2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Dennis Taylor 18,702]

Fucking headcase closers ...

[Wishbone 4,731]

Not sure how much weight Luhnow puts on IQ in his analytics model.

[Lat22 3,994]

Osuna is going to be our downfall. 

[smwhorn 481]

On August 11, 2019 at 10:04 PM, Planet Houston said:

No need for that hostile shit, newbie. 

You’re right that he hasn’t been invincible lately. But he’s still one of the best closers in the game. Let’s not forgot Hinch’s decision to let Miley get two batters on in the 9th before Osuna came in the other day. It’s not all terrible, and this is one of the most talented teams of all time. Chill. 

Fuck you and you piece of shit Osuna apologists.  Fucking neg rep me over that piece of shit.

[UTexasFight 9,376]

This fucker is going to make me hate Will Harris too because he ain’t a closer and probably isn’t going to fare well when he’s asked to do that until Pressly is back

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,750]

Just now, Wishbone said:

Not sure how much weight Luhnow puts on IQ in his analytics model.

Well ... the guy who keeps sending him out there is a Stanford man. 

[tx 3 putt 76,330]

Springer Dinger !!!!!!!

[WBT 20,416]

George is getting upset!!

[elfenix 34,171]

george is getting angry!

[Mack Tripper 696]

Summer of George continues

[cabowabo 4,452]

Fuck yeah. Now we can bring Osuna back out. 

[TexArcher 37,508]

THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!!!

 

[tx 3 putt 76,330]

An insurance run would be nice 

[Planet Houston 4,923]

Dingdingdingding!!!!!

[UTexasFight 9,376]

Hey Counsell, next time you say you don’t to use a guy, probably should stick with your gut, but thank you



Josh James will get a chance to close it out

[kevwun 15,631]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

8 insurance runs would be nice 

fify

[WBT 20,416]

Only 1?

[TexArcher 37,508]

Osuna has a chance to get a win out of that horrible outing.  I hope Cole shits in his locker.

[David Dennison 18,652]

Extend that man.

[Planet Houston 4,923]

2 minutes ago, smwhorn said:

Fuck you and you piece of shit Osuna apologists.  Fucking neg rep me over that piece of shit.

Get fucked. 

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

How long until osuna’s bullshit is an issue in the locker room?

 

 

[rvm96 1,643]

[Gut Wagon 8,052]

Some guys just don’t deserve to draw a pro sports paycheck. Especially as the closer of a top-ranked club in the stretch run. I don’t much care how they dump this jackass, but make it quick. 

[David Dennison 18,652]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Osuna has a chance to get a win out of that horrible outing.  I hope Cole shits in his locker.

I don't think he's going back out there.

[Scraps 13,541]

Oh these dumb motherfuckers on espn dont know how to change a tire. They know the celebration is a tire change...

 

"Is he cranking the jack up??"

 

You fucking fat fuck dumbass yankee who didnt drive until you were 25

 

 

[kevwun 15,631]

I doubt the team or the fans will take long to turn on him because of his history.

[runthebone 7,932]

Take a fucking walk, Altuve.  Jesus

[tx 3 putt 76,330]

Uncle Mike is cooling off 

[smwhorn 481]

2 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Get fucked. 

Go blow Osuna.  

[tx 3 putt 76,330]

Do something Jake !

[Gut Wagon 8,052]

Great time for Jake to rake. 

[tx 3 putt 76,330]

Lock this down 

[WBT 20,416]

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I don't think he's going back out there.

He's in line to be the winning pitcher either way

[WBT 20,416]

Bregs has the BA up to .295 now

[Fudge Nuggets 19,147]

Let’s see which asshole wants to get a fucking save.

[Limp Brisket 546]

Apparently a new delivery for Josh James we’ll be seeing.  

[tx 3 putt 76,330]

Just now, WBT said:

Bregs has the BA up to .295 now

En Fuego 

[tx 3 putt 76,330]

Be the man Josh !!!!!

[tx 3 putt 76,330]

A strike would be nice 

Edited September 2, 2019 by tx 3 putt

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Fuck it. Let Verlander go out to get the save.

[cabowabo 4,452]

much rather see Joe Smith out there. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,147]

Pull his ass.

[tx 3 putt 76,330]

Pull him 

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

I think that's enough from James. Bring in Smith

[Limp Brisket 546]

No room for this shit

[Lat22 3,994]

I can’t stomach this shit. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Josh James still blows I see

[elfenix 34,171]

settle down kid

[Gut Wagon 8,052]

And now this is the ridiculous bullpen dilemma we face. Good grief. 

[UTexasFight 9,376]

Yay
Yelich will bat this inning absent a double play