2019 Houston Astros Thread

[WBT 20400]

Just now, Scraps said:

My bet in over 9.5 runs is looking niiiice

That's just for us right?

[Mo Horn 8795]

We'll take all the free runs they want to give

[Mez2 4020]

Watch super hit a Jack

[Guadaloopy 10903]

How can they assume the play at the plate and not give Chirinos an RBI?

[runthebone 7929]

3 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Reddick, start fucking hitting.  You’re in Tyler White territory 

It's amazing that Mayfield would be hitting in front of anybody in our lineup

[Player 4575]

Netting talk not going away

Can totally see the lines can’t you Russ?

[Mez2 4020]

Jose Offerman thinks this Tigers defense is not great

[WBT 20400]

superjack is still super shitty

[runthebone 7929]

Are you fucking kidding me, you fucking delicate extremely talented flower

[WBT 20400]

Correa out of the game.  The dipshittery of putting Diaz on the dl may really hurt us if he's out for awhile.

Edited August 20, 2019 by WBT

[DaysOff 7823]

Made of glass

[Mez2 4020]

What a pussy 

[henrygandorf 29174]

i seriously cannot believe my fucking ears.

[henrygandorf 29174]

so can tucker play first?  because there's your solution.  tomorrow.

[jkates 313]

so can tucker play first?  because there's your solution.  tomorrow.

Let's try this.


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[kevwun 15596]

Tucker at first is better than Yuli at 2nd or Straw at short.

Edited August 20, 2019 by kevwun

[Johnny Sack 8397]

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

so can tucker play first?  because there's your solution.  tomorrow.

Yes.  And yes.  You cannot count on Correa.  I mean he’s cheap now and we should keep him until he’s a free agent.  But he’s a pussy.  Always a hangnail. 

[Guadaloopy 10903]

So I tuned out the broadcast for a bit.  Did they mention what the issue may be with Mr. 1-1?

[DaysOff 7823]

Yes.  And yes.  You cannot count on Correa.  I mean he’s cheap now and we should keep him until he’s a free agent.  But he’s a pussy.  Always a hangnail. 

Can you imagine Biggio's eyerolls right now.

[runthebone 7929]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

So I tuned out the broadcast for a bit.  Did they mention what the issue may be with Mr. 1-1?

Bacterial vaginosis.

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Just now, runthebone said:

Bacterial vaginosis.

That tracks. 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

3 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Yes.  And yes.  You cannot count on Correa.  I mean he’s cheap now and we should keep him until he’s a free agent.  But he’s a pussy.  Always a hangnail. 

Can you imagine Biggio's eyerolls right now.

I’ve spent a fair amount of time around Biggio and those guys from late 90s and early to mid 00s Astros.  I can imagine what he’s thinking.  He and Bagwell sat if there was a broken bone or torn ligament.  

[Jebus 1300]

Maybe he’s just really embarrassed about that terrible swing on the strikeout

[Guadaloopy 10903]

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

I’ve spent a fair amount of time around Biggio and those guys from late 90s and early to mid 00s Astros.  I can imagine what he’s thinking.  He and Bagwell sat if there was a broken bone or torn ligament.  

Would be a lot cooler if they could show off a ring or two while scoffing at Correa.   

[Guadaloopy 10903]

1 minute ago, Jebus said:

Maybe he’s just really embarrassed about that terrible swing on the strikeout

Yep.  Getting shown up by the rookie with RISP bruised his tender ego.  

[tx 3 putt 76169]

Any Correa updates ?

[tx 3 putt 76169]

Bregman to short 

Yuli to third

mayfield to first 

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Any Correa updates ?

Nothing on Twitter from Astros reporters.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Would be a lot cooler if they could show off a ring or two while scoffing at Correa.   

Correa could scoff at them and brag about his ring maybe if he wasn’t probably the 7th or 8th best player on this team.  

Edited August 20, 2019 by Johnny Sack

[David Dennison 18619]

5 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Would be a lot cooler if they could show off a ring or two while scoffing at Correa.   

Ouch and burn.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Any Correa updates ?

His pussy is sore or his freshly capped teeth are hurting. 

[Mo Horn 8795]

12 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

Nothing on Twitter from Astros reporters.

That's what happens when Julia isn't at the game. 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Correa is always hurt.  You can’t count on him. Biggio and Bagwell answered the bell every night unless something was broken or torn.  

Altuve played most of last year on one leg.  

[Planet Houston 4922]

20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Any Correa updates ?

He’s a no-showrrea, as usual. 

[tx 3 putt 76169]

I’m ready to comfort his fiancée 

[UTexasFight 9370]

Correa out of the game.  The dipshittery of putting Diaz on the dl may really hurt us if he's out for awhile.

Man, this motherfucking shit right here.

 

Way too early to speculate on Correa but dammit if he and Diaz cant stay healthy at the same time.

 

Right about now really wishing someone besides a fucking 22 yo (Tucker) had the brilliant idea before June of getting him some work in at 1B.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

And there it is. Back discomfort. What a fucking pussy.

[UTexasFight 9370]

Back discomfort has Blum speechless

 

I wish they had a camera on him right now

[DaysOff 7823]

Stretch your hamstrings. It's all connected.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Bring Tucker up.  Reddick is terrible.  He’s had what, one good year in the last 6?

[rvm96 1643]

16 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

That's what happens when Julia isn't at the game. 

Lesser reporting is evened out by Michelle Margaux being hot

[Scraps 13532]

Nice AB by Reddick there

[TonyTexas 10478]

Correa’s injury proneness is going to cost him 9 figures in future earnings. I like him as a player, when healthy, but I don’t know how you can commit to him. What amount and length of an extension, if any, would you consider fair?

[UTexasFight 9370]

Nice AB by Reddick there

Did I see Flair is throwing out the first pitch Wednesday?

If that doesn’t get Reddick going, Idk what does

[Mo Horn 8795]

Just now, rvm96 said:

Lesser reporting is evened out by Michelle Margaux being hot

Nowhere close to Julia. She is at the top of my fantasy list. 

[UTexasFight 9370]

Correa’s injury proneness is going to cost him 9 figures in future earnings. I like him as a player, when healthy, but I don’t know how you can commit to him. What amount and length of an extension, if any, would you consider fair?

0-$0 for Mr. 1-1

But seriously, that’s a good question and will be interesting to see who bites and for how much when he plays 145 games in his FA year

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Jackson is throwing darts right now.  Need to knock him out.  

[GHOSTUSER 361]

18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

I’m ready to comfort his fiancée 

Take your turn. I have got first dibs on Daniella

[IDIOTsavant 8437]

23 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Correa is always hurt.  You can’t count on him. Biggio and Bagwell answered the bell every night unless something was broken or torn.  

Altuve played most of last year on one leg.  

Any chance you can use your connections to get the equipment guy to sub Glass Joe for Showrea on the back of his jersey for next year's players weekend?

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Just now, IDIOTsavant said:

Any chance you can use your connections to get the equipment guy to sub Glass Joe for Showrea on the back of his jersey for next year's players weekend?

My connections ended at the ownership change.  Have none now.  I certainly love the new regime though.  Drayton pulled a Mack Brown on the way out.