2019 Houston Astros Thread

[henrygandorf 29225]

if miley is gonna do his thing where he sucks, i hope he does it early, i might go to a movie.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

No Correa this weekend:

 

[Gut Wagon 8219]

Since when did “breaking news” become a synonym for “as everyone fully expected to be the case”? 

[henrygandorf 29225]

[kevwun 16437]

They had better send him to the best doctors they can find for his type of back problem this offseason.

[Mez2 4048]

41 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Hinch is basically saying to Miley that if he wants to make the playoff roster, he will be getting no help from his defense tonight

 

Or offense.

 

Watch him throw a 3 hitter into the 6th

[TexArcher 39062]

17 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

No Correa this weekend:

 

Hang on, let me get my shocked face.

[henrygandorf 29225]

i love how they say "this weekend" like it's late friday night.

it's thursday and still light outside.

[WBT 20971]

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Here’s the lineup that’s going to clinch the AL HFA

So what did Brantley and Bregs do to piss off the skipper?

[tx 3 putt 78675]

Fucking Correa 

[cabowabo 4688]

22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Fucking Correa 

 Between his real injuries,, and him getting beat up by his ho girlfriend, I’m ready to deal him in the off-season.  

[Guadaloopy 11129]

32 minutes ago, WBT said:

So what did Brantley and Bregs do to piss off the skipper?

Bregs wants PT to build stats for MVP case.  Brantley wants as many swings as he can get the way he has been going this month.  

[Mez2 4048]

Coffee is such a fucking bitch

 

Remember when he hit 2 hrs and said he was back. That's code for being a pussy

[Mez2 4048]

Just now, Mez2 said:

Coffee is such a fucking bitch

 

Remember when he hit 2 hrs and said he was back. That's code for being a pussy

Correa. Lol

[Guadaloopy 11129]

As frustrating as the Correa stuff is, he hasn’t really held the team back this season.  And he’s going to rake in the postseason.   

Correa’s not getting traded, but he’s not getting extended either.

[Mez2 4048]

Can't rake if you don't play

 

Go get fucking rendon, trade pussy lips, his fucking dogs and Carlos Correa too.

[UTexasFight 9814]

So best case scenario, Glassrea’a first game in two weeks will be in the postseason against CFM or Glasnow


Peachy

[Gourmand 7778]

Man it would be awesome if Rendon wanted to come home to Houston (fellow Lamar Redskins Texans holla back!),  he would fit in really well in the Astros clubhouse. That guy is a stud.

Edited September 27, 2019 by Gourmand

[Mo Horn 8937]

With this bizarre lineup and Miley starting, this could be an ugly game. 

[UTexasFight 9814]

With this bizarre lineup and Miley starting, this could be an ugly game. 

For the Halos! We got this

...or it’ll be like the time we trotted out a similar lineup of Express players and ended up losing our one game of the year to the Mariners 14-1.

[UTexasFight 9814]

Well, there goes the no-hitter watch.

[Mo Horn 8937]

Miley already doing 1st inning Miley things

[TonyTexas 10755]

Man it would be awesome if Rendon wanted to come home to Houston (fellow Lamar Redskins Texans holla back!),  he would fit in really well in the Astros clubhouse. That guy is a stud.

I’ve seen contract estimates for Rendon at 8/$265m. I guess you’d want Cole as well? Ok cool, Hook em. It’s not my 1/2 billion.

[henrygandorf 29225]

the fact that kalas is this excited about a non-strikeout says a lot about miley.

[Mo Horn 8937]

So he's called out on a foul tip but the umpire changes his mind after he checks the ball?

[henrygandorf 29225]

fucking miley.  put it on a tee next time.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

of course

[Mo Horn 8937]

Shocked I tell you, shocked. 

[tx 3 putt 78675]

Miley = garbage 

[cabowabo 4688]

Amazing that Miley isn't even going to make the playoff roster.  What the fuck happened?

[Mo Horn 8937]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Amazing that Miley isn't even going to make the playoff roster.  What the fuck happened?

He's got to be tipping his pitches and either we can't figure out how, even with all the technology we use, or we can and Miley can't change whatever he's doing. 

[Mez2 4048]

I'd rather watch 3putt try and spit game than see miley try and pitch

[UTexasFight 9814]

Amazing that Miley isn't even going to make the playoff roster.  What the fuck happened?

Who know but he just flat out regressed to the mean

His YTD numbers are almost identical to his full season-adjusted average for his career

[runthebone 8374]

1 hour ago, Seasick Sailor said:

No Correa this weekend:

 

"Breaking" and "Correa" are always in such close proximity

[runthebone 8374]

Not sure why you guys are bitching about Miley.  He got out of the first with only 2 runs

[UTexasFight 9814]

Amazing that Miley isn't even going to make the playoff roster.  What the fuck happened?

This is my thought too.
...or he just sucks and completely lost the ability to locate, and when you only throw your fastball low 90s, you have no margin for error

Yeah...
I think maybe the latter

[Gut Wagon 8219]

24 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

So best case scenario, Glassrea’a first game in two weeks will be in the postseason against CFM or Glasnow


Peachy

Best case scenario is we’ll trade him for Gena Davis on Oct.1. 

[UTexasFight 9814]

So
Magic number is back to 2 over Yankees for most wins ever over own division in a season...

[UTexasFight 9814]

Best case scenario is we’ll trade him for Gena Davis on Oct.1. 

She may be out a few days each month but at least it’ll be on a consistent schedule

[Guadaloopy 11129]

The issue is 100% command.   If it was tipping the Astros would have figured it out.  Remember that one bad start in Arlington for Cole?  

This slide started in Toronto when he freaking walked the world.  Some guys just get the yips.   

[WBT 20971]

Diaz is Kelly Leaking it out there

[Mo Horn 8937]

I know the bullpen hasn't pitched much the last couple of games, but if I'm Hinch I'd be tempted to tell Miley that he's pitching this entire game and I don't care if you throw 150 pitches. I know that's not going to happen, but he's pretty much already conceded this game with this lineup. 

[UTexasFight 9814]

Wtf Diaz

You’re playing first base tonight.
Not second, numb nuts

[maninblack 7975]

I remember when Wade Miley was good. That was nice.

[UTexasFight 9814]

This has turned into a comedy at this point

There are 6A Texas HS baseball teams that play better than this

[runthebone 8374]

I would leave Miley in.  This is his last game as an Astro.

[UTexasFight 9814]

We have no Hispanics on our team?
Have to feature Albert fucking Pujols?

[Mo Horn 8937]

We are making a guy with a 6.43 era look like Cy Young

[UTexasFight 9814]

Looking like wild card will come down to A’s vs Rays

Indians about to be 2 back with 3 to go

 

A’s vs Mariners

Rays vs Blue Jays

In each matchup the WC contender is exactly 30 games better than their opponent

 

 

Oakland would host in the event of same record by virtue of winning season series 4-3.

[clapclapclap 9000]

BCBS of TX can EABOD & DIAF.