2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13542]

Devo needs to leavo

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Fucking Devo. I can't remember the last time he had a clean inning. 

[Mez2 4021]

Devo can walk like a cock sure reliever but its actually more like a cock in his ass 

[Jebus 1300]

Fucking devo 

[TonyTexas 10482]

That’s for all of y’all wondering why Yordan doesn’t play more in the outfield

[Mez2 4021]

You know what rhymes with devo?

Seppuku 

[UTexasFight 9380]

That’s for all of y’all wondering why Yordan doesn’t play more in the outfield

And the throw compounded it

That’s a big 90 extra feet

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Paging anyone who can pitch. 

[Lat22 3994]

That was poorly played by Yordan.

[Mez2 4021]

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Paging anyone who can pitch. 

PM sent

[Planet Houston 4923]

More like DevBlows amirite?

[HtownHorn 14487]

Alvarez needs to be developed as 1B, not an OF. Just an awful play, and he compounded it by missing the cutoff man and letting Pham get to 2nd.

I'm not sure who the Astros are going to include on the playoff roster in the bullpen because the options are slim.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

I'm fucking done with Devo. 

[Gut Wagon 8052]

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

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I should have had you in there in time to cross the 38th Parallel and push that rice eater back to the Great Wall of China. No racist. 

[Scraps 13542]

Paging anyone who can pitch. 

Ive thrown a perfect game in slow pitch softball before so i think i can handle this. Im in the stadium and not TOTALLY drunk... yet

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Don't worry, guys, Here comes Hector. FML. 

[HtownHorn 14487]

Lulz at that pitch from Devenski.

[Mez2 4021]

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

I'm fucking done with Devo. 

Subscribed

[Mez2 4021]

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

I should have had you in there in time to cross the 38th Parallel and push that rice eater back to the Great Wall of China. No racist. 

While *pussies* like you are man here partying, putting headbands on, listening to the goddamn Beatles albums!!!

[Lat22 3994]

Regarding Devo:

Give me a D!

Give me an F!

[Jebus 1300]

Yordan making the case to sit on the road in the WS and Devo’s fuckery culminating in a 2 strike meatball to the guy we’re turning into the Korean Mike Trout, this inning is an absolute fuck

 

and now some bullshit from Toro, great

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Can we have an emergency reinstatement of the old second waiver period? I'd like to can nearly everyone in the bullpen. 

[Mez2 4021]

4 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Regarding Devo:

Give me a D!

Give me an F!

Gimme an A!

 

What's that spell, DFA!

[wildcat09 29243]

Honestly we should just pick random guys out of the crowd over our relievers at this point.

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Just now, wildcat09 said:

Honestly we should just pick random guys out of the crowd over our relievers at this point.

If we let the Rays hit off a tee we'd at least have one more guy to help chase down the doubles. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

I see that Kurt Warner's wife is at the game.

[TonyTexas 10482]

Honestly we should just pick random guys out of the crowd over our relievers at this point.

This game has been a team effort.

[Gut Wagon 8052]

This would be a nice time to score.

[elfenix 34171]

reddick comes through, 8-7 rays

Edited August 29, 2019 by elfenix

[clapclapclap 9000]

Torolling roliing rolling

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Yes, he hits for average, hits for power and plays good D. So why do I have so little confidence in Springer when it matters? I never expect him to come through.

[Mez2 4021]

How many fucking pitchers does pampa bay have? 

[Mez2 4021]

*gong*

[elfenix 34171]

2-11 w RISP isn't good

[pepper brooks 579]

AS shitty as devo was and is, lets not pass over the fact that Grienke has been absolutely underwhelming since coming over.  We likely lose Cole because of his acquisition, and that is going to suck worse than Devo if Grienke doesn't start to pitch markedly better in a hurry.  

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

6 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Yes, he hits for average, hits for power and plays good D. So why do I have so little confidence in Springer when it matters? I never expect him to come through.

[Mez2 4021]

Just now, pepper brooks said:

AS shitty as devo was and is, lets not pass over the fact that Grienke has been absolutely underwhelming since coming over.  We likely lose Cole because of his acquisition, and that is going to suck worse than Devo if Grienke doesn't start to pitch markedly better in a hurry.  

Power  pitching  > precision pitchin

Always. 

[rvm96 1643]

9 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Yes, he hits for average, hits for power and plays good D. So why do I have so little confidence in Springer when it matters? I never expect him to come through.

[Mez2 4021]

9 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Yes, he hits for average, hits for power and plays good D. So why do I have so little confidence in Springer when it matters? I never expect him to come through.

Post less. And I'm the worst at over-reacting. 

[Mez2 4021]

1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Houston jesus

[Gut Wagon 8052]

1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Yep. We all know the history. Feast or famine. A really good player, but the hot-and-cold nature of his offense can be so frustrating. I almost wonder if there's some bonus in his contract for coming out of his shoes on swings when we just need a single. 

[Scraps 13542]

I see that Kurt Warner's wife is at the game.

Is she asking for a manager?

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Would have been great to hold right there. But at least we have some firepower coming up in the bottom half.

[Mez2 4021]

September 1, AJ should put all the relievers in a room and basically put their shit on blast, saying we're only taking 4 of y'all. Who that 4 is is on you... fuck this pen.  

[Scraps 13542]

AS shitty as devo was and is, lets not pass over the fact that Grienke has been absolutely underwhelming since coming over. 

Undefeated. Thats all that matters

[cabowabo 4453]

Cy Sneed and Chris Devenski should fuck and have a kid together.

[rvm96 1643]

5 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Yep. We all know the history. Feast or famine. A really good player, but the hot-and-cold nature of his offense can be so frustrating. I almost wonder if there's some bonus in his contract for coming out of his shoes on swings when we just need a single. 

You're really trying to hate on the 2017 WS MVP... GTFO

[Scraps 13542]

This game kinda sucks

[Mez2 4021]

Spet 1 meaning we bring up all RP and let them thunder dome it 

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Choi makes an out. It's a sign. Now we do great things and win it. I hope.