2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Put up another 4 spot this inning

[Wishbone 4924]

The shift against Yordan just exposes more of your players to potential serious injury.

[henrygandorf 29222]

profar's 2 run double highlights a 3 run t6 for oakland.

now lead in ny 4-2.

let's go oakland.

[Halohal 525]

💰

[Gut Wagon 8214]

Miley has to be kicking himself. Except tonight he’d probably miss. 

[Wishbone 4924]

2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Miley has to be kicking himself. Except tonight he’d probably miss. 

After that performance he’s probably both frustrated and happy he escaped being on the hook for an L.

[henrygandorf 29222]

31 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

profar's 2 run double highlights a 3 run t6 for oakland.

now lead in ny 4-2.

let's go oakland.

now 6-2, t8. 

[elfenix 34658]

damnit rondon

[Guadaloopy 11129]

Good grief Rondon.  What a waste of 97 mph.  

[YChang 3531]

Me to my buddy, “watch Rondon will give up at least one run...”

[Wishbone 4924]

Rondon sucks.

[runthebone 8322]

I wonder why Rondon lost his job as Cubs closer

[henrygandorf 29222]

whew.

7-2 a's.

[Wishbone 4924]

Just now, runthebone said:

I wonder why Rondon lost his job as Cubs closer

Because closing is a requirement?

[Scraps 13745]

Blum is a bitch. Poutine rules

[Limp Brisket 549]

I gotta disagree with Blummer, poutine is awesome.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Please tell me why Devo is warming up? We need at least a 10 run lead to watch his gaping pussy strut.

[HtownHorn 15243]

Oakland sweeping the Yankees would be swell.

[cabowabo 4645]

Prepare your anuses. 

[henrygandorf 29222]

the mchugh situation is still very curious.

[cabowabo 4645]

When are we going to cut this guy?

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Haha, like clockwork.

[Wishbone 4924]

Surprise!

[YChang 3531]

This bullpen...

[Limp Brisket 549]

Hector gives up a bomb, Devo gives up a bomb.  I’m fucking shocked.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

When are we going to cut this guy?

Hopefully he never pitches another inning for us after the regular season.

[runthebone 8322]

It's hard to get mad at Devo because he is consistent.

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

Hinch looked pissed. Why be pissed!?? YOU ARE THE ONE THAT HAS THE AUTHORITY TO QUIT USING HIM!

[Gut Wagon 8214]

Devo’s WIP, it is not good. 

[Limp Brisket 549]

Toronto is a powerhouse to Rondon and Devenski.

[tx 3 putt 78470]

Fucking Devo !!!

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Lol, oh Bo!

[Wishbone 4924]

Just now, Gut Wagon said:

Devo’s WIP, it is not good. 

You misspelled WIMP. And it is good

[Scraps 13745]

Kalas is dumb.

 

Rooting for Oakland all weekend dipshit.

 

 

"Oakland is the team chasing the Astros"

 

Yeah thats like saying putt is chasing Straw in a foot race. They arent even in the same zip code at the moment

 

[TonyTexas 10683]

Damn this thread sucks sometimes . Up 7-3, won 8 out of the last 10, have the best record in the history of the club and all I see on here is pissing and moaning. Les Miserables

[Limp Brisket 549]

6 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Damn this thread sucks sometimes . Up 7-3, won 8 out of the last 10, have the best record in the history of the club and all I see on here is pissing and moaning. Les Miserables

Can we not bitch about poor performances regardless of that other shit you said?

[Wishbone 4924]

7 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Damn this thread sucks sometimes . Up 7-3, won 8 out of the last 10, have the best record in the history of the club and all I see on here is pissing and moaning. Les Miserables

Never let the fire go unstoked.

[Amos Moses 795]

Dancing Leia’s ... nice

[Limp Brisket 549]

Astros win!

[elfenix 34658]

Astros win!

[kevwun 16269]

Looks like Chirinos might have had a few kind words for the home plate ump after the last out.

[henrygandorf 29222]

yanks lost.

tied.

but not really.

[runthebone 8322]

Everyone got a hit, first 4 got 2

 

Get well soon, Pressly.

 

[Wishbone 4924]

9 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

yanks lost.

tied.

but not really.

What’s the h to h?

(drunk and lazy)

Edited August 31, 2019 by Wishbone

[henrygandorf 29222]

4 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

What’s the h to h?

(drunk and lazy)

4-3 houston.

[WBT 20884]

Tonight's winning pitcher is...Collin McHugh who faced 2 batters, allowing a double and then recording a strikeout

[HtownHorn 15243]

39 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Damn this thread sucks sometimes . Up 7-3, won 8 out of the last 10, have the best record in the history of the club and all I see on here is pissing and moaning. Les Miserables

Because no one cares about how many wins this team gets during the regular season. It's the 11 wins after the season is over that matter, and this bullpen could potentially be a reason the Astros don't get those 11 wins.

[Gut Wagon 8214]

12 minutes ago, WBT said:

Tonight's winning pitcher is...Collin McHugh who faced 2 batters, allowing a double and then recording a strikeout

Traveshamockery of the first order. Then again, SOMEONE had to get it. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Bullpen could get even thinner:

 

[Gourmand 7778]

9 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Because no one cares about how many wins this team gets during the regular season. It's the 11 wins after the season is over that matter, and this bullpen could potentially be a reason the Astros don't get those 11 wins.

I understand Htown Horn's point, but I honestly think much of the bitching is a fan hangover from that Sunday afternoon game a couple of weeks ago in Baltimore when Osuna blew a 7-4 lead in the 9th with that walkoff by Rio Ruiz. That ended an 8-gm win streak and the team went 1-6 thereafter. 

Fuckin Osuna.