2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Wishbone 4731]

7 minutes ago, Lechuza said:

Y’all think Julia’s ass hairs are red?

I have it on good authority that they are by God BURNT ORANGE sir!

[tx 3 putt 76158]

Y’all keep telling me how reddick’s glove is nothing special !

 

luLz 

Edited September 19, 2019 by tx 3 putt

[Wishbone 4731]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Y’all keep telling me how reddick’s glove is nothing special !

Did he loan it to Tucker?

[Victor Lazlo 1742]

Yeah, that answered that question about whether Tucker could make the catch up against the wall. 

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[Guadaloopy 10903]

RUNS, PLEASE!

[clapclapclap 9000]

Everyone gets a Correa bobbleHumptyDumptyhead

[tx 3 putt 76158]

4 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Did he loan it to Tucker?

Yep 😂

[Wishbone 4731]

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

Everyone gets a Correa bobbleHumptyDumptyhead

Comes already broken. With no Kings men.

[Scraps 13531]

I just want everyone to know that if you think we have dipshits posting on this thread we cannot hold the jock of the dipshits on facebook group Houston Astros Nation


Holy shit there are some stupid motherfuckers on there. Current post i am seeing:

"So way schedule is Verlander and Cole will start last two games of season....who will start game 1 of the playoffs Greinke or Miley?"


Nuke

[tx 3 putt 76158]

Yordan, at times, hits the ball too hard 

[Wishbone 4731]

Good for Bregs 

[Wishbone 4731]

Wrist breaker by Piña.

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

25 minutes ago, Lechuza said:

Y’all think Julia’s ass hairs are red?

Since the hair on her head isn’t naturally red, I’ll go with no.

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

How about scoring some fucking runs?

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Runners In Stranded Position

[Limp Brisket 546]

10 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I just want everyone to know that if you think we have dipshits posting on this thread we cannot hold the jock of the dipshits on facebook group Houston Astros Nation


Holy shit there are some stupid motherfuckers on there. Current post i am seeing:

"So way schedule is Verlander and Cole will start last two games of season....who will start game 1 of the playoffs Greinke or Miley?"


Nuke

I had to delete that group.  It is horrible.

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[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

Reddick would have had him.

edit:  just like Tucker.

Edited September 19, 2019 by Fudge Nuggets

[Smax 3799]

Wow lol

[TexArcher 37455]

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Reddick would have had him.

So would KT, who's hitting .317.

🤠

[DoobieWah 1410]

4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Reddick would have had him, too.

FIFY

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

How many one pitch outs we gonna have today after what seemed like a ton yesterday?

[tx 3 putt 76158]

Little bit of rain in 255

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

Time for superstars to do superstar things.

[Scraps 13531]

#Winning

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

Here comes a ball three feet outside in the dirt.

[DaysOff 7821]

Are we going to score runs during the playoffs? Because that would be cool.

[DaysOff 7821]

I remember JV getting pissed at this meth head for stepping out of the box constantly.

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[Mez2 4020]

Cole must befeeling how JV feels when he pitches watching this offense

[YChang 3430]

Woooo Yuli! 

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The Yuli!!

[Mo Horn 8795]

Pina

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Pina!!!!!

[TexArcher 37455]

CHOO CHOO FUCK YOU!

[Mez2 4020]

2 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Cole must befeeling how JV feels when he pitches watching this offense

Errytime!

[Scraps 13531]

Yuli for MVP

[BornOrange 1441]

24 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

So would KT, who's hitting .317.

🤠

Over the last 28 days, Tucker is hitting .325 with an OPS of .907

Over the last 28 days, Reddick is hitting .353 with an OPS of .981

[Mez2 4020]

Just now, BornOrange said:

Over the last 28 days, Tucker is hitting .325 with an OPS of .907

Over the last 28 days, Reddick is hitting .353 with an OPS of .981

Both tacos

[Tommy Nobis 905]

I like oppo tacos

[rvm96 1643]

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300!!

[tx 3 putt 76158]

#300 !!!!

[Mo Horn 8795]

300

[Mez2 4020]

Cole fucking train.

[Smax 3799]

Congrats Cole

[DaysOff 7821]

Nice moment by GC to acknowledge the fans as well. Wish he was coming back.

[TexArcher 37455]

9 minutes ago, BornOrange said:

Over the last 28 days, Tucker is hitting .325 with an OPS of .907

Over the last 28 days, Reddick is hitting .353 with an OPS of .981

K