaux being hot

[Scraps 13,807]

Nice AB by Reddick there

[TonyTexas 10,783]

Correa’s injury proneness is going to cost him 9 figures in future earnings. I like him as a player, when healthy, but I don’t know how you can commit to him. What amount and length of an extension, if any, would you consider fair?

[UTexasFight 9,819]

Nice AB by Reddick there

Did I see Flair is throwing out the first pitch Wednesday?

If that doesn’t get Reddick going, Idk what does

[Mo Horn 8,939]

Just now, rvm96 said:

Lesser reporting is evened out by Michelle Margaux being hot

Nowhere close to Julia. She is at the top of my fantasy list. 

[UTexasFight 9,819]

Correa’s injury proneness is going to cost him 9 figures in future earnings. I like him as a player, when healthy, but I don’t know how you can commit to him. What amount and length of an extension, if any, would you consider fair?

0-$0 for Mr. 1-1

But seriously, that’s a good question and will be interesting to see who bites and for how much when he plays 145 games in his FA year

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

Jackson is throwing darts right now.  Need to knock him out.  

[GHOSTUSER 361]

18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’m ready to comfort his fiancée 

Take your turn. I have got first dibs on Daniella

[IDIOTsavant 8,689]

23 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Correa is always hurt.  You can’t count on him. Biggio and Bagwell answered the bell every night unless something was broken or torn.  

Altuve played most of last year on one leg.  

Any chance you can use your connections to get the equipment guy to sub Glass Joe for Showrea on the back of his jersey for next year's players weekend?

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

Just now, IDIOTsavant said:

Any chance you can use your connections to get the equipment guy to sub Glass Joe for Showrea on the back of his jersey for next year's players weekend?

My connections ended at the ownership change.  Have none now.  I certainly love the new regime though.  Drayton pulled a Mack Brown on the way out.