2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Just now, Scraps said:

Signature win...even if it was against a AAAA team

Yep.  They can get some mileage out of this one.   Can’t sweep four games if you don’t when the first.  

[Rimbo 25753]

Just now, Scraps said:

Signature win...even if it was against a AAAA team

seriously... this was a major gut check for the team. This is the game we remember when shit gets tough in October. Love seeing Tucker be a part of it, too.

[henrygandorf 29174]

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

let's go uncle mike, send everyone home happy.

when we were down 7-3, i texted at least 2 people saying if we won this game we would win the world series.

we will win the world series.

[tx 3 putt 76170]

Seems legit !!!!!

[Rimbo 25753]

Just now, henrygandorf said:

when we were down 7-3, i texted at least 2 people saying if we won this game we would win the world series.

we will win the world series.

This is like that game against the Twins in 2017. 

"We're gonna win this one, and the next, and the one after that!"

[UTexasFight 9370]

Bullpen, get some rest.

Framber, a QS should would be nice.

[Rip76 4909]

F Yes

[YChang 3430]

Well that was satisfying.

[Scraps 13532]

Here we go bitches.

Getting this dub tonight

Dub obtained

[UTexasFight 9370]

21 pitches, no outs, and down 4 is no way to start a game. Especially against Seattle.

Especially against Seattle...
We got this game

I don’t ever recall a game when the team was down 7-0 that so many people were confident we were still going to win

I’ll take it

[henrygandorf 29174]

4 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Yep.  They can get some mileage out of this one.  

if this isn't the good version of that garbage ruiz walkoff in baltimore, then nothing fucking is.

for all the bitching about "we don't score any runs for verlander (or whomever)", it's also nice to know you could give up 5 without recording an out and the offense will not only bail you out, but end up winning the fucking game.

no correa.  no springer.  no problem.

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Great win

[Planet Houston 4922]

8 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

when we were down 7-3, i texted at least 2 people saying if we won this game we would win the world series.

we will win the world series.

I was getting nervous because my new Astros trucker hats were in a huge hole for their first game. Great work all around. 

[Scraps 13532]

RR with the walk off tonight also in 10

We walking off errrbody

[huge 3788]

when we were down 7-3, i texted at least 2 people saying if we won this game we would win the world series.
we will win the world series.

I can personally attest to this.

Macho fucking win

[UTexasFight 9370]

RR with the walk off tonight also in 10

We walking off errrbody

Did it last night too

[Gourmand 7774]

What a fucking win goddamn!

Thank you Uncle Mike for saving us from an eventual Cionel Perez sighting in the bullpen as the last man standing.

[TonyTexas 10478]

Bullpen, get some rest.

Framber, a QS should would be nice.

Luhnow might say screw RR’s playoffs and bring up Armenteros. Abreu and Bielak pitched tonight.

[DCA_HORN 725]

First of all thanks to hank for the hats. You've brought much entertainment and insight the past 15 years. I grew up outside nyc and much like ou in well ever it sucks to have a top rival in the same league. It's not my fault bud seligs an asshole. I will be at mmp in the ALCS with a yankees hat on but got damn is this team not so much fun to watch. Either way, fuck the daah jers/ vin

[Halohal 498]

 

[runthebone 7929]

Kyle Tucker likes the word awesome.

[rvm96 1643]

To all the Kyle Tucker haters

[Pimphand 5587]

2 hours ago, runthebone said:

Kyle Tucker likes the word awesome.

Hopefully he gets to continue to use it..

Maybe he can even bust out the line without me awesome is just aweso 😂

[Halohal 498]

 

[Mez2 4020]

#HTownPride 

[Mez2 4020]

Tucker's gonna get on a roll now. Busted that first nut now he can go to pound town at the plate

[DaysOff 7823]

He swings like a Japanese guy.

[huge 3788]

2 hours ago, DaysOff said:

He swings like a Japanese guy.

OH does he?

[APMP 685]

He swings like a Japanese guy.

Well, Ted did serve in WW2...

[Hank Chinaski 6310]

10 hours ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Tucker!!!!!!!!!

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Games like that can do a lot for a team's psyche, regardless of which players made key contributions. Tucker's single to tie it back up was epic. On top of his homer, that's exactly the sort of game that can get a kid going. Doesn't change who he is, but could well change how he performs these next few weeks...and beyond.

[Jshep34 2303]

Lilsheps buddy has been money for the A's this year. He carried the pitching for month plus in 2017

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[Seasick Sailor 3747]

[Mez2 4020]

There's gotta be some type of computer font that prints out AJs handwriting because that shit is too perfect. 

[Guadaloopy 10903]

3 hours ago, Jshep34 said:

Lilsheps buddy has been money for the A's this year. He carried the pitching for month plus in 2017

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Fiers doesn’t get enough love from Astros fans.  He’s no CFM, but he kept things afloat when the rotation was taking on a LOT of water with injuries.  He earned that WS ring as much as anyone on the 2017 roster.   

[TonyTexas 10478]

Not feeling it tonight. Framber has 7+ ERA in his last 8 appearances. Can’t expect more than 5 innings out of him. Not good with the BP worn out after last night. However, it’s a testament to how shitty Seattle is that the Astros are still a 2 to 1 favorite.

[TonyTexas 10478]

The babying the Astros give Correa is baffling. 

 

[tx 3 putt 76170]

Have to baby a prima Donna 

[Limp Brisket 546]

1 hour ago, Seasick Sailor said:

1-6 can be nasty

[Limp Brisket 546]

16 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

The babying the Astros give Correa is baffling. 

 

Jesus...

[tx 3 putt 76170]

Perez and Urquady better be loose tonight 

[DaysOff 7823]

The only thing we can expect is Framber to be soaked with sweat after two thirds of an inning.

[TonyTexas 10478]

Perez and Urquady better be loose tonight 

Urquidy pitched 4 innings last night. Get ready for a heavy dose of Devenski.

[tx 3 putt 76170]

Maybe perez’s Rat tail will throw off the mariners 

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

He’s the only mf’er that can stretch a 10 day IL stint into missing more than a month.  

[tx 3 putt 76170]

Someone needs to tell Carlos and Daniella that their post career depends heavily on a successful playing career 

this agent change was 100% about their non baseball life 

Edited September 7, 2019 by tx 3 putt

[Wishbone 4731]

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Someone needs to tell Carlos and Daniella that their post career depends heavily on a successful playing career 

They can circus fuck all they want to from November through the end of February. The rib crunching back twisting succubus needs to calm down to regular sex during the rest of the year if she wants to prolong the major money years. JMO, 😁

[runthebone 7929]

Framber should endorse Pepto

[Limp Brisket 546]

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Framber should endorse Pepto

Or Wild Turkey

[Jshep34 2303]

Seriously this is the best we got to start tonight

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