2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Gut Wagon 8,084]

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

Oh-suna [sigh]

This cat needs to be totally on point come October. Of course, I think we’d all prefer he get that way a lot sooner.

[Cooder 37]

What this thread looks like when the team loses 2 in a row lolz

[tx 3 putt 77,237]

Fell asleep early, like the results this am

get the sweep today 

[rvm96 1,643]

 

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

 

[UTexasFight 9,517]

K overload

Mind blown.gif

[Scraps 13,570]

7 hours ago, Cooder said:

 

 

What this thread looks like when the team loses 2 in a row lolz

 

Update:

 

Correa guy now out of work for the next 6 weeks 

[tx 3 putt 77,237]

Damn shame all those douche bags weren’t beat up by security 

[Scraps 13,570]

They are pretty fucking lucky that the #TruckerHatMafia wasn't walking by and bumped into, causing Trucker Hat to fall on ground....because that whole crew would've got an ass whipping.  

[tx 3 putt 77,237]

My only regret in life is not having my trucker hat for Milwaukee and Wrigley.

even though I paid scraps $50 per cap, it was well worth it. 

Edited August 29, 2019 by tx 3 putt

[Scraps 13,570]

You can pay me and i can overnight it to you in milwaukee

 

Also thanks for ruining my scam. I was using HG to do all the work then reselling to you at 500% markup. Damnit.

 

 

Actually thats some shit Slobby from Slobby's World on netflix would do. If you haven't watched you can thank me later when you do.

 

 

 

[kevwun 15,811]

Shenanigans!

Edited August 29, 2019 by kevwun

[UTexasFight 9,517]

Day baseball!!!!

[TonyTexas 10,519]

A perfect storm. Day baseball combined with Thirsty Thursday at the beginning of a long holiday weekend!!!

 

[Pimphand 5,814]

On 8/28/2019 at 9:15 AM, Iceman said:

That bodes well for October, right?

Hopefully....

I do wish we played better at MFY Stadium

[henrygandorf 29,194]

are we still leading in strikeouts?  can someone update me?

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

15 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

A perfect storm. Day baseball combined with Thirsty Thursday at the beginning of a long holiday weekend!!!

 

Just finished my depo early.  Going to sit at airport bar in Richmond, VA and watch the game.  Flight doesn’t leave until 5.  Missing Back to School Night at kids’ school. Which is a fucking beating.  

[UTPhil2006 3,807]

Last day game. Who’s going?

also what are the details on this happy hour half price deal? All draft? Certain bars?

[Scraps 13,570]

Last day game. Who’s going?
also what are the details on this happy hour half price deal? All draft? Certain bars?

All draft

[UTexasFight 9,517]

Last day game. Who’s going?
also what are the details on this happy hour half price deal? All draft? Certain bars?

[Scraps 13,570]

You know the big ass banners they hang from the rafters of the players? You can get your very own Tyler White one for $25

[tx 3 putt 77,237]

If Astros Trucker Hat Mafia had a clubhouse, I’d buy that 

[cabowabo 4,492]

Bullshit balk call leads to a run.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,780]

Damn balks as bad as leadoff walks. 

[WBT 20,643]

Two straight days a balk led to the first run of the game

[kevwun 15,811]

I can't remember the last time we had a balk before this series.

[Gut Wagon 8,084]

Choi somehow has morphed into a Korean Mike Trout.

[Scraps 13,570]

I can't remember the last time we had a balk before this series.

Im sure Cash sent a strongly worded email to league offices Monday

[clapclapclap 9,000]

2 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Missing Back to School Night at kids’ school. Which is a fucking beating.  

Gonna be some bummed kids, it ain't the same without Thornton Melon.

Edited August 29, 2019 by clapclapclap

[Scraps 13,570]

Cheerios!

 

 

[WBT 20,643]

Chirizo!

[henrygandorf 29,194]

production out of chirinos and reddick is bad news for the rest of mlb.

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

8 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

production out of chirinos and reddick is bad news for the rest of mlb.

Reddick looks a lot better at the plate.  If he can be league average, I’ll take it all day.  That’s outstanding for the 9 hole.  

[tx 3 putt 77,237]

Fuuuuuuuuuck 

[Scraps 13,570]

Austin Meadows over here tryin to be the White Alvarez. Bitch he gonna show you whats up in a minute

[Scraps 13,570]

Moonshot by Springer

[tx 3 putt 77,237]

Springer Dinger !!!!

[Scraps 13,570]

Tuve with a weak ass arm

[Scraps 13,570]

Lazy ass arm cost us a run

[tx 3 putt 77,237]

Fiuuuuuuuuck

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Greinke already in playoff form?

[Gut Wagon 8,084]

How about we quit jackin' around and play? 

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Well, shit

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,780]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Lazy ass arm cost us a run

.. or two. 

[Mez2 4,025]

Greinke fucking sucks

[TonyTexas 10,519]

Lazy ass arm cost us 2 runs

Fixed

[Dondrysdale1 363]

8 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Tuve with a weak ass arm

He is a 2nd basemen knowing he doesn’t have that arm that is on him for sitting back on that

[Scraps 13,570]

No Altuves weak ass arm is what im referring to. He shouldve thrown Garcia out. Joke that he got an infield hit on that.

Homer shouldve been solo, which yes still blows

[UTexasFight 9,517]

No Altuves weak ass arm is what im referring to. He shouldve thrown Garcia out. Joke that he got an infield hit on that.

Homer shouldve been solo, which yes still blows

That and the balk.

Sweeps are hard.
Can’t give extra outs/bases like that if you want to pull one off

[Scraps 13,570]

Nice AB from El Toro