2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Dennis Taylor 18871]

Fucking headcase closers ...

[Wishbone 4782]

Not sure how much weight Luhnow puts on IQ in his analytics model.

[Lat22 4017]

Osuna is going to be our downfall. 

[smwhorn 483]

On August 11, 2019 at 10:04 PM, Planet Houston said:

No need for that hostile shit, newbie. 

You’re right that he hasn’t been invincible lately. But he’s still one of the best closers in the game. Let’s not forgot Hinch’s decision to let Miley get two batters on in the 9th before Osuna came in the other day. It’s not all terrible, and this is one of the most talented teams of all time. Chill. 

Fuck you and you piece of shit Osuna apologists.  Fucking neg rep me over that piece of shit.

[UTexasFight 9528]

This fucker is going to make me hate Will Harris too because he ain’t a closer and probably isn’t going to fare well when he’s asked to do that until Pressly is back

[VirginiaLonghorn 4781]

Just now, Wishbone said:

Not sure how much weight Luhnow puts on IQ in his analytics model.

Well ... the guy who keeps sending him out there is a Stanford man. 

[tx 3 putt 77426]

Springer Dinger !!!!!!!

[WBT 20669]

George is getting upset!!

[elfenix 34332]

george is getting angry!

[Mack Tripper 696]

Summer of George continues

[cabowabo 4514]

Fuck yeah. Now we can bring Osuna back out. 

[TexArcher 38066]

THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!!!

 

[tx 3 putt 77426]

An insurance run would be nice 

[Planet Houston 4930]

Dingdingdingding!!!!!

[UTexasFight 9528]

Hey Counsell, next time you say you don’t to use a guy, probably should stick with your gut, but thank you



Josh James will get a chance to close it out

[kevwun 15897]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

8 insurance runs would be nice 

fify

[WBT 20669]

Only 1?

[TexArcher 38066]

Osuna has a chance to get a win out of that horrible outing.  I hope Cole shits in his locker.

[David Dennison 18946]

Extend that man.

[Planet Houston 4930]

2 minutes ago, smwhorn said:

Fuck you and you piece of shit Osuna apologists.  Fucking neg rep me over that piece of shit.

Get fucked. 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

How long until osuna’s bullshit is an issue in the locker room?

 

 

[rvm96 1643]

[Gut Wagon 8087]

Some guys just don’t deserve to draw a pro sports paycheck. Especially as the closer of a top-ranked club in the stretch run. I don’t much care how they dump this jackass, but make it quick. 

[David Dennison 18946]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Osuna has a chance to get a win out of that horrible outing.  I hope Cole shits in his locker.

I don't think he's going back out there.

[Scraps 13577]

Oh these dumb motherfuckers on espn dont know how to change a tire. They know the celebration is a tire change...

 

"Is he cranking the jack up??"

 

You fucking fat fuck dumbass yankee who didnt drive until you were 25

 

 

[kevwun 15897]

I doubt the team or the fans will take long to turn on him because of his history.

[runthebone 8042]

Take a fucking walk, Altuve.  Jesus

[tx 3 putt 77426]

Uncle Mike is cooling off 

[smwhorn 483]

2 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Get fucked. 

Go blow Osuna.  

[tx 3 putt 77426]

Do something Jake !

[Gut Wagon 8087]

Great time for Jake to rake. 

[tx 3 putt 77426]

Lock this down 

[WBT 20669]

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I don't think he's going back out there.

He's in line to be the winning pitcher either way

[WBT 20669]

Bregs has the BA up to .295 now

[Fudge Nuggets 19224]

Let’s see which asshole wants to get a fucking save.

[Limp Brisket 546]

Apparently a new delivery for Josh James we’ll be seeing.  

[tx 3 putt 77426]

Just now, WBT said:

Bregs has the BA up to .295 now

En Fuego 

[tx 3 putt 77426]

Be the man Josh !!!!!

[tx 3 putt 77426]

A strike would be nice 

Edited September 2, 2019 by tx 3 putt

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Fuck it. Let Verlander go out to get the save.

[cabowabo 4514]

much rather see Joe Smith out there. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19224]

Pull his ass.

[tx 3 putt 77426]

Pull him 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

I think that's enough from James. Bring in Smith

[Limp Brisket 546]

No room for this shit

[Lat22 4017]

I can’t stomach this shit. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Josh James still blows I see

[elfenix 34332]

settle down kid

[Gut Wagon 8087]

And now this is the ridiculous bullpen dilemma we face. Good grief. 

[UTexasFight 9528]

Yay
Yelich will bat this inning absent a double play