2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Wishbone 4958]

7 minutes ago, Lechuza said:

Y’all think Julia’s ass hairs are red?

I have it on good authority that they are by God BURNT ORANGE sir!

[tx 3 putt 78677]

Y’all keep telling me how reddick’s glove is nothing special !

 

luLz 

Edited September 19, 2019 by tx 3 putt

[Wishbone 4958]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Y’all keep telling me how reddick’s glove is nothing special !

Did he loan it to Tucker?

[Victor Lazlo 1812]

Yeah, that answered that question about whether Tucker could make the catch up against the wall. 

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[Guadaloopy 11129]

RUNS, PLEASE!

[clapclapclap 9000]

Everyone gets a Correa bobbleHumptyDumptyhead

[tx 3 putt 78677]

4 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Did he loan it to Tucker?

Yep 😂

[Wishbone 4958]

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

Everyone gets a Correa bobbleHumptyDumptyhead

Comes already broken. With no Kings men.

[Scraps 13799]

I just want everyone to know that if you think we have dipshits posting on this thread we cannot hold the jock of the dipshits on facebook group Houston Astros Nation


Holy shit there are some stupid motherfuckers on there. Current post i am seeing:

"So way schedule is Verlander and Cole will start last two games of season....who will start game 1 of the playoffs Greinke or Miley?"


Nuke

[tx 3 putt 78677]

Yordan, at times, hits the ball too hard 

[Wishbone 4958]

Good for Bregs 

[Wishbone 4958]

Wrist breaker by Piña.

[Fudge Nuggets 19455]

25 minutes ago, Lechuza said:

Y’all think Julia’s ass hairs are red?

Since the hair on her head isn’t naturally red, I’ll go with no.

[Fudge Nuggets 19455]

How about scoring some fucking runs?

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Runners In Stranded Position

[Limp Brisket 549]

10 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I just want everyone to know that if you think we have dipshits posting on this thread we cannot hold the jock of the dipshits on facebook group Houston Astros Nation


Holy shit there are some stupid motherfuckers on there. Current post i am seeing:

"So way schedule is Verlander and Cole will start last two games of season....who will start game 1 of the playoffs Greinke or Miley?"


Nuke

I had to delete that group.  It is horrible.

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[Fudge Nuggets 19455]

Reddick would have had him.

edit:  just like Tucker.

Edited September 19, 2019 by Fudge Nuggets

[Smax 3800]

Wow lol

[TexArcher 39071]

Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Reddick would have had him.

So would KT, who's hitting .317.

🤠

[DoobieWah 1535]

4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Reddick would have had him, too.

FIFY

[Fudge Nuggets 19455]

How many one pitch outs we gonna have today after what seemed like a ton yesterday?

[tx 3 putt 78677]

Little bit of rain in 255

[Fudge Nuggets 19455]

Time for superstars to do superstar things.

[Scraps 13799]

#Winning

[Fudge Nuggets 19455]

Here comes a ball three feet outside in the dirt.

[DaysOff 8209]

Are we going to score runs during the playoffs? Because that would be cool.

[DaysOff 8209]

I remember JV getting pissed at this meth head for stepping out of the box constantly.

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[Mez2 4048]

Cole must befeeling how JV feels when he pitches watching this offense

[YChang 3569]

Woooo Yuli! 

[WBT 20972]

The Yuli!!

[Mo Horn 8937]

Pina

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Pina!!!!!

[TexArcher 39071]

CHOO CHOO FUCK YOU!

[Mez2 4048]

2 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Cole must befeeling how JV feels when he pitches watching this offense

Errytime!

[Scraps 13799]

Yuli for MVP

[BornOrange 1441]

24 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

So would KT, who's hitting .317.

🤠

Over the last 28 days, Tucker is hitting .325 with an OPS of .907

Over the last 28 days, Reddick is hitting .353 with an OPS of .981

[Mez2 4048]

Just now, BornOrange said:

Over the last 28 days, Tucker is hitting .325 with an OPS of .907

Over the last 28 days, Reddick is hitting .353 with an OPS of .981

Both tacos

[Tommy Nobis 905]

I like oppo tacos

[rvm96 1643]

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[WBT 20972]

300!!

[tx 3 putt 78677]

#300 !!!!

[Mo Horn 8937]

300

[Mez2 4048]

Cole fucking train.

[Smax 3800]

Congrats Cole

[DaysOff 8209]

Nice moment by GC to acknowledge the fans as well. Wish he was coming back.

[TexArcher 39071]

9 minutes ago, BornOrange said:

Over the last 28 days, Tucker is hitting .325 with an OPS of .907

Over the last 28 days, Reddick is hitting .353 with an OPS of .981

K