2019 Houston Astros Thread

[clapclapclap 9000]

40 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Amazing that Miley isn't even going to make the playoff roster.  What the fuck happened?

Cramps

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Why are we resting starters when they’ll get 4 days off next week?

[Mo Horn 8937]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Why are we resting starters when they’ll get 4 days off next week?

They got in from Seattle around 3:30 this morning.

[UTexasFight 9814]

Why are we resting starters when they’ll get 4 days off next week?

They got to their hotel at 3am!!!

 

(Never mind that’s probably a full hour earlier than they get home from partying on weekend nights when they are playing at home)

 

 

[UTexasFight 9814]

He’s good

[Mo Horn 8937]

Tucker going yard

[WBT 20971]

Ted!

[UTexasFight 9814]

Kyle Tucker, Major League Baseball Player

[Tommy Nobis 905]

They got in from Seattle around 3:30 this morning.

Like i said, they have 4 fucking days to rest next week. That’s weak.

[rvm96 1643]

Where are the Kyle Tucker haters at now?

[Guadaloopy 11129]

SuperJack!

[UTexasFight 9814]

Correa’s back just acted again watching that play by Mayfield

[thetruth 149]

Weird mid-game thing to say but the new 12-6 Podcast by Collin McHugh podcast had Will Harris on it. They talked about coming up as minor leaguers and having to make big plays to stay on the team. I see you Tucker and SuperJack. 

[elfenix 34747]

new game mayfield!

[WBT 20971]

Oh lord, Super Jack going deep

[UTexasFight 9814]

How many times have you seen it!

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Super. Jack.

[Guadaloopy 11129]

5 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

SuperJack!

X2

[rvm96 1643]

5 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

SuperJack!

x2

[elfenix 34747]

2 minutes ago, thetruth said:

Weird mid-game thing to say but the new 12-6 Podcast by Collin McHugh podcast had Will Harris on it. They talked about coming up as minor leaguers and having to make big plays to stay on the team. I see you Tucker and SuperJack. 

are you a wizard?

[Lat22 4086]

3 hours ago, Seasick Sailor said:

No Correa this weekend:

 

Just shut him down already. Replace him on the playoff roster with someone who’ll actually show up. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

I'm starting to like this lineup.

Trainer out.   Stadium should be playing, "How do you solve a problem like Barria?"

Edited September 27, 2019 by clapclapclap

[thetruth 149]

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

are you a wizard?

Was talking about the catch, but I'll take a game tying HR

[Mez2 4048]

Jacking off!

[tx 3 putt 78675]

Mother Fucking Mayfield !!!!!!!!

[Guadaloopy 11129]

3 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Jacking off!

This is bad.  This idea. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Sam Malone is rather cheery behind Julia.

[Guadaloopy 11129]

On the spectrum of Miley’s starts in September, tonight was pretty OK. 

[DCA_HORN 725]

Courtesy of hg

[runthebone 8374]

23 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Jacking off!

 

20 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

This is bad.  This idea. 

I have to disagree with you, no matter what the pope says

[Rimbo 27006]

pardon me; i just tuned in and... has the strike zone been this off all night?

[Guadaloopy 11129]

You suck, Ausmus.  Love ya man, but you suck.  

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1708]

1 hour ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Like i said, they have 4 fucking days to rest next week. That’s weak.

If the Astros do it right, they have an intense month of baseball awaiting them after that four day break. The magic number is 1 (2 for all MLB) and regardless of grabbing the overall 1 seed, Hinch wants to ensure that he gives Verlander and Cole their well deserved A-Team lineup for the last two games of the season. Also gives Hinch and Luhnow another chance to evaluate the Round Rock kids.

[tx 3 putt 78675]

why the duck aren’t you bunting there ?

[Guadaloopy 11129]

Here comes the Legend.  

Side note - Ausmus with a September roster is brutal.   

[Pimphand 6369]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

why the duck aren’t you bunting there ?

Ducking

[tx 3 putt 78675]

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

Ducking

Mother ducker 

[tx 3 putt 78675]

Legend needs to Legend here 

[Pimphand 6369]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Legend needs to Legend here 

Bitchez be skeered....

 

[Guadaloopy 11129]

Yordan makes Pujols look small.

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

We are gonna see a lot of that next month. Gave Yordan nothing to hit

[Pimphand 6369]

At least Hinch is trying to keep us out of bonus beisbol here.

[tx 3 putt 78675]

Fuuuuukc 

[UTHornFan014 755]

Lots of missed opportunities

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Fuckin double play

[Honeysucklerose 1006]

That's not what we needed you to do Springer

[Rimbo 27006]

of all possible outcomes, that was the worst

[Pimphand 6369]

 

 

[Guadaloopy 11129]

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

At least Hinch is trying to keep us out of bonus beisbol here.

He’s got plenty of dry powder.  

[runthebone 8374]

16 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Yordan makes Pujols look small.

Especially from the waist down